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#646238 - 06/23/17 08:32 AM
Re: Groaners
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A snake walks into a bar. Bartender says "How did you do that"?
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#646537 - 07/08/17 09:28 PM
Re: Groaners
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Demon Spawn
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A Mexican magician tells his audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says "Uno, dos..." and, poof... he disappears without a tres.
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#646538 - 07/08/17 09:41 PM
Re: Groaners
[Re: charin]
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Porn Fucking Master
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Why can you never trust an atom?
Because they make up everything.
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#646539 - 07/08/17 09:45 PM
Re: Groaners
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A Mexican magician tells his audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says "Uno, dos..." and, poof... he disappears without a tres. Jose went to his first baseball game after coming to American and had a seat behind a pillar. He was happy though because everyone sang to him: "oh Jose can you see?" Do you know Mexican judo? Judo know I gotta a knife? Judo know I gotta gun?
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#646540 - 07/08/17 10:00 PM
Re: Groaners
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The point is to make people groan, son, not to make 'em think you're six.
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#646541 - 07/08/17 10:33 PM
Re: Groaners
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The point is to make people groan, son, not to make 'em think you're six. I hope you realize I've literally heard the same joke you told from a little kid.
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#646542 - 07/08/17 10:42 PM
Re: Groaners
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I hope you realize I've literally heard the same joke you told from a little kid. Hmmmm... First you tell an unlikely story about hookers. Then you tell an even less likely story about hot college broads who sell vacuums door to door. Yet, for those very reasons, I actually believe you spend an inordinate and inappropriate amount of time around little kids. Why is that?
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#646543 - 07/08/17 10:49 PM
Re: Groaners
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Porn Fucking Master
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It must be all the time I spent hanging out with John Podesta
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#646544 - 07/08/17 11:03 PM
Re: Groaners
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It must be all the time I spent hanging out with John Podesta More likely it's because you're a pederast John.
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#646545 - 07/08/17 11:08 PM
Re: Groaners
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I don't need to take this shit from you. I have my box I can crawl into.
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#646546 - 07/08/17 11:16 PM
Re: Groaners
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It took you two days to realize you were out, I figure it'll take just as long to find your way back.
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#647419 - 09/18/17 11:07 PM
Re: Groaners
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Edited by charin (09/18/17 11:08 PM)
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#647558 - 10/01/17 05:55 AM
Re: Groaners
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Porn Jesus
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Groooooaaaaannnnnnn^
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#648052 - 11/11/17 06:43 AM
Re: Groaners
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I just read a story about Oedipus and Midas.
It was Motherfucking Gold.
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#648241 - 12/02/17 03:54 PM
Re: Groaners
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what do you call the germs in your bong?
Bake-teria!
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#648265 - 12/05/17 11:15 PM
Re: Groaners
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What did Nichole Brown Simpson say when Ron Goldman offered to eat her pussy?
"Sure, but the juice might kill you"
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#648266 - 12/06/17 11:24 AM
Re: Groaners
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#652386 - 04/10/19 09:36 PM
Re: Groaners
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Elder of Zion
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the Clampetts are in a fancy Beverly Hills jewelry store. Granny points to a tray of rubies.
Granny: "How much fer one o' them red diamonds?" clerk: "Madam, those are rubies." Granny: "OK ask her kin we buy one offa her." clerk: " The ruby I am talking about is not a lady." Granny: "Lissen, how she got them diamonds is her business. I'm just sayin' ask her kin we buy one from her."
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#652521 - 06/13/19 05:29 PM
Re: Groaners
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#652522 - 06/13/19 09:52 PM
Re: Groaners
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Elder of Zion
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Son: Dad, can you teach me how to use a condom?
Dad: Yeah so you just put the drugs in, swallow it, and then poop it out when the plane lands.
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#652573 - 07/12/19 03:58 PM
Re: Groaners
[Re: charin]
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Porn Fucking Master
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All those girls who got molested are suffering from Epstein Barr syndrome
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#652574 - 07/12/19 06:34 PM
Re: Groaners
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Elder of Zion
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Guy in Bar: Hey babe, how many planets are there?
Babe: I don't know, 7 or 8?
GIB: Well, there'll be one less tonight after I destroy Uranus
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#652593 - 07/24/19 06:05 PM
Re: Groaners
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#652826 - 09/13/19 05:09 PM
Re: Groaners
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#654229 - 11/03/20 04:32 PM
Re: Groaners
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