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molson ice? realllly??????

ive been drinking since 12ish pst, but MOLSON ICE???
CMON

btw is it wrong that i plan to open up a bar called sobotkas vodkas soley named after the main character from season 2 of the wire and only because its funny to me?

yeah...i spend a ton on my dope and shit on my beer. heheheh

season 2 was so good.

to me Molson Ice is a semi-respectable version of the "Private Stock" 40s of my youth. cheap and enhanced with more alchohol which is really the whole point.

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The sampler platter is always good, too.

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[tho' I've only frequented the one in Union Sq and not at the ESB].

well i just woke up PHYSICALLY DYING, alcohol is seriouz biz, all i can really remember is cheering for the dodgers as they won but being semi pissed because i had tor +185 then going to the store to get more alcohol, picking up ice some caffeine free diet coke and jim beam?? i know wtf, but before paying hitting the video blackjack lost the 40 i brought, had to go home, grabbed a hundred, LOST 80 OF THAT so im down to 20 unable to buy what i came for, then went on a run with the 20 back to 160 helllllo profit, somehow got out of there went swimming and lost money playing online poker, in conclusion disssssassterrrr

Did you end up doing any actual drinking with all that gambling? LOL. I'm telling you bro, Hydrate.

Ended up going with the Black Lager and a nice strip steak last night. Very nice, but you MUST order it rare if you want it Medium Rare.

Tonight is my friend's birthday so I have no idea what we'll be doing, although he's got this thing for one of the chicks at New York Dolls, so I suspect we'll end up there.

Meantime, I'm just chilling with some Pete's Wicked Ale. Woke up about an hour ago. Nothing like a Buzz for breakfast.

i think i'm drinking tonight. i don't think i have yet in 07, so wish me luck!!!

still drinking, fucking summer school has forced my hand.

i have a 3 team 8 point teaser on the WNBA anyone care to top my degeneracy??

Monday's work is over, who's drinking what or.............

Definately not drinking, but I got absolutely fucked up by accident. I had an appt today for laser hair removal on the entire female downstairs area. I had the edges done pre-porn, hence no razor burn in my scenes, but was warned that this was the big guns and expect pain that even my pain tolerance couldn't handle.

I went to my girl K's and she said to just grab as many vics as I needed from her purse. I gobbled down 3 without water and went to my appointment.

Afterwards, I was so tired and took the elevator down to the parking garage after a challenging, teetering down stairs, barely making it, not even in heels. I was in plaid Vans for christs sakes and no motor skills.

There was no way I could drive and I just needed to take a nap for a few mins in my car in the quiet parking garage off Bedford. I woke up, split, and paid the ticket booth waaaay more than the free hour advertsied.

Apparently, I just took a $35 nap for the entire afternoon and evening in a parking garage.

I told K what happened and why would 3 vics make me so loopy, she ask which purse did I grab before sighing, "Oh, sweetie. Wrong purse. Those were xanex."

:burple:

Chianti

Cheers

vodka, club, ice cubes. trying to struggle through a scanner darkly on cinemax, ive paid literally no attention and am resigned to the fact i will never finish this movie.

Vodka soda with lime is almost healthy. Cinemax sucks especially this late.

I've never tried absinthe have you?

no absinthe, but CMON just my luck starring lindsey lohan is starting right now on cinemax hd.

I've tried it. Didn't get any hallucinations. But maybe I've built up a tollerance for hallucinogens?

EDIT: Found this on the web: Does absinthe really cause hallucinations?

Aparantly, it does not.

Drink up because............

tonight, a little Guinness for strength

Nice call, King!

BooYeah!!! Welcome back, Bro.

young william, how are things?

The great thing about having summers off is that I have 11 weeks of nightly drinking....

21 and home alone on a Monday. I'm drinking myself stupid tonight

oh man. *I* stopped at 2 drinks last night. Damn harlots bought me more. My head hurts.

I would ask for some quick fix remedies but I'm a bachelor and unless I can make it with stale trix, water and a half empty bag of pretzels, i'm S.O.L.

are you kidding me? the stove is spotless. never really have a use for it....

I guess I'll have a drink. Ketel 1 on the rocks; par for the course when you're watching an all male Ladytron tribute band.

Stella & Beer Pong

My friends and I are playing a great new drinking game. Every time there's a new Lockwood thread, we take turns doing shots. I wanted it to be every time there's a new Lockwood-related post, but 8 pm is just too early to black out in your friend's walk-in closet.

I've been running down to the pub at UCSD while I've kicked it with a few friends stuck in summer session since around 5ish...(Its 9 now)

(all pints)
2 Coors Lites.
1 Stone Pale Ale.
1 Stone Ruination IPA.
1 Coronado Mermaid Red.
1 Amber that I forget its name.
1 Shitty order of Mozzarella sticks that the fat chick in the fryer room threw two of using her bare hands into my basket.

Should be a fun fry-day night.

Spaten Optimator. Das good, ja!

St. Bernadus Tripel
Coniston Bluebird Bitter
Sierra-Nevada Summer
Widmer Hefeweizen
Alaskan Summer

i forget the rest...

9 days sober!

fucktards..

Quite a few Sierra Nevada's then many Bud Lights. Mark Teixieria has made this a fortunate famtasy night. He's no Skirt Lockwood.

cuba libre

rum with cola

Funny that "Kiss Me I'm Shitfaced" by the DK Murphys just rolled around on Winamp... :wind sock:

I play in a band
We're the best in the land
We're big in both Chelsea and France
I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar
There's a line of chicks waiting for their chance
So come on now honey, I'll make you feel pretty
These other gals mean nothing to me
Let's finish these drinks and be gone for the night
'Cause I'm more than a handfull you'll see

[CHORUS:]
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
and i'm soaked and i'm soiled and brown in the trousers,
She kissed me!
And I only bought her one round


I can bench press a car
I'm an ex football star
with degrees from both harvard and yale
Girls just can't keep up
I'm a really love machine
I've had far better sex while in jail
I designed the Sears tower
I make two grand an hour
I cook the world's best duck flambe
I'll take the pick of the liter
And girls jockey for me
I don't need these lines to get laid

[CHORUS]

I'm the man of the night
A real ladies delight
See, my figure was chisled from stone
One more for the gal then I'll escort her home
Come last call, I'm never alone
I own a house on the hill with a red water bed
It puts Hugh Heffnor's mansion to shame
With girls by the pool and italian sports cars
I'm just here in this dump for the gain

[CHORUS x2]

Ahh, fuck it. Who am I shittin'?

I'm a pitiful site
And I ain't all that bright
I'm definitly not chisled from stone
I'm a cheat and a liar
No women's desire
I'll probably die cold and alone

But just give me a chance
Cause deep down inside
I swear I got a big heart of gold
I'm a monogamous man
No more one night stands
Come on, honey, let me take you home...

red bull, i am addicted with that shit