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#610845 - 05/21/14 09:54 PM
Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
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her ex is all fucked up now because of the booze. Sum 41 were such a fucking big deal up here for a few years...
I just read that. I give him a year. Everything's better with tentacle rape at the end.
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#610904 - 05/22/14 10:12 PM
Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots
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Porn Jesus
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Some broad Iggy. Nice ass on her. twerking gif
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#611279 - 05/27/14 07:10 PM
Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots
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how'd she get pregnant with an ass like that?. not on my watch i tell ya.
edit to add: it's twins so in vitro. good for him
Edited by LouCypher (05/27/14 07:12 PM)
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#611326 - 05/28/14 08:09 PM
Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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Tight lil dumper on her, sure. Her mug is just off to me though. Would definitely pound it, but I'd have to see the starfish and honey pot to fap. Here is Bruce Willis' middle daughter and her tits for some sort of protest/awareness attention whoreing.
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#611329 - 05/28/14 08:28 PM
Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots
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Porn Jesus
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#611333 - 05/28/14 08:43 PM
Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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They're bottom-heavy, but not quite pancakes. And her protest is a statement about how it's legal to wander around NYC topless, but Instagram won't allow tit pics. Or some such shit.
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#611334 - 05/28/14 08:47 PM
Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots
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demis mug was never quite right. her eyes were fucked up and her chin was always touched up. add bruce to the mix and this girl should be fighting mma.
those are some dumpy tits though proving once again that its better to be born out of desperation than entitlement. natural selection for those that can't reason.
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#611336 - 05/28/14 09:15 PM
Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
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demis mug was never quite right. her eyes were fucked up and her chin was always touched up. That's how that Rumer thing ended up. That poor, poor ugly girl.
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#611339 - 05/28/14 09:35 PM
Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots
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demis mug was never quite right. her eyes were fucked up and her chin was always touched up. That's how that Rumer thing ended up. That poor, poor ugly girl. I know. I'd still crush it and props to her for getting her tits out for whatever reason. loving the feminist movement so far btw. like any other ridiculous online movement it's got sensible people posting things they can never ever take back. It's sad to say but humanity really hasn't progressed from monkeys jerking off in trees just yet. Dumb whores gonna whore while we beat off from afar. flat circle
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#611344 - 05/28/14 10:01 PM
Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots
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Porn Jesus
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I got a manhater in feminist clothing to melt hard a couple months back. She was always motherfucking older guys in Hollywood who "preyed" on younger women. Then a blind item about a bim actress who targeted some dyke writer to bang so she could get a role was revealed to be Ellen Page.
I called the manhater out and asked her if the writer lez was a "borderline pedo" predator (like she would call a dude in that position), or if Ellen Page was an opportunist whore. She tried to ignore the question, because either answer would break ranks from the cult thinking. I then cut and paste my query until she went full meltdown.
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#611712 - 06/04/14 08:18 PM
Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots
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love the gwen. bad bitch
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#612073 - 06/12/14 09:30 AM
Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots
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Porn Jesus
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#612077 - 06/12/14 10:48 AM
Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
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Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Nice find.
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#613695 - 07/10/14 12:23 PM
Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots
[Re: Jerkules]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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Looks like Selly G got some bolt ons. :jerkybanana
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#613702 - 07/10/14 01:53 PM
Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots
[Re: Jerkules]
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Elder of Zion
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Registered: 05/06/04
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a sad, sad day
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#613719 - 07/10/14 07:24 PM
Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots
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she had to get tits to match that ever growing Mexican dumpy ass that genetics dictates. solid move I say.
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#613722 - 07/10/14 07:37 PM
Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots
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Porn Jesus
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She may have been caught in a mid step braless bounce, cause they look back to normal here. I'd twist those nipples till a tear dropped out of her eye, then lick it off her cheek and say, "Hope there's more where that came from."
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#613826 - 07/12/14 01:08 PM
Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots
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Porn Jesus
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Keep a heads up for Selena Gomez's next movie. Allegedly a nude scene coming.
Blind Item #6
This relationship is just getting more child like. The B+ list mostly movie actress/former tweener had a nude sex scene written into her new movie just to make her ex jealous.
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#613847 - 07/12/14 06:29 PM
Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots
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She may have been caught in a mid step braless bounce, cause they look back to normal here. I'd twist those nipples till a tear dropped out of her eye, then lick it off her cheek and say, "Hope there's more where that came from." you did that on purpose.. the old fake fake tit routine. agreed though...based on the tit and gut sweat she was power walking...in jeans. that taco must've been ripe, yes?.
