I was drunk lastnigt and did a total piss take cover of THE DWARVES "fuck You up and get high"

Even though I don't get high.

I don't think there's many people I could beat up, although I've been told I don't know my own strength. I picked up Bill Manspeaker with one arm at a Green Jelly show some years back. He signed my ancient Serial Killer tape and drew all the little characters and shit on it and gave me a four back 2 cd 2 DVD set for free because he's a righteous dude. I was wearing one of my DEEP FRIED EMBRYO shirts and it was covered in green jello from the green jello eating contest I one earlier. It looked like decomposing guts and was the perfect compliment to the shirt.

Anyways, what was I taking about? Oh yeah, I should have renamed it. "I won't beat you up and get drunk"