Am sure some of you already heard/saw. But the nasty girl is elevating her game courtesy of Mike "I love the taste of feces" Adriano.

Warning, not for the queasy

http://i.imgur.com/Shv1X7P.jpg

What site is this from? Nothing wrong with this at all. Jynx is a 10/10 whore.

State of the art whore. As good as it gets.

Chris wake seems like a giant pussy

Aren't you projecting? Didn't you recently comment that you're a naturally a bottom who likes whores to piss in his mouth?

He's a pussy because he's complaining about seeing puke after someone shoved their cock down an woman's throat.

I'm a switch.

You're still an aspergers afflicted balloon head.

Tell us something we don't already know.

That fluff wouldn't even make the ADT crowd "queasy".

Hey License Plate:

What's more fun than having a garbanzo bean on your nose?










Having a chickpea on your face!

How to solve the hawkings radiation paradox that violates the law that no physical information can be permanently destroyed.

Meh. That'll be solved sooner or later, as will the wave-particle phenomenon of light. How about something truly unsolvable, like why chicks dig Meatloaf?

You can't solve that one. No one can.

This scene is from Jynx Maze's OnlyFans site. There is a lot of stuff in there: Dirty anal ATM, piss in the bed, puke, blah blah blah. I think the housekeeping staff at whichever hotel they shoot in must hate the arrival of Miss Jynx Maze.

It's probably better than the underage Thai hooker body parts your maid has had to fish out from behind your vibrating Murphy bed. She probably leaves better tips than than the punch cards to applebees and promises of a green card you give to your help as well. Or maybe you've sprung the extra cash and your love shack is equipped with all sorts of Quagmiresque contraptions that clean up the mess. But you seem like the kind of rich prick who's a cheap fuck.

I think some egg head already proved hawkings radiation is wrong anyways but I'm too lazy to dig up the article. I think we're a very long way away from explaining the simultaneous wave/particle of light paradox. Probably about as likely to figure that one out as to where the gravitons disappear to or if they even exist.

Ask Jynx.

She is said to be the highest earner of all the porn escorts out there. Works as much as they can schedule her and rakes it in.

That doesn't mean you pay your maid well. You seem like you'd drop extra on your favorite fuckholes but the person who cleans your toilet probably gets a $15 walmart gift card as a Christmas bonus

By 'balloon head' do you mean I've an undeservedly inflated ego or that I'm an airhead? Neither could be farther from the truth, let me assure you.
And you're a switcher, dude. Not a "switch". That distinction says it all.

I GENEROUSLY tip anyone performing a service for me, from bartenders to broomsweepers, and from waitstaff to whores. And I'll be the last guy to defend the Admiral on his employment practices. But this is really apples and oranges. And it further undermines the veracity of your prostitute piss story.

Are there a lot of different scenes or only a couple? I found the site, see there are 47 different vids but how many of those are dirty anal vs. a lame dildo or finger bang scene? You have to subscribe just to see screen caps.

So basically, you'd fuck Christianx in the asshole, then turn over and let him do the same to you.

Is that about right, CGFaggot?

You sound like a man of experience.

Sure JB

Awwww, he gets so angry-dismissive when he knows he's caught in a lie. Kinda like the Orange fellow. But let's face it: None of that happened and you were just trying to show off for your new internet crush.


Hell, you even betray it in your sig:





Don't worry, Squirt. You'll get it one of these days.

Sure JB

Yep. Some whore comes in here, finds the easiest mark, and he falls for it.

Hard.

Gives her a nickname and starts showing off. Still can't get out of his own way, though, and has to seek approval of said nickname in the shoutbox.

You gonna buy her a watch next?

lol, you takin 'bout gritty titty? She seems naive and cute and just wants to hang out with the rest of the degenerates. If she ever PMs me for cash I'll be sure to let you know though. You can't get blood from a stone.

I'm certain she does want to "hang out with the degenerates" and she's most welcome. What's "naive", if not "cute",is your hyper self-conscious reaction to her. You're hardly the first to fall hard for a whore on this board. It's just been a while since anyone's gotten their Phlog on.

Jesus Christ who fucking cares JB? She's nice and plump, what's not to like? Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. She'd probably 1000 away from me and what's the difference if I chat with her about absolutely nothing or tell her I want to shove my dick in her ass until it beeds or suck the blood out of her cunt? I come here primarily out of boredom. You need me more than I need you,

^--you sure you don't to buy her a watch?

Heh. First it's "does everybody like my nickname for her, guys?" Now it's "I don't need her or any of you guys".


Gimlet?

You have nothing better do than hang on ever fucking word I say. Sad!

I'm going to buy you the $5000 watch that Winthrop was offered $50 for by BB king In Harlem then I'm going to wear it while I rip your fucking asshole out. Considering I'm a gay homosexual faggot.

"Oh Gritty Titty, I loves you with all my heart"

That's old news. I lust after wilhelmina D'Angelo's butthole now. We're getting gay married next week. The reception will be at the Blue Oyster. Bring your own dog collar

1) I have no problem believing he paid a whore to pee on him.

2) What the fuck is Chubsy Ubsy? Do you remember that from your childhood? That's a regular reference you make on occasion? I remember most of the little rascals characters, but I guess not. Fucking genius pull there. You could generate a shit ton of clicks with memes and gif's of that fat fuck. Jerky, monetize this shit.

3)

But didn't you meet at The White Swallow?

I didn't pay her specifically to piss on me. We had finished fucking and I'd already paid her. It was kind of a spur of the moment thing. The only "up selling" she did was to take the condom off.

fixed.

Why do I sense that this whole story about CeramicGodFaggot a complete hoax? This dweeb has never talked about fucking a hooker since he used his old ID "Mind Ltd."

If it did, it was down in Brazil where he probably got raped by Smartt.

She did glove up when she fingered my ass.

I think he would pay a pros to pee on him, if he'd actually approached one, but all the other details he throws in to "support" his story have the opposite effect and undermine the whole thing.

BTW: While they're both blatantly desperate virgins and latent homosexuals, License Plate is NOT Mind Ltd/Sashamutt/etc. Forget the mismatching IPs, there's no way Sashamutt could overcome his "Twiki" syntax.






Before there was Spanky & Alfalfa, there was Jackie & Chubby. Actually, there were a number of others before them, but those were from Hal Roach's silent era and were never run on Channel 11 in NYC in the '70s and '80s.

Also, I think I mis-remembered the quote. I always thought it was "Oh, Miss Crabtree, I love you with all my heart", but it's "There's something heavy on my heart." Must've been thinking of fat Clemenza's dig at Michael in Godfather I.







Assuming he is a latent homosexual, and I think he is, I doubt he'd be any more successful at approaching dudes than he is at approaching dames. He'd rather bemoan his fate and blame others.

Jynx is all about the dollars and has been. Give her credit she is still around while some whores she started with left the game. Hopefully she stays and gets even nastier!! I love it when they start to really get filthy after they leave LA Direct.

Don't worry if I ever suck a cock you guys will be the first to know.

I once had an $87 rub n tug at one of those Asian spa's that ended with a finger in the ass/prostate driven spurt. I think life would be simpler if I was still a virgin.

Dumbass ho.

Miss Lawrence lived on my block in Brooklyn. She would occasionally give old promo pics of her w/ Spanky & Alfalfa to the neighborhood kids. Much nicer than Chachi who lived a few blocks away and would stand on his stoop selling 8x10s to the neighborhood bims.

Miss Lawrence would hide in a closet during thunderstorms, cause one time she got hit w/ ball lightning through her window.

Blowin/jackin too, or all prostate?