Trump surges to his highest approval rating in a year. Accompanied by another glowing piece of journalism from breitbart:

"To anyone who still believes the establishment media have some influence or moral authority over public opinion, this news probably seems counterintuitive. After all, why would voters increase their approval of a racist, sexist, pussy-grabbing, porn star-boinking, serial adulterer who colluded with the Russians to steal the election and who turned the White House bowling alley into a gallows where every night after watching Hannity, Trump eats a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken while fingering the nuclear button as 11 illegal immigrant children are hanged?"

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/...year-long-high/

Legendary Jewish comedian Jackie Mason praises a negro:

http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2...ne-thing-kanye/

I stand by my earlier assessment:





Although by now it's staring to become heavy handed. Almost as heavy handed as sending your bodyguard, Cohen's replacement and some other goon to steal copies of your minoxidil scrips.

^ He was merely protecting his records against leaks, which was clearly a good idea given his doctor suddenly turning into a blabbermouth to the press, thereby violating the doctor/patient privacy law not to say stuff rule. Seems like someone is bitter they didn't get a high-level appointment in the most successful Presidential administration in history.

Indeed.

Meanwhile, in grown up news, Mueller has a list of 4 Dozen questions for Trump about Russia and Obstuction. Meanwhile, after calling the leak of said questions disgaceful, it seems the grammar shows that the leak came from the White House.




The Mueller List

^ The list is moot since Trump will never answer any of the questions, nor should he allow himself to be set up in such a manner.

^ NO, I said no such thing. He clearly renegotiated his position on the truth. He is the ultimate negotiator. He did write (co-write), "The Art of the Deal," after all.

Steeeeeezo Colbert, ladies & gentlemen. He's here all week. Don't forget to tip your servers.

^ NO! I fully support Trump. I also think I might have at some point woken up in a bizarro alternate universe, where they're called the Berenstain Bears, Tony the Tiger's nose is blue, and the Pillsbury Doughboy (actual name Poppin' Fresh) has a white scarf. Also it's May and the Mets are still in first place. I'm just making the best of a weird situation.

Perhaps I've said too much. I just wanted to explain that I voted for Trump, I support Trump and I'll vote for him again. But it's entirely possible that none of this was ever meant to happen. Or maybe it was.

I see Trump is replacing goofily-named attorney, Ty Cobb, with a more winning-er attorney. One with a powerful alpha-male name: Emmet Flood.

Trump's legal teaam lacks security clearances for Muelller negotiations

I should think a lawyer named after a virulent racist who slid cleat-first into the opposing team's first basemen would be the perfect person to lead Legal Team Orange, but it seems even he's had too much of Trump's bullshit and decided to "retire". The new guy was Bill Clinton's chief impeachment attorney, which speaks volumes about how afraid Trump really is.

And, with that, it's time for Today In One Sentence:

Would you give Rudy Mussolini a security clearance? Hell, even retailers wouldn't give him clearance at a store-wide, everything must go sale.

Hey Chuck, is this what "alchoholics refer to as a 'moment of clarity'", or am I reading too much into a great line by Samuel L. Jackson?

Tyrus Raymond Cobb, despite conventional mythology, was neither a racist or a dirty player.

That's not what I've read but, unlike the Orange Orangutan or the Gyrofuhrer, I'm not afraid to be proven wrong.

JB, this is more like The Onion.

If you need me, I'll be in the Steezobunker.

Ty Cobb was however, one of only four or five ever to hit a home run as a teenager and as a player over 40 years old. (and a Georgian!)


The more you know....

I'll guess Rusty Staub, A-Roid, Jr., and who else?

gary sheffield. it's four.

