...But you seem like the kind of rich prick who's a cheap fuck.
That doesn't mean you pay your maid well...
I GENEROUSLY tip anyone performing a service for me, from bartenders to broomsweepers, and from waitstaff to whores. And I'll be the last guy to defend the Admiral on his employment practices. But this is really apples and oranges. And it further undermines the veracity of your prostitute piss story.