Lucky will be going to a rare place in the sky: the committee of porno dogs.

Lucky (Dana Hayes): Hey guys I just got here. Shit it's cold in Canuckistan.

Bandit (Fayner): Damn, brah...we've been watching you. That trip across the continents must have sucked. Did you get enough food?

Lucky: nah. Just scraps of Alpo now and then.

Bonnie (Holly Randall): Not to worry brah, all we eat up here is fresh ground beef and Snausages. It's our reward for being tied to porno people.

Lucky: The worst thing was...I'd get horny and she wouldn't let me go hump a fire hydrant or anything. Drove me nuts.

Duncan (Aimee Sweet): I know the feeling. Every time my human petted me, I'd get a boner, and she never did anything about it!

Bandit: you need to meet the president of the club...

Lassie (Boedeil Joensen): Hey man, wilkommen.

Porno dogs clicky

don't forget Cain, he was in dozens of Ana/Dia movies

Well, the deed is done and Lucky is no more. He's gone to doggy heaven.

I think Lucky is more deserving of a festive sendoff than the sad "Taps" or Chopin's dour "Funeral March." How about W.C. Handy's "When the Saints Go Marching In" by a NOLA jazz band?

^ You know what, you are correct. Sorry. I had two funerals for close folks in three weeks and it was the best respect for the deceased I could come up with.

Lucky sent a report from dog heaven--he's on the list to get his nuts back!

I think Lucky was born in Mexico. He deserved a Mariachi sendoff -

Could the New Year bring a wedding and a big rock to the Luvinlioness?

where did you find this?

Woah, and this?

Her FB profile, under her real name. Can't write it here but Google is your friend.

Can't remember. Some mature porn star site freebie

^-- that one came from the Orangeville, ONT Chamber of Commerce.

That's the now-retired Luvinlioness, all right. Now only seen at church socials.

Looks very different from her prime, apparently,. Some way wrote this in a popular tube site under one of her vids -

"I know you probably won't believe this but Dana used to be my girlfriend. Of course Dana is not her real name, but it's not for me to tell you her real name. I went out with her when she was 38 until 41.She used to be a very dark auburn haired young woman when we first met and started going out. She was a great deal slimmer then. She used to be a dance teacher but she had those great tits then too.

She is every bit as hot in the sack as she comes across in the movies she makes. IF any of you are going to be in Palm Desert in So. California this weekend (19th through 22) she is going to be at a porn golf tournament."
6 years ago

i don't know this to end........

All quiet on the Orangeville front.

Is Dana contemplating a comeback?

On twitter:
Sure miss California...
CANADA is so cold...
Miss my friends in LA
Hugs and kisses to you all.
Dana Hayes

https://twitter.com/danahayesxxx/status/977019339793604609

Is Dana contemplating a comeback? ...

Stranger things have happened. I guess she has resurrected the Dana Hayes persona, declared dead a few months back.

3 Nov 2017
Dear friends I have put Dana Hayes behind me ..it did nothing but
leave me broke and ruined any chance of getting any other job.
Leave me

There is a lot of value in that brand, she definitely needs to reuse it if she comes back. <eyeroll>

My guess is that someone has taken over the urls and social media accounts with that name and will ransom them back to our favorite poverty stricken golden-ager.

She will need to get her old site rolling again.

This domain name was registered the 18/08/2017 and update for the very last time the 19/08/2017. The subscription period will finish the 18/08/2018 Domain Administrator (China Capital) is the owner of danahayesxxx.com domain name. The danahayesxxx.com main IP address is 45.56.72.12 and it's located to United States, New Jersey, Absecon . This domain name was registered with DropCatch.com 380 LLC

That would be the greatest comeback since Lazarus

Bluecipher, you have always had a soft spot for the old bird, you offered her soup for anal and dog food for Lucky (RIP), you should squat on those domains when they become available. The luvinlioness will not be able to ignore you then.

Bluecipher, you have always had a soft spot for the old bird, you offered her soup for anal and dog food for Lucky (RIP), you should squat on those domains when they become available. The luvinlioness will not be able to ignore you then. [/quote]

That is fucking brilliant.

I'll squat on her domain if she'll squat on my pud. Fair trade.

I always wanted a shot with Dana. Not traveling to Canada though.

The Luvinlioness needs a new knee. She lives in Ontario but the knee resides in NY. Scam by the old temptress or did someone steal her identity?

A new knee for a thousand dollars? I had a kidney stone removed in September and I'm in the hook for over 8 grand.

In Canada, operations like this are free but the waiting lists are long. I don't understand the $1,000 and the NY location. All of it seems a bit odd to me.

Looks like some sort of hoax. Why would she be paying insurance in the US when she has access to the Canadian health service? I suspect an embittered former customer or fan decided to pull some prank or scam.

The last time that I talked to her she said that if she came back to the U.S. That she wouldn't be allowed back in Canada or something like that. So I doubt that she is in New York.

Weird. I don't think a government can keep you out of a country if you are a citizen of said country. The gofundme page does look like a scam though. Someone trying to cook up some mischief.

That is going to require Columbo to narrow down the suspects. Maybe it was the 'just the tip' guy where Dana kept claiming his ordinary sized cock was 'too big to fit'.

I'm hoping Mueller takes the case. My bet is someone who asked for nude pic or sent a dick pic and got theLuvinlionesses's cold shoulder.

Well, the Gofundme hoax page is gone and the Luvinlioness's reputation and knee, such as they are, can now return to normality. I expect a comeback any day now.

Waiting for a remake of JM Productions' "Young and Anal 30," with Generizer and the Luvinlioness. Title it "Not so Young, Just the Tip and Very Little Anal"

Her post on twitter:

"Heh just told there is a go fund me page asking for 1000 for a new knee for Dana Hayes
Well I am Dana Hayes and It is a fraud .terrible"

Almost true fact: Dana has never committed fraud. That would be terrible.

8 GRAND?!!

Yeah, they had to go in and get it. I'm not paying them though, I didn't want it in the first place.

Ouch. Passing one of those must be hell on earth.

This was my 4th one. I have got one every 6 years since my mid 20s. I passed the other 3, painful as fuck. But this was worse because they had to go in for it.

MERICA!! FUCK YEAH!!!!

Fuck off you half a fag

Better quit drinking now retard. You are on your way to a liver transplant before age 50. That is sure to be in the millions. What kind of shitty diet do you have to get that many kidney stones? I am a fat fucking slob and never had a kidney stone. You sound like the embodiment of everything that sucks about this worthless piece of shit fucking country. You are familiar with the term fuck you right? Take that massive red white and blue cock right up your tumor filled asshole.

Hey! I'm the one with the tumor filled asshole.

5'11 185 former athlete .......I eat anything that I want and drink 20 beers a day, and still make you look stupid. Fuck off.

Gee I wonder why you get a kidney stone every six years. Yup I sure am looking really fucking stupid over here.

Nothing more worthless than former athletes IE guys who played football in high school and now install dry wall for a living.