^ That was funny. So is THIS.

Oh God, not John Bolton. Millions will die.

Sadly, Doony will not be one of them.

That 2nd panel makes Drumpf look like Don Knotts' animated fish character in "Mr. Limpett."

Limp...hmm...has a Freudian sense.

Unexpectedly yuuge ratings for the high-brow, conservative, pro-Trump comedy Roseanne.

On the flip side, surveys show the average age of protesters at last weekend's anti-gun youth rallies was.....49 years old.

Yeah the ratings for Roseanne are real fucking important

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/fired-...ID=ansmsnnews11

^ Yep, all that and Trump's poll numbers keep rising somehow.

50 million cigarette smokers can not be wrong.

Someone was buying all those creed nickleback limp bizkit kid rock and Britney Spears albums

Most Americans are worthless dogshit

We get the president we deserve

I'm going to give you benefit of the doubt and presume you didn't actually watch Roseanne and come to that conclusion. It's a parody. The pro-trump tards don't get the joke and claim a victory. It's like saying MASH glorified war or something, totally missing the point.

Heh! Who says Nazis don't have a sense of humor?






Well, there you go again, spreading the third of Mark Twain's types of lies: Statistics.*

I know it's hard for guys like you and me to grok, Steez --the two of us being single alcoholics and all-- but a whole fuckton of parents and grandparents showed up to support their kids who, for some silly reason, want to avoid getting shot. And, no doubt, some also showed up to keep 'em out of trouble. Either way, when that happens, you're gonna get an average like that. Here, for example:

17 year old kid goes to rally.
Takes 81 year old grandma with her.

17+81=98. Divide that by 2, and their average age is... wait for it... 49.


Wanna know how those averege income statistics work?



















* In case you've forgotten, the other two are: (1) Lies; and (2) Damned Lies.

I have to say that trumps rhetoric bashing amazon sounds like something a god damn liberal would say. I am sure there is something going on behind the scene and there is some other reason he hates Bezos but I will give him credit even if he does not deserve it.

^Amazon is negotiating for a 10 year government contract to store info in their cloud data system. Trump is always up to something. It's 3D (or is it 4D?) chess, remember?

I think you are confusing that with the 3rd or 4th grade reading level trump functions on.

I keep thinking back to the gun control argument with that idiot who fucked off a few months ago and how he was saying that bump stocks make a gun less dangerous because they make it inaccurate.

Not when you are just aiming it into a sea of thousand of rednecks at a hoedown that are packed together like sardines. I am pretty sure in that situation a bump stock actually makes the weapon much more lethal.

Tell me again that that asshole could have just as easily killed 58 and injured 700 people in under 10 minutes without full auto. And no I am not going to debate you on bump firing being full auto or not.

And besides what the nra says the idea that the second amendment should have no limitations or regulations is a relatively new concept.

And no the answer is not to militarize schools and treat students like criminals and get them even more prepared for the school to prison pipeline.

So many of you have such warped ugly and delusional ideas you make me ashamed to be pro gun

Ken Starr Says Stormy's Claims Should Be Investigated

Yes, THAT Ken Starr.

Trump Supporters share more fake news than anyone else, study shows.

Isn't this the same cunt whore who got fired from being Baylor's president over dozens of sexual assaults they swept under the Baptist rug? What a fucking shithead.

^ Yep.

That fucking shithead got himself a $4.5million payout from Baylor after they fired him.

Meanwhile, Rasmussen is reporting Trump's approval rating is up to 50% now for the first time in his Presidency. A yuuuge number, way higher and better than Obama's approval rating at the same time in his Presidency. Just had on MSNBC for the first time in a while and the host was STILL talking about Stormy Daniels. "It's all true! Everything she said was true! Trumps lawsuit against her proves it!!!!" Lol.

Stormy story pushed his female ratings down only slightly and male numbers up significantly. Team America, fuck yeah!

^You can thank Bill Clinton for that. After all his shenanigans, the Presidents sex life doesn't really shock people anymore. Plus this was consensual sex that happened over a decade ago. Add this to the list of things the media were salivating over about how they thought they could get Trump. The main thing Trump has done to help the Republican party is with how he's been able to greatly diminish the power of the liberal media.

Trump has been downgraded from "target" to "subject" in the fading, unproductive Mueller investigation which has so far shown absolutely no collusion between Trump and the Russians and never will because there was none.

Well then 50% of Americans are morons.

he forgot to list:
-financed a secret war/mass bombing in south east asia
-enabled the systematic poisoning of a generation behind them with food additives, gov't enabled street drugs, nicotine addiction, and environmental damages
-supported segregation and suppression of women and minorities
-traded guns and drugs for oil and sold-out to corporations left and right

But, sure, the greatest generation.

Yeah nothing I fucking hate more than baby boomers bitching about how entitled millennialis are. I am glad they will be all dead in a decade or so.

Liberal media

^What a beautiful, unified stand conservatives news anchors seem to be taking against the spread of fake news. I welcome their bravery and endorse their solidarity on this issue. So refreshing and nice to see real news pushing back against the unified horde of liberal, mainstream fake news for once.

didn't watch the clip then, huh.

^ I already know the truth and what's right in this world, so why waste my time?

Like your ass has anything better to do. Watch the zombies recite the party line, you gullible deplorable.

^ I heard zombie raccoons are a thing now. Scary.

I assume he is trolling

Or maybe he really is that worthless

Either way I am laughing

https://eblnews.com/video/trump-exempts-ivankas-clothing-line-china-tariff-375308

I think at this point he is just playing a game to see what obnoxious asshole move he can make and see if his idiot base will still suck his dick

Pants on fire

more lies from a desperate criminal

Here we go again. THIS will finally be the thing that gets Trump. Lol.

I know, we're all at the eye rolling stage with this putz and his stupidity. Hey, at least he's not half black or a dyke*, right?

































* cause you know, all strong women are dykes. Look it up, bro.

You and I both know this statement is erroneous. No one could ever question either the strength or heterosexuality of political giant and member of the conservative intelligentsia, Sarah Palin. There's no denying that Hillary Clinton is one ugly fucking dyke though.

Cream of the crop, as far as we can tell. Best and brightest.