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#635741 - 04/13/16 07:35 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Porn Jesus
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Could she be gambling in some Indian casino in Iowa?
Her # is 213 858 6321.
John Tatoian may not be the most level-headed and objective of Luvinlioness observers out there:
John Tatoian The real Dana Hayes had to be fairly literate to do business in the world of California cocksuckers.
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Could she dance in an Indian casino? Floor show? Lots of gents milling around.
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#635747 - 04/13/16 11:39 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Out of curiosity, I looked at the beginning of this thread which is dated December 12, 2012. The country re-elected Obama to a second term just a month earlier. This cycle of nonsense has been going on long enough be measured in presidential terms. Three years, four months and counting.
She should use some kind of text message/email template to save her time typing the entreaties.
Wow, talked about the old axiom about the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over expecting a different outcome. I just watched a show on PBS about bipolar depression. Apparently, bipolar people have a mixed up reward mechanism that encourages risky behavior: gambling, promiscuity and other such things, when things are going right, it is big high and when thing turns to shit, a very deep low. There is definitely some mis-wiring in the Luvinlioness' noggin.
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#635760 - 04/14/16 10:20 AM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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It's been going on since 2010, my friend, or perhaps even earlier. I refer you to Darah Ford's site from back then. Dana Hayes Homeless She could well be manic-depressive or have other mental health issues.
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#635761 - 04/14/16 10:29 AM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Unless you've suffered from mental illness or had a close relative who has, you don't know how devastating it can be. I hope she finds some peace or at least some respite from it all.
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#635769 - 04/14/16 11:41 AM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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I read the link, it is exactly the same story being sold today, except Lucky is 5 years old. Poor Lucky, he has spent nearly all of his adult life not being lucky. Do you think he feels ashamed or is embarrassed by his owner? Here is post from an Anonymous poster on May 8, 2011 Dana Hayes has been crying the same sob story for the past 8 years at least. Use common logic people. She can certainly afford to pay for advertising on escort web sites such as City Vibe and EROS, both charge at a minimum of $125.00 per month, a cell phone to be able to accept phone calls to work as an escort who charges $400 - $500 per hour, and OMG... how does she get around to see clients if she has no car? AND how can she be homeless and have access to a computer for all her drama blogging?
WAKE UP people and smell the coffee. She is a scammer who plays on the sympathy of others. I take great pride in working hard for a living and paying my own bills with out the help of others. I detest a scammer. It sounds like her whole time in adult involved homelessness. I will admit it is a maverick marketing angle, not many whores use this approach. I have lived in the same place for many years in a dense urban area. I routinely see the same bums on the street year after year begging for cash. I believe they are mentally ill because if someone truly wanted to be off the street, there are ways to do it through religious, charitable and government organizations. I think Dana needs some treatment. As a Canadian citizen, isn't there some massive government teat for seniors to suck off of. Go back to Toronto Dana and give up the carnal show biz dreams. Do it for Lucky. But then again: On the same street I mentioned above there was the guy who had greasy hair and had a little dog with matted and greasy hair and carried a plastic bag with a ratty teddy bear who walked up and down the street begging for money because he was broke and homeless. The pathetic looking dog was the key for people give money to this creepy, dirty person. They felt sorry for the dog. One day, I saw him filling up his CAR at the gas station on the same street. I said to him: I would recommend you not fill up your car on the same street you beg for money. It was a decent car, not some beater. Maybe Lucky has been an accomplice in the grift from the beginning.
Edited by Kingfish (04/14/16 11:56 AM)
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#635773 - 04/14/16 01:21 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Unless you've suffered from mental illness or had a close relative who has, you don't know how devastating it can be. I hope she finds some peace or at least some respite from it all. Well said. I've known people who had manic-depressives and schizophrenics in their immediate family and it took a lot out of them.
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#635774 - 04/14/16 01:23 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Dana's pleas are a recursive in medias res. A Mobius strip of despair.
