2) What the fuck is Chubsy Ubsy? Do you remember that from your childhood? That's a regular reference you make on occasion? I remember most of the little rascals characters, but I guess not. Fucking genius pull there. You could generate a shit ton of clicks with memes and gif's of that fat fuck. Jerky, monetize this shit.
Before there was Spanky & Alfalfa, there was Jackie & Chubby. Actually, there were a number of others before them, but those were from Hal Roach's silent era and were never run on Channel 11 in NYC in the '70s and '80s.
Also, I think I mis-remembered the quote. I always thought it was "Oh, Miss Crabtree, I love you with all my heart", but it's "There's something heavy on my heart." Must've been thinking of fat Clemenza's dig at Michael in Godfather I.