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#216774 - 01/28/10 06:54 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Dewar's and Johnny Walker?




Yup, they never fail.

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#216775 - 01/28/10 08:09 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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tonite finished the last bottle from my Christmas pack.
it's like sam adams crossed with a smooth porter, cigar, gingerbread, and underage anal all in a glass made out of regret.


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#216776 - 02/02/10 06:53 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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I'm dippy dipping apples that I up chopped into some warm brandy....

Oh wait label says "Do not mix with Alcohol...."
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#216777 - 02/08/10 09:43 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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#216778 - 02/08/10 09:44 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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#216779 - 02/09/10 10:58 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Nice.
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#216780 - 02/09/10 12:01 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Registered: 08/25/04
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a tall boy of 211.that rot gut ghetto shit!
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#216781 - 02/09/10 04:10 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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I bought a bottle of Laphroaig a couple of weeks back thinking it would taste like....well....Scotch. Instead it reminded me of the antibiotics they clean your skin with before surgury. It was so hideous, I only drank a sip or two of it. I bet one of my friends $50 that he couldnt finish a whole glass of the stuff in 10 minutes and he just barely made it.

Next time at the liquor store, I asked the girl working to recommend a good Scotch. And, of course, she turned out to be Irish. So instead, she recommended her favorite Irish Whiskey. Clontarf. And it's endorsed by lesbians.



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#216782 - 02/09/10 04:19 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Next time at the liquor store, I asked the girl working to recommend a good Scotch.




Never ask a woman to recommend your Scotch. Vodka maybe, but not Scotch. That's a mans work, son.

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#216783 - 02/09/10 06:35 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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I bought a bottle of Laphroaig a couple of weeks back thinking it would taste like....well....Scotch. Instead it reminded me of the antibiotics they clean your skin with before surgury.




I'm not gonnna try and big league you here, but that is in fact a very good description of Laphroaig for an infrequent Scotch drinker. That's not where you want to start, that's at the finish line.

Quite right, Bornyo, women don't know shit about Scotch.

Try Dalwhinnie or Glenlivet for the polar opposite of Laphroaig, they're usually easy to find. Or try Highland Park, or Dalmore for a bit sharper edge. The above, Aberlour might also be a great single malt intro. I could go on for days, I drink a lot of Scotch.

Clontarf is a fantastic Irish Whiskey!

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#216784 - 02/09/10 06:49 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Heading out to the bar on this rainy day before dinner. I might have some Dalwhinnie.
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#216785 - 02/09/10 06:53 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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I'm rocking the New Belgium Brewery's "Follow Your Folly" 12 pack tonight, right now it's 2 Below.




Edit: Gia does in fact know her Scotch


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#216786 - 02/09/10 07:00 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Left over Super Bowl booze. Some cheap red wines (bought wine for the women, but forgot they only drink white and rose), Jim Beam and Heines.
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#216787 - 02/09/10 07:18 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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I am drinking profusely for reasons of my own.

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#216788 - 02/09/10 07:22 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Wait, you're supposed to need a reason? I keep forgetting that part.

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#216789 - 02/09/10 07:28 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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I try to have one, Monday - Thursday at least. Tonight, all bets are off, as are the gloves and any notion of being a gentleman...

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#216790 - 02/09/10 09:12 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Are there any really good Catholic Scotches or are all the good ones Protestant?


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#216791 - 02/09/10 10:26 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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I don't know of any such affiliations with Scotch as there are with Irish Whiskey. I know Jameson is the Catholic, Bushmills is the Protestant.

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#216792 - 02/10/10 12:56 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Grabbed 12 tallboys of Creemore Springs Premium Lager. Watching the snow fall and cooking 8 quarts of chili.
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#216793 - 02/10/10 01:02 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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I'll be drinking tonight. In Palm Springs.
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#216794 - 02/10/10 06:29 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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It being Wednesday, I went to supper club. We had deer hash, green beans and baked potatoes, along with a lot of beer. We had the fire ring going- hot enough to melt a beer bottle but with winds 25mph steady and gusting to 50 it was more than a little cold.

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#216795 - 02/10/10 06:44 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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I don't know of any such affiliations with Scotch as there are with Irish Whiskey. I know Jameson is the Catholic, Bushmills is the Protestant.




heh...

Since some elitist fuck isn't accepting pm's I have to ask here. What's the Av about, boss?.
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#216796 - 02/10/10 07:09 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Since some elitist fuck isn't accepting pm's




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#216797 - 02/10/10 08:20 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Quote:

Clontarf is a fantastic Irish Whiskey!




Yeah, it was great. When I went back to buy some more, it was sold out. Which made me realize the reason the Irish girl working there is only there once a week is probably just so she can get an employee discount.
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#216798 - 02/10/10 08:53 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Since some elitist fuck isn't accepting pm's I have to ask here. What's the Av about, boss?.




