That dirty, nasty whore is smokin' fuckin' hot. I want to drown her in sperm.

Hey Simp, how's it going?

Adrianna found Jesus and reupholsters furniture for a living now, but is proud of her past, and doesn't regret a thing. Her parents proudly display her AVN award for "Best Gagging Scene" on the mantelpiece above the fireplace in the living room.

Bad bitch. Ranks up there with the likes of Bobbi Starr for good all around whore.

Adrianna Nicole was whoring in Manhattan for a while there, as I discovered happily during a business trip. Thumbs up! Money well spent. Her anus felt amazing.

I also fucked Daryl Hanah during that trip. Good times. Of course, that was back in the day when I could be high as fuck, dripping with coke sweat, and still attain an erection.

Uh huh. Did you fuck Katherine Hepburn on the set of the African Queen as well?

No shitter, shipmate. Eight hundred apiece, separate occasions. Adrianna was one of the best fucks of my young life and all around a really nice girl. Oh, how I wish I had gotten to Bobbi Starr. Or Gia Jordan, for that matter.

Sorry all the 'I'm a rich lawyer' talk still makes me suspect you are full of shit but I shouldn't doubt your hobbyist credentials or your problems with cocaine. It's just none of my friends who actually are lawyers ever bray about it as you do. Sets off my BS detector.

Everyone on here who brags about what a Big Man they are in RL end up being like Coke, who I believe was exposed as yet another internet Randian living on disability.

Not into anal myself but a BJ from Bobbi Starr would have been something to remember on one's death bed no doubt.

Bitch is smokin'!!!

She was off the chian on Wet Food #2. I'll fuck her.