Even if a pre-baby Natalie Portman offered her Kosher Kornhole weekly and endless BJs w/ rimming during her periods, I couldn't convert, giving up bacon, prosciutto, genoa salami, pork roll, etc. I'd rather give up a foot.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral