It's not even AVN's call who wins anymore (cue Emily Evermore and Mike Ramone). Fishbein sold the award show to a promoter years ago. AVN doesn't even own it's own content. What a bunch of sorry shitcunts.
I went to them with a friend. Back then, you got to sit at the same tables as the porn stars and now they do stadium seating...
I remember that. Uncle Jeffy gave Burg and I front row tickets for the thing. Which turned out to be rather boring. I was at a table with Hillary Scott who was twitching like a methhead. Britney Skye was so wasted she couldn't even read the teleprompter. The only redeeming thin was sitting next to Jim Norton and listening to him hilariously trash every whore who walked up there.