My how the tables have turned. Young white children (and a few chosen minorities) all across America had their own pro 2nd amendment anti-protest rallies today:

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/...cond-amendment/

And perhaps a new Trump Youth movement is in store:

https://reason.com/blog/2018/04/30/millennial-gen-z-voters-flee-democrats

And in totally legal fashion, Trump paid back his lawyer for that thing that he didn't even know about to begin with:

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/...l-cohen-130000/

Chris Matthews sees the light: http://www.breitbart.com/big-journalism/...prisingly-well/

Today may just be the greatest day so far in Trump's unprecedented Presidency: https://amp.detroitnews.com/amp/34461387

And finally...Even the liberal media is chattering about Trump being worthy of the Nobel Peace Prize: http://www.sacbee.com/opinion/op-ed/article210288429.html

Busy day quoting fantasy sites, huh (((Steezo)))?

^ A busy day for the truth and our President and his continued success. #Winning

They ain't running towards Trump or the GOP, (((Steezo)))

Why you huggin' him?

^ Yeah, what is that, insulation?

google's yer buddy. (((Steezo)))











triple parentheses

^Either you're hugging me or calling me a Jew. I object to both of these things.

Conservative comedy giant Tim Allen's hit show returning to FOX: https://pagesix.com/2018/05/03/tim-allen...2508.1525227143

Thanks Roseanne!

Tim never left series TV, he just had his shitty show re-tooled over and over again until they gave up. His politics have nothing to do with anything, as much as you want to glom on to him with your projections. Plus, he's a convicted felon.
They didn't bring him back due to Roseanne (((Barr))) 's success, they just put him back in a cheaper version of his old format so you retro-gressives would feel comfortable not having to accept new ideas. Make ABC Great Again



"I always wanted Last Man Standing to be like Archie Bunker," he explained. "Archie Bunker pushed boundaries, but Carroll O'Connor was not that guy at all. I am a version of that guy. But there is nothing more dangerous, especially in this climate, than a funny, likable conservative character. He is mitigated on the show by a family of women who had a difference of opinions, but [Mike Baxter] was a likeable guy and a principled guy about work and ethics and all this stuff, I think." -Tim Allen


In its final season on ABC, Last Man Standing averaged 8.3 million viewers and a 1.7 demo ratings on Friday nights, making it the network's No. 2 comedy behind Modern Family.

CMT was reportedly interested in saving the show after ABC's decision, but with Last Man Standing coming from an outside studio, 20th Century Fox Television, it proved too expensive (which was likely a factor in ABC's decision to cancel it as well).

Further proof you're a Tritone/Colbert or whatever troll name fits. Fake convervitard

^ So you've got a fake conservative Jewish Nazi Eskimo Gyronigger living in your head. Should I pay you rent directly or send a cheque to some WiesenJew foundation?

Checks are payable to the firm of Fleesum, Shyster, and Jew. (and why do you spell check the frog way?)
And you ain't living in my head, you're a time killer during afternoon nap time like Star Trek reruns or a meaningless baseball game. (not that I didn't miss ya during your year long pout-fest) Aww

I've got flair.

fixed

^ I don't get it.

^ cause all you red-staters look like closeted homos in out-dated fashions to all us liberal progressives. (even though I am a centrist according to quizzes I have taken) Old outdated ideas, old clothes
That, and they reminded me of Tool Time's Al.

Yuuuge ratings and widespread acclaim for Michele Wolf's blistering roast at the WHCD last week. Record setting ratings and an unchallengeable success.

most watched EVER

Even the 2011 one which sparked Trump's run for office has fewer views over seven years than the Wolf one has in three days. Trump loses, again

BTW: the lowest rated one ever was with Jay Leno (no surprise there)

Not all right-wingers are racist/sexist, but the ones active online sure are. Lol.


political correctness reactionaries

Another Yuuuuge failure for the alleged youth pro-second amendment movement. Only 300 schools across the entire nation held walk-outs and they were ill-attended at best.

From your own beloved BlightFart

Unemployment down to 3.9%, a 20 year low, record low unemployment for African Americans. All thanks to our current President and his pro-business policies. Glorious. Glorious!