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#626840 - 04/12/15 09:02 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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the newest version of these. they're like 5 oz now sorry forgot the link http://shop.tateandyoko.com/collections/...rulean-selvedge
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#626856 - 04/13/15 02:03 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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You seem daydreamy about Hillbilly Harry forcing himself upon you and shooting rainbows up in there. Hmmm. Interesting observation, I guess. None of that seemed to be in anything I said. Looks like reading comprehension isn't your talent. Don't worry, you'll eventually find something you're OK at.
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#626873 - 04/14/15 01:57 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/13/07
Posts: 422
Loc: Appalachia
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You seem daydreamy about Hillbilly Harry forcing himself upon you and shooting rainbows up in there. how do you know I cum rainbows?
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#626926 - 04/18/15 05:31 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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2 tires - $208
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#626938 - 04/19/15 02:05 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5096
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Three potato/veggie samosas and a Diet 10 cal. Dr Pepper. The samosas are a carb overload but the spiciness makes it all worth it.
Contemplating buying a 50mm lens for my dsrl if I can get a good buy.
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#626946 - 04/19/15 05:22 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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I went to a swap meet this weekend. My buddies get a couple spots to sell some old car parts they have, mostly stuff that is going to the scrap yard if no one buys it. I went to party for the weekend and sold $125 worth of junk out of my garage.
I spent part of my found money on:
Plastic, water proof flare container - $10.00 It is a tube, about 16"? long and 4-5" diameter, w/ a handle on it. That will be the treasure chest, when I send my boy into the yard, with a map, on a Treasure Hunt this summer.
7 boxes of XL high risk nitrile gloves - $63.00 They are the most durable, best fitting ones to use in my shop, but they are hard to find. They are $10/box at flea markets, and if you buy 2, you can usually get em for $18. Last time I bought a case of 10 boxes for $80.00, so I started right off jewing the guy to $8.00/box. Fucker didn't have a full case left by the time I got there, and he refused to go lower than $9.00/box. I said "fuck it" and bought em, cause it would cost me $10 in gas, round trip from my house to the flea market I bought em at last time.
Battery Terminal Cleaner - $2.00 Fuckin 23 yrs I been driving, and I never had battery terminals corrode like on my van and tractor in the past year.
5'tall Drill Press - Free Dude in the spot next to us didn't want to bring it home, so he gave it to us. My one friend got the 8' Rubbermaid folding table, and I don't know if scrappers swiped the 2 transmissions the dude left, or my other friend took em home to scrap em.
I was so dehydrated from spending all day swilling beer on asphalt, in the sun, that when I got home today and jacked off to all the short shorts and sun shining through sundress clad thigh gaps, it was like my cock burped up paste.
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#626960 - 04/20/15 01:00 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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15pk of 8' fluorescent tubes: $54
I didn't want so many, but 3 2pks would have been $42, and I wouldn't have had a box to bring em home in. They will probably be outlawed by the time I have to buy em again.
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#626965 - 04/20/15 03:33 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/23/13
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I found a $100 Maggiano's gift card (basically shit Italian a step above Olive Garden) which I was given for Christmas for reasons that continue to escape me. I checked the back of the card and it also works at Maggiano's sister restaurant, Chili's. I'm posting here not because an excursion to a low-rent chain dump would be a monetary purchase, but certainly one of time and dignity.
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#626966 - 04/20/15 05:04 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: adv0cad0]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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I found a $100 Maggiano's gift card (basically shit Italian a step above Olive Garden) which I was given for Christmas for reasons that continue to escape me. I checked the back of the card and it also works at Maggiano's sister restaurant, Chili's. I'm posting here not because an excursion to a low-rent chain dump would be a monetary purchase, but certainly one of time and dignity. Chili's is the only non steak joint chain restaurant that I like. Monterrey Chicken is the only thing I go there for though. Either w/ Southwestern Egg Rolls as an appetizer or as part of the dinner combo w/ 1/2 rack of ribs.
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#626967 - 04/20/15 05:53 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Elder of Zion
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5211
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Agreed. I have had Chilli's delivered to work sites a few times and everyone likes it better than most places. I have had their spicy chicken sandwich and it's very good.
Mangianno's is a family table type place. Meant for several people to share a few dishes. I think it's a knock-off of Carmine's in NYC?
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#626968 - 04/20/15 06:57 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/23/13
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I guess I'm in the minority. Tried some nachos that tasted like thawed Steak-ums.
Maggiano's is a share-'em type place. It's not great, but some entrees are buy one get one free.
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#627017 - 04/23/15 09:30 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7598
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combs
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#627047 - 04/25/15 10:28 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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cheap jeans
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#627089 - 04/27/15 06:36 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Tales to Astonish # 49- first appearance of Giant Man [G] 45 bucks
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#627119 - 04/29/15 09:32 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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3rd row ringside seat for a wrasslin show: $95
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#627125 - 04/29/15 11:36 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Whose show?
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#627146 - 04/29/15 09:33 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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glasses again. i just cant be bothered to order batteries.
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#627170 - 04/30/15 11:51 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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new chain for the bike. and tune-up
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#627173 - 04/30/15 12:17 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Elder of Zion
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5211
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
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Four new tires, front end alignment, control arm bushings, motor mounts. The car feels brand new again. Got the Hankook V12's.
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#627188 - 04/30/15 06:23 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Elder of Zion
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5211
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
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'cause the only thing better than a Tito's taco.........is two.
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#627189 - 04/30/15 07:19 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
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#627206 - 05/01/15 10:24 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Anchorage by drone: ![](http://forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php?ubb=download&Number=55588&filename=dronepic.jpg)
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#627212 - 05/01/15 03:19 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Cool as fuck, steez. I think I might get the kid and meself one for Christmas.
