Ever had Oyster loaf? That comes out pretty great, but it's like 1000 calories per serving. The place in Virginia I used to get it at would fry the bacon, then fry the oysters in the bacon grease, then pour the whole she-bang from the pan right into the bread.
That's not including all the other stuff in it.
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