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#597146 - 08/23/13 10:19 AM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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You're poverty stricken yet you order food? Is there a law about whore logic?
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#597170 - 08/23/13 04:16 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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She should stay in an executive apt/hotel suite when she goes on her little trips. She could lend the johns an attache case so it's apparent they're visiting her for strategic meetings. At least she'd be able to cook herself meals in suite kitchens.
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#597182 - 08/23/13 07:21 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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You think she can cook?
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#597202 - 08/24/13 07:52 AM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Ramen, a Panzer-like diet? All you need is a microwave. Do dates with johns include dinner? I mean, apart from the shot to the mouth and the warm feeling in the stomach or on the stomach?
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#597210 - 08/24/13 12:12 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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there's no reason her customers couldn't hit the $$ menu and get a discount.
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#599227 - 09/21/13 01:26 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Porn Jesus
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No news is Bad News with Dana. I hope she got her promos on and customer base swelling, so to speak.
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#599235 - 09/21/13 04:09 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Porn Jesus
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Heehee. She's a loser.
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#600329 - 10/15/13 06:12 AM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Granny Makes a Cumback
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grannyg.jpg (949 downloads)
Edited by Bluecipher (10/15/13 06:15 AM)
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#600332 - 10/15/13 08:40 AM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Porn Jesus
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This looks like new material. She sent some newsletter a few months back saying she'd done a new scene but was unhappy with it - an issue of no chemistry between the parties. The wrinkly thing seems to be her hose. Not the best picture of granny.
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#600337 - 10/15/13 04:46 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Porn Jesus
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More like emails for her 'hobbyist' friends letting them know she'll be in Costa Mesa or Riverside or In a Town Near You; you have that plus the occasional shouts for help, a ride, a new cell phone, a special "donation" rate effective immediately and good only for 24 hrs, etc.
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#600441 - 10/18/13 09:05 AM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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I don't know. I've never paid for sex and that is probably why I get so little with it. I may visit her and bring along with a box of MRE's, a Target gift card, and a book or two on money management skills. I'd probably have to also kick in a full donation for an audience with the 'Lioness'.
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#600727 - 10/24/13 06:25 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Things are on a roll, downhill -
Hello Friends, Just another note to send my love to you and let you know i am still in orange county and available for appointments. ps...l am still in desparate need of a car, incase someone is selling a used car and will let me make payments.I know that is a long shot but because of being hit by the car back in 2006 and because i was discredited .they.showed a film of mine in court and a very conservative jury was not impressed. I end up with bad credit from THE hospital bills and balance on car i had just bought and he totaled etc.Then i lost a wallet with my social security card and license and found out recently i have identity thief and more bad credit. That is just a couple of hurdles i cannot fix. My income is really effected with no car and my sanity as i am stuck in a hotel room and i have a big dog...i have to take taxi s just to get dog food etc. I am not doing well staying in one location for a long time as it costs too much to move all my suitcases ,dog and me to a new location. I cannot go out for anthing so my life is just terrible. If i do not change my situation and get mobile i will be in real trouble in the slow season of Dec-Jan. There are many more reasons for needing a car and with cost of staying in a hotel i cannot save money for a car. I do not want to complain about my life to all of you but i have been trying to think of a way to do this on my own but no luck. I really am worried as i will not be abke to pay for my room during the slow season without moving around. Thank you for enjoying my work and i have a new movie out. I ended up not making a cent from it as it cost alot to take a taxi both ways and the test i had to pay for and i was not paid enough ..i lost on the deal.. Hope all is good for you, If anyone can help i would be so grateful as i am making it day to day and my experience tells me no work in Dec and Jan and i will have no way to keep a roof over my head. Once again thank you and god bless. Dana Hayes PS still single and not happy about it. Tough for me to meet someone stuck in a room. A lso advice is always welcome but i most likely have already thought of it and it cannot be done alone.xxx
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#600742 - 10/24/13 08:44 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Certain whores you can beat some sense into. Generally though it is impossible to beat the crazy out of em.