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#613857 - 07/12/14 11:28 PM
Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots
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Porn Jesus
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-- Could you imagine if she had a big full bush down there? Thick furry ass crack, all shampooed, conditioned and fluffed like old school Playboy?
-- I didn't do that on purpose w/ the pics. I'm not that well thought out.
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#613858 - 07/12/14 11:42 PM
Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots
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Tranny Whisperer
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-- Could you imagine if she had a big full bush down there? Thick furry ass crack, all shampooed, conditioned and fluffed like old school Playboy?
-- I didn't do that on purpose w/ the pics. I'm not that well thought out. She's got that shit waxed-out. All celebs have that. Their manager told them to.
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#613867 - 07/13/14 09:52 AM
Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots
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Porn Jesus
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That is fine. When I start dating her, I will live up that waxed pussy and starfish for a while, then demand she grow her bush out.
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#613914 - 07/13/14 08:06 PM
Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots
[Re: Jerkules]
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
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That is fine. When I start dating her, I will live up that waxed pussy and starfish for a while, then demand she grow her bush out. Unless you are celebrity or a producer, you are out of her league. Unless you can lube her up with some boozy-booze.
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#613915 - 07/13/14 08:37 PM
Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots
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Porn Jesus
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All I need is to be in the same room as her and have an 8-ball of blow. The girl needs a Monjak to mentor and guide her, and I'm the right guy for the job.
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#614411 - 07/23/14 01:38 PM
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#614456 - 07/24/14 12:59 AM
Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots
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Porn Jesus
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What can you tell from these 2 pics, of Lindsay Lohan and Selena Gomez? Based on the bruises, Linds had a righty trick and SellyG's trick was a southpaw
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#614779 - 07/30/14 02:58 PM
Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots
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Elder of Zion
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You can't get no satisfaction.
'cause your love's in vain.
But If You've got the Silver, she may Let it bleed. Just remember, You can't always get what you want, Monkey Man. When the whip comes down, You gotta move or Hide your love. It's All about you, cause Down in the hole, She's so cold. You Turd on the run.
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#614795 - 07/30/14 08:40 PM
Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots
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Porn Jesus
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You can't get no satisfaction.
'cause your love's in vain.
But If You've got the Silver, she may Let it bleed. Just remember, You can't always get what you want, Monkey Man. When the whip comes down, You gotta move or Hide your love. It's All about you, cause Down in the hole, She's so cold. You Turd on the run. Blaster just PipeD me. Is that a mess of different lyrics or just one song?
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#614798 - 07/30/14 08:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
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A lot of songs.. and funny
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#614804 - 07/30/14 09:34 PM
Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots
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Porn Jesus
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You can't get no satisfaction.
'cause your love's in vain.
But If You've got the Silver, she may Let it bleed. Just remember, You can't always get what you want, Monkey Man. When the whip comes down, You gotta move or Hide your love. It's All about you, cause Down in the hole, She's so cold. You Turd on the run. Beautiful. Take a bow, sir.
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#614861 - 08/01/14 06:57 AM
Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots
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Porn Jesus
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You can't get no satisfaction.
'cause your love's in vain.
But If You've got the Silver, she may Let it bleed. Just remember, You can't always get what you want, Monkey Man. When the whip comes down, You gotta move or Hide your love. It's All about you, cause Down in the hole, She's so cold. You Turd on the run. Respectable.
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#614896 - 08/01/14 07:13 PM
Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots
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Porn Jesus
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Her ass aint that great, but I would eat the hell out of it. Good find, Blaster.
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#614907 - 08/02/14 06:12 AM
Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots
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Porn Jesus
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You seen the Volleyball Chick yet, Jerkules? Sabina Altynbekova:
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#614911 - 08/02/14 08:46 AM
Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots
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Porn Jesus
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Her ass aint that great, but I would eat the hell out of it. Good find, Blaster. If she's ass up, face down, it won't matter much.
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#614938 - 08/02/14 10:04 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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You seen the Volleyball Chick yet, Jerkules? Sabina Altynbekova:
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#614948 - 08/03/14 02:09 AM
Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots
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Porn Jesus
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I scanned a headline and saw a pic of the volleyball chick. She's alright. Would like to see her in a different outfit, maybe bent over.
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#615145 - 08/07/14 12:04 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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I scanned a headline and saw a pic of the volleyball chick. She's alright. Would like to see her in a different outfit, maybe bent over. she's only 17 so you better wait on that...
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