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#635775 - 04/14/16 01:24 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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I can't imagine the Canadian government would give her legal status, even if she was born there. She's been in the US long enough, I'd guess she either (a) obtained US citizenship or (b) is considered an illegal immigrant in the US (unlikely since she would have been deported with the arrest in Reno).
I can see the line at the permit office:
DH: I'd like to apply for residency in Canada
Clerk: Name?
DH: Dana Hayes, but for $20, you can call me the luvlioness
Clerk: No thanks. Residence?
DH: My car.
Clerk: Occupation?
DH: Hooker and unemployed porn actress.
Clerk: NEXT! She probably still has her Canadian passport, ritually updated at some Canadian consulate. It must be in that expandable folder we've seen in a picture next to Lucky.
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#635776 - 04/14/16 01:29 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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She wants help but won't tell people where she is or how they can help.
Sheer madness.
She goes on about being single since 1996 and somehow it's everybody else's fault - she's never responsible for anything and the world revolves around her.
I think she should've compromised more in life.
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#635777 - 04/14/16 01:35 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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She could well be manic-depressive or have other mental health issues.
I think she lives in a complete fantasy world and has done so for some time. She has become ever more divorced from reality as the years have gone by, it seems. She could've found out her mother's will over the phone. Did she really think her mother had left her an entire dance studio in her estate? She's a bit of a Walter Mitty - whether that qualifies as mental illness depends on your POV.
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#635778 - 04/14/16 01:45 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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To answer the Canadian social safety net questions:
1. Dana is allowed to come back to Canada anytime she wants. She was born here.
2. She'd have to wait 3 months for Government paid health coverage (at least in the Province of Ontario where Toronto is located).
3. Once 65, she'd get Old Age pension of about C$770 per month. Everyone gets it who meets the age requirement.
4. She wouldn't be getting the Canada Pension Plan (American Social Security) because presumably she never paid into it.
5. Welfare for a single person nets them C$600 a month. There are thousand of people on the waiting list for social housing.
Edited by artwilliams (04/14/16 01:49 PM)
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#635783 - 04/14/16 03:43 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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From what I can see...
Something untoward happened to her around 1996. Her earliest porn work seems to be from around 2003 (Aunt Judy's, Over30, etc). I would think that for the period of 1996-2003 she tried other lines of work that just did not pay enough to make a living. From 2003 to 2008-2009 she made regular porn and then had her car accident, which drained her reserves and screwed up her health. She got chunkier from then on. From 2010 on she made fewer porn appearances and moved fully into the escorting sector. Her homeless cycles begin about then - 2010, with postings in Humaniplex that have mostly been erased and with newer postings emerging in Twitter and FB. Interweaved in this time line is the occasional pining for a date or a male knight who will sweep her off her feet. If she has manic depression or some other condition it probably contributes to these cycles.
She may be heading for Canada to set up her pension and health care benefits while she convinces her younger sister to let her stay in one of the properties. If she has a kid or niece/nephew she may appeal to them.
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#635800 - 04/14/16 07:00 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Out of curiosity, I looked at the beginning of this thread which is dated December 12, 2012. The country re-elected Obama to a second term just a month earlier. This cycle of nonsense has been going on long enough be measured in presidential terms. Three years, four months and counting. Dude, forget Presidential: This shit'll get Senatorial in length. Here is post from an Anonymous poster on May 8, 2011... Probably Redgoat, judging by the content. The only other poster of note from that time who had their account deleted was Paperchase. But maybe we should ask Bluecipher, 'cause even I don't hold a candle to his level of XPT-OCD: It's been going on since 2010, my friend, or perhaps even earlier. I refer you to Darah Ford's site from back then. Dana Hayes Homeless She could well be manic-depressive or have other mental health issues.
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#635803 - 04/14/16 07:16 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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I'll have to check the archives... Wonder if Darah ever interviewed her. I wish i had screen-shot the stuff I came across before it was removed.
All we need determined now is:
* What drove Dana to leave the warm folds of her mom's dance academy?
* Is this cycle of despair and homelessness fueled by addiction (gambling, drugs, alcohol) and/or mental health issues (bipolar disease)?
