He has hated me with a passion even since, well you know when. Is it time for Chico to bury his hate and forgive the monkey he once loved very much. I will poll it.

Come on chico, you know you want to. Holding onto all this hate isn't your style, thats sammura like and we know thats not you. Come on you big latino teddy bear, come here and give me a hug. Come on (monkey opens arms and gestures for chico to step forward). Come on, i'll make you your favorite dinner and you can watch whatever richard grieco movie you want, we have the whole collection. Come on Chico. it isn't the same without you.


I can't liveeeeeee, if living is without you, i can't giveeeee, i can't give any moreeeee.

Chico, you know what its like to not appreciate something until you lose it, well thats how i feel, i truly love you man, you were the one, the one for me, my big latino tedy bear, i remember when we used to snuggle up in each others arms and share a soup while watching WWE, when you would come home after a fight and let me fix your wounds, and the way you looked first thing in the morning, basically what im saying is, i want you back in my life, i need you, and i think deep down you need me, come on, chico greico, lets end this nonsense and seal it with a kiss.

I really didn't want to do this publically, but your not returning my calls, your mother is worried sick about you. Chico, its time. It's time.

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LOL... that's good shit. kinda Garfield, but good shit none the less.

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I like how garfield has become a term now, you can see it being the new hip word used in next series of queer eye, " ohh yes thats garfield, very garfield".