I had this discussion w/ someone on another site. As long as they weren't harassing the widows & families to bar DeBlasio from the funerals, then the silent back turning is fine.

P.S. I love the Union Dems vs. Liberal Dems dynamic.

Its the ultimate dis. Fuck DeBlasio. The man in the casket is there partially due to shitheads like him.

Why? Because Pat Lynch told you so?

Answer me this, BDM: Did Deblasio make it easy for the P.O.S. assassin to get his hands on a gun in Maryland? Naw. Folks like you and your NRA buddies did.

As for Lynch's claim that DeBlasio's "rhetoric" somehow caused this, I would remind both you and the gentleman that DeBlasio wasn't the one ranting about cop funerals days before the shooting. That was Lynch, all on his own.

I don't even like DeBlasio. I voted for Bill Thompson in the primary, voted for Jimmy "The Rent Is Too Damn High guy" McMillan in the general, and would vote for just about anyone else that would primary DeBlasio in 2017. But I'll leave you with this one last thing: DeBlasio's the only Mayor in twenty years who's even tried to offer the cops a decent contract. Not Giuliani, and certainly not Bloomberg.

As much as I dislike DeBlasio, Pat Lynch IS the white Sharpton and he does just the same disservice to his members as Sharpton does to Black people.

"Shit happens, and sometimes I can't control it."

-A poster on the colo-rectal cancer board

"WTF kind of porn star is she? Both of her hands are visible in that first pic and she isn't giving the camera the middle finger with them."

---Steezo

"Here (Lisa Ann) speaks passionately about the differences between hookers and pornstars. When I use the term 'speaks passionately,' what I mean is the way she's talking reminds me of every argument I've ever had with a girl who's high on coke."

---Steezo

This is actually gia jordan. I had to use an alt I'D to communicate that Tony and I dated for 3 seconds last year. I wish for him to move on and get over it. I have tried being friends and business acquaintences, but it's evdently not what he wants. We're both in the same industry, so all I wish for is peace. (And that T-Mobile would block calls.) My definition of peace includes not hacking into my emails, myspace acct, etc to write to other people as me. Luckily, these people have been made aware of the situation and understand. I can't believe that I am banned all because I didn't feel the need to tell Tony my whereabouts when, really, I just wanted to drop off supplies he needed for a shoot and be gone. I feel no need to respond after 55 missed calls and 20 missed texts. I'm not angry. I just want to be left alone. Thanks for putting my life up on the Porn Enquirer aka lukeisback. If leaving xxxporntalk solves the issue, then so be it.

When was that from? Myspace? Gotta be long ago.

5* post.

Isn't that actually quote of about 9 years ago. Wtf?

Pussy on a pedestal.

Are there enough stories to make a Funny Tony Malice Moments thread?

My fave was the last time Donkeybots were posting his cell #. This was after Malice was gone and Steve was running the site. There was no one around, so I said "Fuck it." and sent a text to the # that was posted. "Hey man, Donkey is posting your info on the board again." I wish I could have seen the look on his face.

"Bruce Jenner has announced that he's undergoing treatment to become a woman. so, here we go again with a story about deflated balls."

--David Letterman

"They make little if any money. Girlsdoporn is structured as a nonprofit. Any profits are plowed back into the enterprise- paying for better dildos, costumes and props, dental care for the models, and contributions to the Ted Adorno Foundation for Better Porn Modelling. These bold men and women are at the cutting edge and tip of the spear of Better Porn for the 21st Century. I am humbled every time I fap to their work."

-BlueCipher

Thanks, bro.

Truer words never spoken. I hope you choke on a tranny shoving a borscht down your worthless gullet.

Emma Mae videos >> MMA videos.

-Bender, my good friend.

Bender? Sherdog?

Bender Flight Distance. Check out his new record. It's good.

http://flightdistance.bandcamp.com/album/high-priests-of-low-life

http://flightdistance.tumblr.com/

They're quite the name droppers.

Stolen from a Family Guy ep.

Thank you.

"WTF man, you couldn't crop out yer dick?"

---Jerkules

Thanks. Not my best work, but sometimes straight and to the point is what a situation calls for.

"Why haven't I realized this before? Hipsters support "Black Lives Matter" because they implicitly understand that riots bring down their property values, and hence, their rent payments."- some guy.

"If you ever go anywhere else and they are not concerned about your optic nerves go somewhere else. A good optometrist would be concerned about your optic nerves."-my eye doctor at my check up a couple of weeks ago.

I suppose the more severe piercings separate the abused from the merely abandoned.

- dude from another site talkin bout bitches w/ clit or pussy piercings. It seemed like a line that belonged on XPT.

^ It does, as does this

"The blue haired whore is a nice broken toy."

Thanks.

Your "quote of the day" is from a guy who's been dead for several years now.

That doesn't make it any less apt or eloquently hilarious.

I'm pretty sure that it does. Maybe I'm being pedantic, but I believe "quote of the day" refers to something that was said the same day, or close to it.

Unfortunately, nobody really says much of anything quote worthy around here these days so you have to dig up the old shit.

""Hiatus", "comeback" and "career". The 3 saddest words in porn." -Barry

Thank you.

True love is measured by how often you have buy a new tube of lube. ~ Guy on another site.

Hall of Fame broadcaster and the world's leading hater of slow paced baseball games Denny Matthews after getting through the fifth inning two and a half hours after the first pitch with no weather delays.

"That finishes the fifth and I would imagine a lot of fifths are finished by now."

" A girl/girl scene between Jesse Jane and Naomi would sound like shaking a box of kitchen matches."-Willie D

From the Bernie! thread:

Hipsters don't pay their rent, their parents do.

"Well when you're asking one guy to eat out another guys asshole there has to be some sort of incentive. For you maybe it was a bag of chips and a bottled water, for me a gun to the head. To each their own. It just seems like a hard way to earn a buck or two..." -Blue