* Will this story end with the Luvinlioness ensconced in her mum's dance studio at Bloor and Jane streets in Toronto, giving children dance lessons, or will it end at a rest stop or truck stop somewhere along I-80, the product of the marriage of a fifth of vodka and a handful of sleeping pills?
I suspect it may well continue with the indomitable Luvinlioness surviving to tweet another day.
Edited by Bluecipher (04/15/16 10:04 AM)
Edit Reason: added copy
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#635837 - 04/15/16 08:20 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Back on the road!
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Dana Hayes
@danahayesxxx
I am travelling. Danahayesxxx@hotmmsil.com
Boookings..
Contact me
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Chicagoland or Bust! No explanation as to the Iowa Debacle. It must be too personal.
Edited by Bluecipher (04/16/16 05:26 PM)
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#635858 - 04/16/16 06:45 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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There must be some boy scouts doing the financial equivalent of walking the old lady across the street. Or see my previous post about maverick marketing.
To a thirteen year old scout, Dana probably seems 80.
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#635863 - 04/16/16 07:20 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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^ I worry about those scouts. I worry they'll find their way into my "Hire" pool some years later. Don't harsh my hiring buzz, Kingfish. That ain't right. 
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#635896 - 04/17/16 09:31 AM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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She's not listing her phone anymore, just email. Phone died or maybe the cops gave her a warning.
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#636091 - 04/22/16 09:36 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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FB entry 4/18-- I am so alone where i know no one with nothing and i do not know what to do i do not think i deserve this. All i have is this phone and its not working right and it will be gone soon. I am trying so hard and i cannot fix this. I am in a strange place . My dog and i are stsrving and i have bern ljving in a gas station parki g lot for weeks.i xannot fix this. I fo not want yk die like this.
Is there someone out there who will help me?
This iscruel torture . i ama goid person and i cannot fix it or it woild be fixed.this is too hard.
Icannot bear this .. Please fo not tell me to go to a shelter. Thst is worse and dorsnt work.
Please there must be someone out there..
4/22 update
I am visiting in Chicago are there any fans here?
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#636105 - 04/23/16 01:33 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Erstwhile fans are calling her bluff. The masses are beginning to see the light...
From FB -
John Tatoian - You gamble and drink your money away and try to scam poor people on the Internet by making them believe you are desperate. I've texted with you. You are fine. Stop lying to people to scam them out of money!!!!!!!!!!
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#636108 - 04/23/16 02:14 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Erstwhile fans are calling her bluff. The masses are beginning to see the light... The long con, I am fan of the long con. I wonder if she thinks this is a pre-Google world where message boards aren't indexed and easily searchable from a search engine. I won't be surprised if an clever person with a lot of free time went through the history of her posts and annotated a geographical timeline of her pleas and locations. Maybe add a dimension of 'heat' showing how long she had been in one location or how many times she revisited a location. Maybe she travels in an RV and tows the beater Toyota. Sets up base camp in the RV and then drives the beater to the begging location and have it conveniently break down. Maybe she even has a kill switch hidden to prevent the car from starting when some white knight tries to help. Does the luvinlioness have some Romani or Irish blood and is doing an update to an old Traveler scam.
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#636109 - 04/23/16 02:28 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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She could be an Irish traveller! Some time back i mapped her movements. Mostly southern California with excursions to San Fran and Las Vegas.Getting busted in Reno for whoring must have rattled her game.
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#636115 - 04/23/16 07:07 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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This fan's ode to a motherly lover disturbs, deeply.
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Robert Keating - I love and care about you Dana Hayes. If I had my own apartment of my own I would take in a lovely motherly-type woman like you in a be there for you and your dog. I would keep you warm at night lying in bed with me. And I would buy a dog bed for your dog to sleep in or with us. Love you your wannabe Facebook friend Robbie. If you get this I hope to hear back from you.
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#636116 - 04/23/16 07:59 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Maybe he is a relative of Charles Keating and wants to atone for the anti-porn rhetoric from Charles. Adopt the porn star, embrace her, not ostracize her.
