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#590733 - 05/07/13 04:59 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
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What's his name?
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#594306 - 06/25/13 09:12 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
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Podria ser una etarra, pero me da igual. Esta tia esta de la puta hostia.



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#594608 - 06/30/13 02:57 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha [Re: Smartt]
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Kelly Pickler









About to get some surprise anal...
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#594613 - 06/30/13 05:58 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha [Re: Smartt]
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She's a cutie. Fucking Skelator behind her.
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#594622 - 06/30/13 11:53 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha [Re: Barry the Pirate]
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Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
She's a cutie. Fucking Skelator behind her.


Isn't that Eric Roberts?
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#594644 - 07/01/13 04:21 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha [Re: Smartt]
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Some white girl blues player........you'll be hard pressed to find a clip or picture of her where her skirt is larger than a square of toilet paper.
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#595575 - 07/25/13 01:16 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha [Re: Smartt]
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#595588 - 07/25/13 07:24 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha [Re: Jerkules]
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Her; I would like to do tings to her but firs I would like to do the smelling of her bum-bum:


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#595620 - 07/26/13 12:24 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules


She's the hipster skank from Parks and Rec, yes?
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#595624 - 07/26/13 02:06 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha [Re: Smartt]
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yes. A LOT of make up and styling is at work.
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#595631 - 07/26/13 05:29 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
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She's a hottie.

This idiot butterface is working for me right now.
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#595683 - 07/27/13 02:32 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Barry the Pirate]
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This one:




And this one:



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#595698 - 07/27/13 10:56 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
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That jumpsuit. Fuck.
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#595842 - 07/31/13 06:10 AM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Barry the Pirate]
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#595850 - 07/31/13 10:05 AM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
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A career hemorrhoid sufferer. I thought I hated my job.
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#595917 - 08/01/13 04:47 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
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Member of the tribe Mia Kirshner, before she chunked up.

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#596954 - 08/21/13 07:12 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Bluecipher]
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Fox and Friends First takes care of my morning wood every morning.


Shannon Bream is also a Fox News fav.



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#596958 - 08/21/13 08:20 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: artxmaverick]
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Originally Posted By: artxmaverick



God-fearing christians?

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#596959 - 08/21/13 08:21 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
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But what about the masculine good looks of Rachel Maddow over to the MSNBC? Brains and beauty.
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#596979 - 08/21/13 10:51 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
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Yeah, Maddow is a real hottie.

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#596981 - 08/21/13 11:11 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
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She speaks like Bill Maher, out of the side of her mouth and leads with her nose. They both make me stabby.
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#597165 - 08/23/13 12:50 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: artxmaverick]
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Originally Posted By: artxmaverick





Just had to put my new demotiv poster somewhere.



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#597803 - 09/01/13 09:43 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha [Re: Smartt]
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http://www.brobible.com/college/article/girl-blows-341-iowa-game

So if this dumb whore dies from alcohol poisoning and you're into necrophilia, how long do you think you could fuck her corpse before it would stink up the place? She's practically embalmed herself already.
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#597805 - 09/01/13 09:51 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha [Re: Smartt]
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just under 14 days. I believe that exact scenario is in fact the origin of the word "fortnight" in merry ol' England.
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#597808 - 09/01/13 09:58 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha [Re: faceblaster]
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Originally Posted By: faceblaster
just under 14 days. I believe that exact scenario is in fact the origin of the word "fortnight" in merry ol' England.


Sweet! She looks about the perfect size/shape to twist into position for some reverse anal pile driver...just need a few zip ties.
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#597810 - 09/01/13 10:11 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real ha [Re: Smartt]
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I would like to lick Miley Cyrus' cornhole very much.

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#597834 - 09/02/13 06:25 AM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
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So many girls...


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#598142 - 09/06/13 05:50 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
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Little mexican bitch is ultra cute....I got linked to this crap somehow...I guess she used to be on a kid's show or something? haha,........Her idea of a bad boy apparently is some hipster wigger in a cosby sweater. I'd cave that faggots skull in then shove a jalapeno up her ass and chorizo down the her throat, Let Big Red and Bootleg fight over the scraps.
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#598162 - 09/06/13 09:42 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
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One of the movie actresses that I want to lick her ass

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#598339 - 09/08/13 10:47 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
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#598681 - 09/13/13 03:47 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
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Suzanne Somers in her 3's Company days!

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#598688 - 09/13/13 06:22 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
Jerkules Offline
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1979 called. They want their hard on back.
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#598704 - 09/13/13 09:35 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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She was a fucking piece of candy.
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#598720 - 09/14/13 07:45 AM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Barry the Pirate]
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This was her best role !!


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#598862 - 09/15/13 06:46 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: butterman]
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She has the most idea body that I like [tall, skinny, long legs and pretty face]:







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#598921 - 09/16/13 07:52 AM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Drunken Pia Zadora. My dad thought my first real girlfriend looked like her. Everyone else thought she looked like Miss Piggy with gigantic knocks.