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#600752 - 10/24/13 11:37 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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end up with bad credit from THE hospital bills and balance on car i had just bought and he totaled etc.Then i lost a wallet with my social security card and license and found out recently i have identity thief and more bad credit. So you have bad credit and can't get a loan. Yet a thief with your ssn and dl is able to get credit in your name and hurt your score? ![confused confused](/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/default/confused.gif)
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#600753 - 10/24/13 11:52 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Will Ryder needs to make: Not Queen For A Day XXX starring Dana. In this version, she doesn't does get the lovely prizes, just like in real life. For those not familiar with the original.
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#600771 - 10/25/13 02:09 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Sad to say but maybe a little IR will help her - move back to LA and cruise Compton. Find some cheap digs and blow bros for $80 a pop (or whatever the standard honorarium is these days). Outcall for her regular "lioness" customers. At this stage you have to try anything to move the merchandise. It's spoiling and the cops in her area are probably going to shut down the store any day now. The moment her hotel isn't paid, the dime, quarter or Cricket call is dropped.
Old whores should go with a bang, not a whimper.
Edited by Bluecipher (10/25/13 02:13 PM) Edit Reason: add
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#601035 - 10/29/13 06:34 AM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Anyone need a dog? It's curtains for this drama.
This is very hard for me but i have to ask if anyone can help me. I must find someone who will take my dog who is a perfect gentleman . He does nothing wrong ever and is no problem at all except i can no longer give him a roof over his head. I have had no work and will have to check out at noon. Since i have no car and no money i will have to leave my suitcases and will have no place to go. I was always ready to work but my time has run out. I have work in new york but cannot get there. I cannot feed my dog and well if anyone can help lucky and me please call. My battery will not be good for long. I never thought i would need to use this newsletter for such a request. I have no idea what will happen to us tomorrow and i am sorry to be sending this message to you but i am out of ideas. Please call me if you can help me in anyway.8188065593 Thankyou,luv Dana and Lucky
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#601933 - 11/16/13 06:05 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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She must have bounced back nicely with a couple of "dates" in NYC. I doubt she'd bring the dog along, unless it's part of her show (like old timer chessie moore and her dog...).
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#601958 - 11/17/13 07:35 AM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Looks like she's facing a crippling disease, too. From her wishlist on danahayesxxx.com. This is the first time I see medical care under a Ho wishlist: DONATION FOR DANAHAYES/JODYDUNCAN CAR FUND / SURGERY...I WILL BE ABLE TO VISIT YOUR CITY AND YOU. NEED SURGERY ON LEGS BLOCKED ARTERIES ADVANCED P.A.D. ANY AMOUNT URGENT NEED FOR CAR RE LEGS P.A.D. ANY AMOUNT --------------------- PAD Mayo Clinic lowdown on Peripheral Arterial Disease. http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/peripheral-arterial-disease/DS00537---
Edited by Bluecipher (11/17/13 07:35 AM)
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#601962 - 11/17/13 12:10 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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Maybe a vet could put Lucky and Dana to sleep in the same session and put them both out of their respective miseries.
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#601963 - 11/17/13 12:41 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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if she can get on her knees she can still deliver a bj; that's gotta be worth something in this world. a can of dog food perhaps?
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#602006 - 11/18/13 02:44 PM
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if she can get on her knees she can still deliver a bj; that's gotta be worth something in this world. a can of dog food perhaps? Is there store brand dog food?
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#602008 - 11/18/13 02:49 PM
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if she can get on her knees she can still deliver a bj; that's gotta be worth something in this world. a can of dog food perhaps? Is there store brand dog food? Ol' Roy is like walmart brand dog food.
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#602151 - 11/22/13 10:31 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Hope they don't find her dead in front of a library computer trying to sign up for Odummycare.