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#627219 - 05/01/15 06:46 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Stay in hospital, surgery, meds, diagnostics, surgery room charge and incidentals. 83,000 bucks. That doesn't include the doctors followups or my stay in the rehab/nursing home. I pity anyone without medical insurance.
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#627220 - 05/01/15 07:37 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Stay in hospital, surgery, meds, diagnostics, surgery room charge and incidentals. 83,000 bucks. That doesn't include the doctors followups or my stay in the rehab/nursing home. I pity anyone without medical insurance. And yet, you think the Affordable Care Act is "treason" or "socialism" or whatever the fuck the abomination du jour is. ![sportswami sportswami](/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/default/sportswami.gif)
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#627221 - 05/01/15 07:46 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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I absolutely knew someone would say that dumbass shit. I'm not against medical care for everyone. The ACA is socialistic in its implementation and construction. At least Ovomit did do SOMETHING. I don't recall saying it needed to be completely repealed but it needs fixing and hopefully thats what they are doing. The republicans better damn well have something put back in its place if its repealed at any point. You fukkers mischaracterize my political stance on here often because I don't suck your liberal dicks for you. I'm very centrist and libertarian for the most part.
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#627222 - 05/01/15 08:23 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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I absolutely knew someone would say that dumbass shit. I'm not against medical care for everyone. The ACA is socialistic in its implementation and construction. At least Ovomit did do SOMETHING. I don't recall saying it needed to be completely repealed but it needs fixing and hopefully thats what they are doing. The republicans better damn well have something put back in its place if its repealed at any point. You fukkers mischaracterize my political stance on here often because I don't suck your liberal dicks for you. I'm very centrist and libertarian for the most part. So that's one for the thorizine colada, yes?
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#627231 - 05/02/15 11:29 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Cool as fuck, steez. I think I might get the kid and meself one for Christmas. Thanks. Hopefully people aren't as paranoid in your area as they are up here. There was a story in the local paper about a guy who happened to be flying in a neighborhood at around the same time that school busses were dropping kids off at the end of the day. The story got spun into a guy stalking schoolchildren with his evil drone. For one, if you're up in the air, you can't make out any details of people on the ground below you. The camera doesn't zoom and people look like ants. Second, the battery life on my drone is roughly 20 minutes, so that's the limit of how long you could "stalk" someone. And then it also has blinking lights on it and sounds like a swarm of angry bees. Still, at the end of my flight the other day some old guy made sure he stopped to photograph me landing my drone and then walked off with a smirk on his face like he'd caught me doing something wrong.
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#627237 - 05/02/15 09:24 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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I absolutely knew someone would say that dumbass shit. I'm not against medical care for everyone. The ACA is socialistic in its implementation and construction. At least Ovomit did do SOMETHING. I don't recall saying it needed to be completely repealed but it needs fixing and hopefully thats what they are doing. The republicans better damn well have something put back in its place if its repealed at any point. You fukkers mischaracterize my political stance on here often because I don't suck your liberal dicks for you. I'm very centrist and libertarian for the most part. So that's one for the thorizine colada, yes? At my age more likely the high colonic.
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#627239 - 05/03/15 12:37 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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short rubber band thingy to squat with
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#627240 - 05/03/15 06:53 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Tube for the front tire on my tractor. Rim is a mess and it is a "custom made" job, so it isn't easily replaced. I hope I can get a mow or 2 out of this tube, then I'm bringing the rim to a fabricator and see what he can do.
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#627241 - 05/03/15 07:48 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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#627243 - 05/03/15 08:49 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Some records in Knoxville, Dinner for two at Red Lobster and tix to Avengers: Age of Ultron. [awesome movie by the way]
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#627244 - 05/03/15 08:52 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Not the kind I look forward to paying for. Some records in Knoxville, Dinner for two at Red Lobster and tix to Avengers: Age of Ultron. [awesome movie by the way] If I can find it in Imax next weekend, I'm going to take my kid to see it. I dig 3d movies, but I haven't seen an Imax movie yet.
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#627248 - 05/03/15 05:53 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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2hrs fighting with the tire and tube, but I got it on there and the 4.5 acres mowed. Got raped by briars twice and once by the thorny branch of a locust tree.
I cut the old tube up and used it to cover the rusted up inside of the rim, before I put the new tube on. So much rust and shit inside the tire that I had to vacuum it out.
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#627290 - 05/05/15 09:11 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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mirror for bike. vintage plaid shirt
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#627313 - 05/06/15 09:23 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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French Press and a dozen pint glasses.
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#627372 - 05/08/15 09:40 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Willie D]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Sport shirts from Brooks Brothers, and captoe dress shoes from Johnston & Murphy. I was looking for shirts in the Brooks Brothers and the Van Heusen outlets last week, and nothing caught my eye. Today I was in Bob's Store w/ 2 $10 rewards checks and bought this Van Heusen shirt. Was on sale for $24.99, so I got it for $4.99. ![](http://i.imgur.com/zaBWRZh.png)
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#627373 - 05/08/15 09:47 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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tosh.0 is a clothing model?
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#627378 - 05/08/15 11:39 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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French Press and a dozen pint glasses. Approved.
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#627385 - 05/09/15 07:33 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Polk sub woofer, Onkyo stereo system [receiver and cd player] Pioneer turntable , Yamaha speakers to add to my Bose speakers. Gonna rock this place.
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#627404 - 05/09/15 08:02 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: gia jordan]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Brooks Brothers is always a yes. Van Hausen always looks like garbage. You couldn't pay my bf $4.99 to even use their shirts as dish rags. He uses a cum rag as a girlfriend, and he wouldn't use Van Heusen as a dishrag? I think yer fibbin'. Sorry I'm not sorry.
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