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#636121 - 04/23/16 10:23 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Someone embraced her if she got to Chicago from Des Moines. Must have taken a lot of head to get that Toyota cranking again.
Edited by Bluecipher (04/23/16 10:24 PM)
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#636160 - 04/24/16 10:16 AM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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One of her John's should write a short story "Fear and Loathing Dana Hayes". Laid over in Reno in a cheap motel with an aging lying whore named Dana. Strung out on Jagermiester red bull and cocaine......
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#636161 - 04/24/16 10:18 AM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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I think her story could be summed up in one phrase: lather, rinse, repeat.
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#636162 - 04/24/16 10:30 AM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Actually it reminds me of how the Duke's of Hazzard show figured out how to have a cliffhanger before every commercial break that would somehow resolve itself within 10 seconds of returning from break.
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#636170 - 04/24/16 11:08 AM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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This whole thread and her story could be sold to the Starz network. Rise and Fall of a Mature Whore.
I have the feeling that it will all come to head when Lucky bites the dust.
Edited by Bluecipher (04/24/16 02:11 PM)
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#636173 - 04/24/16 11:38 AM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Actually it reminds me of how the Duke's of Hazzard show figured out how to have a cliffhanger before every commercial break that would somehow resolve itself within 10 seconds of returning from break. You needed the Waylon Jennings V/O with his whiskey-stained voice to sell it through the C break. This whole thread and her story could be sold to the Starz network. Rise and Fall of an Mature Whore. Good call on Starz, the weak sister when it comes to original programming (excepting Party Down; why they didn't ride that horse more than two seasons is a mystery to me). We should get writing and producing credits if it goes into production. I have the feeling that it will all come to head when Lucky bites the dust. Lucky -- sorry Lucky -- is a prop and can be easily replaced. Lucky's replacement will be a shelter dog, probably also named Lucky. "I saved a dog from death and now he will starve to death if I don't get some money." the Luvinlioness has a booze and video poker habit to feed so hop to it white knights and classy gentlemen.
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#636177 - 04/24/16 02:18 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Following the Dukes lead, the Luvinlioness could be a mature dame who drives from adventure to adventure, banging classy gents and solving crimes along the way, all with the aid of Lucky, her sleuth dog. A mature female courtesan-whore version of the Rockford Files.
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#636188 - 04/24/16 03:17 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Following the Dukes lead, the Luvinlioness could be a mature dame who drives from adventure to adventure, banging classy gents and solving crimes along the way, all with the aid of Lucky, her sleuth dog. A mature female courtesan-whore version of the Rockford Files. So...something like a melange of "Murder, She Wrote" and "The Perils of Pauline?" Along those lines, indeed, perhaps like Murder she wrote, but with anal and lots of facials. But then I think, perhaps her story should forego TV and just move directly to the written word. Make it a Balzacian tragedy, then have it adapted for a Lifetime Channel mini-series, with offscreen sex.
Edited by Bluecipher (04/24/16 03:19 PM)
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#636198 - 04/24/16 06:53 PM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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Following the Dukes lead, the Luvinlioness could be a mature dame who drives from adventure to adventure, banging classy gents and solving crimes along the way, all with the aid of Lucky, her sleuth dog. A mature female courtesan-whore version of the Rockford Files. I never watched Rockford Files until recently as they have it on MeTV when I am going to bed. Right on the money Bluecipher, a perpetually broke PI having his car break down often, being chased, beaten up and jailed on a regular basis. Replace PI with aged whore and you are describing the Luvinlioness' life. Just need to get someone to compose a theme song featuring a harmonica.
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#636204 - 04/25/16 07:25 AM
Re: Someone please lend Dana Hayes a cell phone thread
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I was thinking of a musical score to go with this thread, if not the drama revolving around the Luvinlioness' misadventures. It would be something mournful, yet not quite a dirge.
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#636209 - 04/25/16 08:25 AM
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Boy, do I remember Candy Samples!