Shit, I hit the button by mistake, swear to God and now corrected. Scotch man, the Scotch. If you are in fact referring to me, the Av is from the new TV show "Archer". Check it the fuck out, by the guy who did Sealab.

Edit: apologies to anyone else who attempted to PM. It's been bender week for this guy

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#216799 - 02/11/10 06:22 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Quote:

I'll be drinking tonight. In Palm Springs.




i can be your desingate driver gia.call me lets do lunch some time ooo lala baby
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#216800 - 02/11/10 07:38 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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i can be your desingate driver gia.call me lets do lunch some time ooo lala baby




We've got a live one here.

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#216801 - 02/11/10 07:46 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Quote:

Quote:

i can be your desingate driver gia.call me lets do lunch some time ooo lala baby




We've got a live one here.




I got that one freeballer... * star...

Thanks for both Mr.Floof.
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#216802 - 02/12/10 03:24 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Drinking Brava. Canada's version of Corona, but brewed with baywater from Lake Ontario (god help me.) Not so much cause it's cheap, but the brewery is five blocks from my house. Back when it was Amstel, it was cast as the Elsinore Brewery in Strange Brew
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#216803 - 02/12/10 04:18 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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I've got a few bottles of Beck's. I had one earlier and it made me feel like I'm not in the mood for boozing tonight.

Cheers to you folks though.
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#216804 - 02/12/10 09:00 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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I'm fucking drunk and want to rip the head off of the first person who looks at me the wrong way.

With any luck, it'll be someone who deserves it.

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#216805 - 02/12/10 09:55 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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I'm fucking drunk and want to rip the head off of the first person who looks at me the wrong way.

With any luck, it'll be someone who deserves it.




Typical Irish reaction.

Chill out, and let's together have another taste.

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#216806 - 02/12/10 09:58 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Faith and Begorrah.

Alright. I'm game, if you're bringing the poteen.

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#216807 - 02/16/10 11:19 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Gearing up to play online century club with my neighbour vs. my wife's cousins via webcam. It's our winter olympics.
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#216808 - 02/18/10 01:20 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Trying some Bavaria tall cans from Holland and smoking a see-thru cellophane blunt.

In a couple of hours I'm going to attend the first annual sex workers event complete with "performances, industry panel discussions, films and more." Conq says I should troll it. We'll see.

I'm only two beers into it and don't feel like much of an asshole right now. That could change though...
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#216809 - 02/18/10 02:12 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Bring your camera.
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#216810 - 02/20/10 09:27 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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#216811 - 02/21/10 12:14 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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A half-gallon of Woodchuck this evening while watching the UFC fights. Velasquez & Silva both won, excellent.
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#216812 - 02/21/10 07:31 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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#216813 - 02/22/10 02:29 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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^^^Excellent choice.

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#216814 - 02/26/10 05:25 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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That was funny cs. Did you get that from Tosh.0?.
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#216815 - 03/02/10 12:45 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Any thoughts on Glenlivet?

The liquor store clerk was cute and had big tits so I was helpless and bought a bottle.



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#216816 - 03/02/10 04:12 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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<Raises hand>

Rotgut here.

Glug glug glug.
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#216817 - 03/02/10 04:16 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Welcome back to the team Conq. nobody likes a quitter, yes?.

Not today Chuck.. not today.
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#216818 - 03/02/10 05:22 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Any thoughts on Glenlivet?






Light, user friendly. Always good in a flask for golf.

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#216819 - 03/05/10 01:34 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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A glass of Veuve. Now I'm in my beddie bye.
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#216820 - 03/10/10 08:01 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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I'm drinking tonight, and I'm thisclose to shooting my mouth off at folks who righteously, divinely deserve it. And I don't mean any of you folks or anything to do with this place.

But I'm gonna wait, 'cause I am assured of a most karmic event in the immediate future.

Meanwhile...

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#216821 - 03/10/10 08:02 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Quote:

Quote:

Any thoughts on Glenlivet?







Light, user friendly. Always good in a flask for golf.





I somehow missed this. Agreed.

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#216822 - 03/10/10 08:07 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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I look forward to an interesting pm from Jim later. I'm drinking tonight because it's Wednesday. Wednesday means supper club and tonight we had a "Brunswick Stew" that had venison, rabbit and pork. We had that over mashed potatoes (I would have preferred over rice) and also a navy bean and venison sausage sidedish. I had to wash the dishes and douse the lights, but another buddy locked the gate as we left.

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#216823 - 03/10/10 08:19 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Not all that interesting, B. Just the usual shit with the leprechauns, which, as you know, are the most insidious form of vermin known to man. Somehow, though, Eat A Peach has a way of putting things in perspective.

I would like to try that stew. It's been years since I've had any decent venison.

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