That, without a doubt, is the best eulogy it could possibly receive. Thanks, everybody.
Looks like they don't make 'em like this any more. When I went looking for the same model online, they're asking $350-500, and I'm not paying that. Found something nice, though. Picking it up later today.
_________________________ "When you're up to your ass in alligators, it's hard to remember that you set out to drain the swamp" -- HST