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#636256 - 04/25/16 08:50 PM
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The Lioness roars back at her FB detractors. Break out the one time pad-
I thougjtt i blockef you . i have never be a drinker ever cannoy remeber when i last had a drink . and i never sv prople anf i gave hobne to a couple of cSinos gof entdrtainment snd ig i have gone i never spent mors than one hundref
I ho eith gifty and ig usmy only plCe i haveever gone out evdr
I hace no sovial life i fo notgetxmas or thanksgiving or esdter ir zbirthday irdinner ir a date ever evdr. I spend all my time slone with.my dog sll my time
I have gone a cohple of times as ican go alone anx not feel weird. But i fo mot gamble my money . i gave none. Where you a growmn man who gas bever met me comes up with these kies
Why do you bother gosdiping about me
And gou Re the readon no one will helo me
You are the readon i live in my a biorrowed old car. You znd your lues gave ruined my reputstion
I do not lniw how to scam prople.if i fud i am vety bad as i have nomoney
Do get a life
If there Rs any attondys out there who think ican sue this badtard gor dlnder i eould appreviste geTong from you .all i say i can prove
I work for the few fobstions if 50.00 ohave gad dince ,2009. I pay back. Iowe a friend in rsno a few dollars ieillpsy bavk and ihace teo friends i owe s couple ofhundred to thsts ir. So i am going go look into sueing gou becsuse i fo not lue and anyone eho has helpedme zll if give people will backme thry habe given fifty and i insist on paying vack and i gvefone zlot of pYing back slreadty. So ehat sczm have have i fone.
Everyone wsnts toknow znd xo fo i . please go ahead snd tsll all of us whZt scam have idone
I cannot fiquer outhiw to buy bitcoins i havrnovomputsr or money do eho have iscamef sndwhst was the scsmhow much fid iget from thisscam. Please tell all ofus. I am fying to lnow. Sldo whzt fo i drink ? Snyone whohas ever net me has neverhad a drink eith me
I havebever been a drinker even divlcially my whole.life. i fo nit like a drunk
I fonit get drunk i have been drunk two times when i eas young eith my mom on chamoagne znd once t a vn award nite with few brandys thats ir. Do mr know it slkpleasewho and whT kind of scamhave i fone. Look at my texts eitha cravkedphone glss
Fo you think i czn pull off a scam
I have never dtolen anything in my lifebut ihave hd everything stolen from me. I fo not even gight back i let it go
I have no way to getbackwhst iz dtiolen ftomme ihave no idea jow or money to figjt bavkir money toscm
You hate mesnd i have noidea ehy
But you are z fool. I am not learned in thst field i promuse you i have noudea how to scam .i just tfy go kerp my fog and i with a neal every once in wjile and i am not good st thst. Plys ypu have toldeveryone i zm a dvammer do i donot ever get a mesl or snyrhong so why are you dsying dtop scamming
My mither died and gave zll to my sister and i worked withmy mom for ,28 yearsmy sister did not. I can do nothong about it. I have nothongbutmy fog this broken vheap phone and the few bits of oldvlothes that were not stoken from me .thsts sllno bsnk avvount no cccard no homei fonot own a csrnothong a big zero.
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#636257 - 04/25/16 09:03 PM
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You don't get many cryptology jokes in general conversation, especially ones that aren't puns, nice going there Bluecipher. That is a perfect comment for the Luvinlioness blather you have posted.
I am very tired tonight, can you give us a tl;dr version.
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#636281 - 04/26/16 08:24 AM
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That John Tatoian character got under her skin.
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#636283 - 04/26/16 09:06 AM
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Looks like she already deleted the post.
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#636291 - 04/26/16 09:46 AM
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The text is hidden under a 'reply' link that's easy to miss. I am obsessive so I noticed it quickly.
This is a fucking via crucis.
