1) I have no problem believing he paid a whore to pee on him.
2) What the fuck is Chubsy Ubsy? Do you remember that from your childhood? That's a regular reference you make on occasion? I remember most of the little rascals characters, but I guess not. Fucking genius pull there. You could generate a shit ton of clicks with memes and gif's of that fat fuck. Jerky, monetize this shit.
3)
That's old news. I lust after wilhelmina D'Angelo's butthole now. We're getting gay married next week. The reception will be at the Blue Oyster. Bring your own dog collar
But didn't you meet at The White Swallow?