I thought it was "Jellus". Oh, wait, I'm thinking of that other internet tough guy Doony.

Probably my favorite story of the season. Whatta a parade of dipshits in the current WH. He recorded it too!

More on Power, Corruption, and Lies

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/...only/ar-AAzuP1N

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/...nned/ar-AAzuLaN

I agree with DeNiro. Fuck Trump.

Well, it's July 5 and Alex Jones' Second Civil War hasn't broken out. Although you wouldn't know it from all the letters being generated.

Scott Pruitt becomes the latest member of Drumpf's cabinet to be forced out of office in an administration that's already set records for turnovers.

Oh, and Russian Oligarchs have bought 86 Trump Properties --All In Cash-- Totaling $109 Million

Now he's grasping at Elton's organ.

North Korea already playing the Prez and SoS like a fiddle. Already welching on their promise of disarmament. What a fucking joke Drumpf is. Kim got all he wanted: a photo op with an American President that will play on North Korean news for decades to come. He will blame things on the two-faced Americans, and his troglodytes will eat it up while he murders some more of his family.

Donald Drumpf...not worthy of the term "President."

The Wall Street Journal calls the tariff war So Much Trade Losing

Yes, The Wall Street Journal.

I don't even know where to begin with everything that the fat orange Nazi's done the last few days, so let's start with this:

Russian State Media Declares "Trump Is Ours"


After the last few days, you've gotta be stupid to believe otherwise.

https://abcnews.go.com/US/adult-film-star-stormy-daniels-arrested-ohio-strip/story?id=56530722

Witch hunt!

Good one

The Brits have come up with a number of good zingers...

Damn! Willie beat me to it.

They should play this instead of Hail to the Chief whenever he walks into a room.

Oh, the inhumanity!

I found an interactive map of the WH, and I wonder which bedroom Melanoma Trump sleeps in, because it's widely known they don't sleep in the same room, much less in the same bed. When Pewtine comes to Washington, will The Donald cuck out his wife to get boned up the ass my Vlady in the Lincoln Bedroom?

Nah. Vlad will make him take it --sans lube-- in the Oval Office, and on the Resolute desk.

Mahna Mahna will hide out with li'l Freiherr at Drumpf tower and cost my city millions in security expenses.

i hope she uses jeff sessions' head as a dildo daily. 'bout the best use for him, as I see it.

Now, I get it.
45 wants to undo all Obama did.
Obama's Foreign Policy was, "Don't do stupid shit."
So we see 45 doing stupid shit.

Good news/bad news:

Bad news: Ivanka Drumpf is shutting down her clothing business.
Good news: no American jobs will be lost.

Oh and BTW, Drumpf's claim that his daddy came from Germany is false...although daddy did march in support of the Klan.

Just remember what you are seeing and what you are reading is not what is happening.
El Drumpfo- Today

The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.

- George Orwell, 1984

Here's why Donald Drumpf hates the Endangered Species Act:

1. The ESA saved the country's national symbol, the bald eagle.
2. The mere mention of the word "bald" scares the shit out of Drumpf, who still takes Propecia and does his own hair (isn't it obvious?)
3. Bald eagles are not considered the most intelligent raptors in the group (neither are owls, oddly), but THIS bald eagle quickly sensed that Drumpf was a fucking shitcunt of a human being, and reacted appropriately. And hilarity ensued.

I have been whoremongering for 40 years, and have fucked about 500 whores and spent a grand total of about twenty thousand dollars. Most of the whores I have fucked are as good looking as Stormy Daniels. Drumpf paid off one porn whore to the tune of $130,000. What a schmuck. Drumpf is a disgracefully incompetent whoremonger. Fuck him and his asshole buddies Mike Pence, Paul Ryan, and Mitch McConnell.

Who is the Jean Piro twat?

^ One-time local judge; former Westchester DA, and perhaps best known for de-railing her own candidacy for the US Senate (vs. $hillary) while attempting to announce it...

Way to throw me under the bus, Dad!



BTW, has anyone noticed both Drumpf and Kelly Conway have underbites and distinctly protruding chins? Is she his incestuous niece? Maybe not, since he wants all his whores like Hope Hicks to look like his wife Melanoma.

Trump Hates "Chain Migration." But His In-Laws Just Used It.

The Air Force already serves this purpose. This move is just a racket to sell T-shirts and hats and shit.

Article about Steven Miller being a result of chain migration policies too. Fucking devilboy.

https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/...is-uncle-219351

^That guy's got the most punchable face of anyone I've ever seen.