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#636310 - 04/26/16 01:52 PM
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The Lioness roars back at her FB detractors. Break out the one time pad-
I thougjtt i blockef you . i have never be a drinker ever cannoy remeber when i last had a drink . and i never sv prople anf i gave hobne to a couple of cSinos gof entdrtainment snd ig i have gone i never spent mors than one hundref
I ho eith gifty and ig usmy only plCe i haveever gone out evdr
I hace no sovial life i fo notgetxmas or thanksgiving or esdter ir zbirthday irdinner ir a date ever evdr. I spend all my time slone with.my dog sll my time
I have gone a cohple of times as ican go alone anx not feel weird. But i fo mot gamble my money . i gave none. Where you a growmn man who gas bever met me comes up with these kies
Why do you bother gosdiping about me
And gou Re the readon no one will helo me
You are the readon i live in my a biorrowed old car. You znd your lues gave ruined my reputstion
I do not lniw how to scam prople.if i fud i am vety bad as i have nomoney
Do get a life
If there Rs any attondys out there who think ican sue this badtard gor dlnder i eould appreviste geTong from you .all i say i can prove
I work for the few fobstions if 50.00 ohave gad dince ,2009. I pay back. Iowe a friend in rsno a few dollars ieillpsy bavk and ihace teo friends i owe s couple ofhundred to thsts ir. So i am going go look into sueing gou becsuse i fo not lue and anyone eho has helpedme zll if give people will backme thry habe given fifty and i insist on paying vack and i gvefone zlot of pYing back slreadty. So ehat sczm have have i fone.
Everyone wsnts toknow znd xo fo i . please go ahead snd tsll all of us whZt scam have idone
I cannot fiquer outhiw to buy bitcoins i havrnovomputsr or money do eho have iscamef sndwhst was the scsmhow much fid iget from thisscam. Please tell all ofus. I am fying to lnow. Sldo whzt fo i drink ? Snyone whohas ever net me has neverhad a drink eith me
I havebever been a drinker even divlcially my whole.life. i fo nit like a drunk
I fonit get drunk i have been drunk two times when i eas young eith my mom on chamoagne znd once t a vn award nite with few brandys thats ir. Do mr know it slkpleasewho and whT kind of scamhave i fone. Look at my texts eitha cravkedphone glss
Fo you think i czn pull off a scam
I have never dtolen anything in my lifebut ihave hd everything stolen from me. I fo not even gight back i let it go
I have no way to getbackwhst iz dtiolen ftomme ihave no idea jow or money to figjt bavkir money toscm
You hate mesnd i have noidea ehy
But you are z fool. I am not learned in thst field i promuse you i have noudea how to scam .i just tfy go kerp my fog and i with a neal every once in wjile and i am not good st thst. Plys ypu have toldeveryone i zm a dvammer do i donot ever get a mesl or snyrhong so why are you dsying dtop scamming
My mither died and gave zll to my sister and i worked withmy mom for ,28 yearsmy sister did not. I can do nothong about it. I have nothongbutmy fog this broken vheap phone and the few bits of oldvlothes that were not stoken from me .thsts sllno bsnk avvount no cccard no homei fonot own a csrnothong a big zero. This post literally made my head feel like it was going to explode.
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#636341 - 04/26/16 07:41 PM
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An editorial insert here, to refresh our mental image of the Luvinlioness and remind us of her-- perhaps long-gone -- virtues as a mature slut.  About 50 when this picture was taken.
Edited by Bluecipher (04/26/16 07:43 PM)
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#636351 - 04/26/16 09:34 PM
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I spent all day chuckling at your one time pad post, Bluecipher. Someone in the office ask me what I was laughing about, how could I even begin to explain. I definitely couldn't go to XPT in the office and show the person, that would be a guaranteed sit-down with HR. I think of 'one time pad' and then the huge typographical error rat's nest that follows and simply lose it. I declare this thread over and you are the winner as I don't know how anyone can top that. 
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This whore doesn't need a shrink. She needs to move to Freud's home town in Austria, where an entire village of psychiatrists can exame her writings and statements and general hookerish behavior. They could even bring Fatja Kassin back from L.A. to help translate, since she speaks English, German, and Hooker.
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