Maytag Washer $225 from Lowes. Found out yesterday that my washing machine was shot, fucker stopped spinning. Went to Lowes to see if there were any interesting scratch & dents, cause the thing just going in my dingy basement. They had this Maytag top load, stainless tub, marked down from $549 to $289, and i Panzered the woman down to $225.

She said "but you have to take it now." I replied, "that's fine. If it doesnt fit inside my mini van, i'll throw it on top and tie it down." She seemed pissed, thinking i was jerking her around. "It is already scratched with a dent on the side, so i'm not worried about anymore," then i picked the thing up and plopped it on her pallet dolly. Thing wound up going through the side door, on its side, just fine.

I'm due for one of my monthly 5-7 load laundry binges, so i couldnt really waste time shopping around.