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#602166 - 11/22/13 05:32 PM
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I thought she was Canadian (by birth at least). Rob Ford will gladly host if she'll take him round the world.
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#602513 - 12/01/13 03:29 PM
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The End (take 2):
if anybody will help please email me. i have nothing...no home no money no food no car no credit cards no bank account cannot pay for hotel room. my dog and i are starving...all i get are people wanting me to lower my rates to help them when it has killed me. i hate to ask nut my dog and i have not eaten in days and tomorrow at noon i will be out on the street, a stranger paid for this room today and drove me here but so far no work. i have tried so hard to survive but i am past that now i need help. i expect i will get rude or mean responses but i can not handle this anymore. i have no help no family and i am out of ideas. i am scared to death to be out there alone and my storage is going to be sold they cut the lock so i have lost everything. if someone will help please email me. danahayesxxx@hotmail sorry for having to ask ... dana and lucky
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#602518 - 12/01/13 07:03 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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She's back in irvine it seems. Lucky must have spent the last few days in storage while she entertained nyc hobbyists.
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#602521 - 12/01/13 09:58 PM
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whoever posted this ..I wish you hadn't....I cannot believe the responses....not one person knows me and thank god I would not want to know any of these assholes. I do not want anything from anybody here. shame on all of you. you have no idea about my life and your comments are so mean...I would never ever be so cruel and that makes me a better person. this is why I remain a person who spends her time alone. i have even gotten comments I should kill myself. I am the only person who knows my situation and therefore your comments just show what type of person you are. dana hayes
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#602540 - 12/02/13 03:26 PM
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PM Tool did his due diligence/research.
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#602546 - 12/02/13 07:49 PM
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whoever posted this ..I wish you hadn't....I cannot believe the responses....not one person knows me and thank god I would not want to know any of these assholes. I do not want anything from anybody here. shame on all of you. you have no idea about my life and your comments are so mean...I would never ever be so cruel and that makes me a better person. this is why I remain a person who spends her time alone. i have even gotten comments I should kill myself. I am the only person who knows my situation and therefore your comments just show what type of person you are. dana hayes just don't pull a tanner and kill/lose the dog. that's pretty much all we're concerned about at this point.
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#602564 - 12/03/13 09:39 AM
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Lucky is getting the rawest deal out of this mess.
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#602635 - 12/06/13 10:34 AM
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After all the hullabaloo she's no longer asking for donations to help cure her PAD. Lord Jeebus acts in mysterious ways around Christmastime.
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#603269 - 12/22/13 07:41 AM
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Someone sent out another plaintive cry for help and accused me of single-handedly draining her customer base. She's on the streets of Anaheim and the poor mutt (Lucky) has not eaten in days. Her phone stopped working and she can only text. She won't go to a woman's shelter because they don't take dogs and she is worried the cops will pick her up on vagrancy charges. Oh, and the PAD is still a problem. Radio silence since that message came through a few days back.
Poor Lucky.
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#605701 - 02/03/14 08:26 PM
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Barry, you missed the Dana Hayes drama.
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#605736 - 02/04/14 04:15 PM
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Porn Jesus
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No shit, I did. I'm more worried about Lucky the Ironically Named Dog than I am Dana the Normally Named Whore. There's this local old skank that I bang every so often, but I'm so tired of hearing all about how the world, from Costco to the power company, is holding her down. Plus she's got some new stud that can't get it up but likes to watch. Fine, but be quiet and let me do my filthy business.
Big D, ya ol' whore, if you're reading this...by Bat Signal or whatever...bring your ass up to NE Washington state. Legal weed, cheap to live, room for the dog to run, LE doesn't hassle whores...it's the Promised Land. LA and NYC are in your rear view mirror.
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#605760 - 02/05/14 09:42 AM
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She needs to broaden her frontiers past Santa Ana and Glendale. Lucky would be a good addition to the community.
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