Originally Posted By: CxGxPx
If I was going to make up stories about myself I'd probably try to think of something that doesn't make me look like a sex starved doofus.



Impossible. After all these years, you've removed any doubt that you're a sex starved doofus. Maybe the next "hot door-to-door vacuum salesgirl" who shows up at your hovel will put you out of your/our misery, but I highly doubt it.
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