I have an account over at ALT.com..I don't check my mail that often but today I was greated by this....
I thought it was hot...want to know if this is original?



"I want to meet you!
I will go to a hotel and get a room. you will come to the room and in the room there will be a dildo and some lubrication. You will insert the dildo into you pussy. You will use your panties to hold this dildo in place. You will go to the bar downstairs. It will be busy. You will not know which man in that room is the one who left the dildo!

There is an interesting thing about this dildo. It has a remote. You will sit at the bar and order a drink(alcohol or pop your perference). As you are waiting( as a sub you have to learn to wait and be patient) men will come in and out. The vibrator will go off but you will not know who is pushing the button because the button can be hidden in my hands. I will make it go on and off over a period in time. You will not know when it is going to go off and who is causing it to go off because the bar will be crowded!( you should have your cell so you can look at that when it vibrates)

When I think you have had enough! I will order you a beer. That will be your signal to go back to the room.

In the room you will leave the vibrator in place and get on all fours at the edge of the bed facing away from me. You will be bent in the middle with you ass up in the air and wait for me.

When I enter the room you Will Not look at me as I walk around and take a good look at my prize( pick the side of the bed where you can not see me and close your eyes when I enter the room)!


I will watch you as I sit in a chair and I will turn my dildo on and off. I will walk on the side of you and when I am there I will smack that ass good! Do Not Look At Me! this is your punishment for having the nerve to come to this room!

I will take out my dick and you Will not open your eyes and i will let you smell the aroma of my thick meat! If you nakedness pleases me I Will Let you suck that meat! While you are sucking me I will be slapping that ass and truning that vibrator off and on.

If you want after you have had that ass slapped good. You can ask me if you can have this special meat in your pussy!


I will fuck you if you are a good cocksucker! However after we fuck I will leave and you will not get to see me on our first visit! I do not allow you to see me on the first encounter. However if you are clever you will know which man in the bar it was.......................You do not have to have your eyes close all the time I am in the room but do not look at me."

ALT.com is hilarious. I get an instant boner when a girl has her grad photo up and says she is into asphyxiaphilia.

I've never seen that story/invite, it's good though.

It is, its actually a small excerpt from the upcoming swami autobiography tentatively named 'Send in the clowns: Swami, my way'