It is with deep regret and profound sadness that Uncle JB's Kitchen announces the passing of it's beloved Panini Press after nine years of continuous service. From the moment he stole it from the cockblocking sonofabitch what stole his girl, Uncle JB knew, as history later proved, that he got the better end of the bargain. (Nine years of good food vs. six weeks of acrimony and accusations). Funeral services will be private, and a successor will be formally announced in the "Your Latest Purchase" thread as soon as the snow abates.