Today as a drunk.



Yes. Yes I would.
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#599055 - 09/18/13 08:34 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
1979 called. They want their hard on back.

I skim read your post as "they want their hair back" and was about to call you a fucking retard for talking about a picture that was probably taken in 1979
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#599056 - 09/18/13 08:59 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
Jerkules Offline
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You SKIM READ me???!?!?!? How utterly insulting. Go check out that Quote Of The Day thread, my prose is practically its life blood. My words are to be savored and enjoyed, like the waxed anus of an 18 year old girl, fresh from the shower. Skim read. Pfft.
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#599064 - 09/19/13 02:49 AM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
You SKIM READ me???!?!?!? How utterly insulting. Go check out that Quote Of The Day thread, my prose is practically its life blood. My words are to be savored and enjoyed, like the waxed anus of an 18 year old girl, fresh from the shower. Skim read. Pfft.


Well, after the stupidity you puked out about Syrian chemical weapons I find anything you have to say dubious.


Edited by CxGxPx (09/19/13 02:49 AM)
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#599069 - 09/19/13 06:35 AM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
Jerkules Offline
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What was that, they should all gas each other; just strikes/no boots, or the chemicals came from Iraq?
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#599085 - 09/19/13 04:15 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
What was that, they should all gas each other; just strikes/no boots, or the chemicals came from Iraq?


It was the swallowing of the western news media lie that the Syrian government was gassing it's own population, when we really don't know too well who the fuck was trying to gas who, but the physical evidence we do have points to it being more than likely to have been inflicted by FSA scumbags, the supposed "good guys" who are backed by NATO and the U.S.
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#599086 - 09/19/13 04:16 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
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Israel has real stockpiles of chemical weapons but it's okay because they're jews and our friends.
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#599087 - 09/19/13 04:22 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
Jerkules Offline
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Fuck Israel too. Only middle eastern country I don't mind is Turkey. I have met many nice people from Turkey.

Has Syria denied using any chemical weapons? Have they owned up to possessing them?
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#599088 - 09/19/13 04:42 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
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Less politics and more hot celebrity poon please.

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#599097 - 09/19/13 06:21 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
backdoorman Offline
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Yes to all of the above and I'm still contemplating that 18 year old female waxed anus!
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#599111 - 09/19/13 07:28 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Fuck Israel too. Only middle eastern country I don't mind is Turkey. I have met many nice people from Turkey.

Has Syria denied using any chemical weapons? Have they owned up to possessing them?


Even if they used chemical weapons by who's authority would the United States have to question such actions? They never signed that treaty for one thing. Why are chemical weapons considered more abhorrent than, let's say people being skilled alive and having arms and legs slowly sawed off in Darfur? Because if you don't have oil under your land or you can't sell a big rebuilding contract or a big Haliburton contract to make a few assholes in the pentagon tens of millions more dollars the United States really doesn't give a shit what kind of "horrible" things are happening in your country (I feel like I've said this exact same thing before, don't give a fuck if I have) .....At least we agree Isreal needs to be allowed to live or die with out it being propped up by the empire...After all it would be the libertarian thing to do to let them pull themselves up by their own boot straps and be self sufficient.
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#599113 - 09/19/13 07:46 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
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re:chemical attacks...

Not that anybody asked, but a traditional bomb is nothing more than an explosive concentration of unstable chemicals.
- Neil deGrasse Tyson

more logic bombs found here.

on topic...


amy smartt
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#599114 - 09/19/13 08:09 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: LouCypher]
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Originally Posted By: LouCypher
re:chemical attacks...

Not that anybody asked, but a traditional bomb is nothing more than an explosive concentration of unstable chemicals.
- Neil deGrasse Tyson

more logic bombs found here.

on topic...


amy smartt

Oh yeah, nice early to mid 2000 actress that is now I assume on the z list. She seems like she'd be down for some dirty dickin' ....made me think of another 15 minutes of fame-er Bijou Phillips....I love the little air space between her thighs in the blue jeans .......there used to be a picture of this little piglet pulling her jeans down to reveal a thong while her little midget fingers clutched a cigarette, nice and trashy, sadly I can't seem to locate such photo now.













Naomi Watts also needs a fierce railing



I think it's the slimy masturbation of death scene in Lost Highway and Sean Pen chowing her box in 21 Grams that do it for me.
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#599115 - 09/19/13 08:10 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
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See? Lou gets it.


Edited by fartz (09/19/13 08:10 PM)

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#599116 - 09/19/13 08:11 PM Re: Non-porn girls you really want to fuck real hard. [Re: Smartt]
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it's the split lip... masturbanana

naomi is a good call... wtf is that movie she's in with the kid from boardwalk empire?. that was some pure psychotic action that didn't end well.

edit to add...funny games


Edited by LouCypher (09/19/13 08:16 PM)
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