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#598517 - 09/11/13 09:07 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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I see Marvis at Barney's and Sephora. Let me know if it's any good please. Btw is your avatar from the Different Strokes episode where the guy who owned the bike shop tried molesting Arnold, but did molest Dudley?

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#598523 - 09/11/13 10:28 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: gia jordan]
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
I see Marvis at Barney's and Sephora. Let me know if it's any good please. Btw is your avatar from the Different Strokes episode where the guy who owned the bike shop tried molesting Arnold, but did molest Dudley?


Its good, just tried it couple of hours ago, but I like Jasmine Mint flavor more. I bought it last year at C.O. Bigelow. The toothpaste is more softer than the national brand of toothpaste. I am also looking forward to trying the Cinnamon Mint flavor in the future.


Yes, avatar from the show [as well as the name >>> Mr. Horton].

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#598534 - 09/11/13 12:34 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Do you wish that happened to you?

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#598536 - 09/11/13 12:38 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: gia jordan]
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Do you wish that happened to you?

No, but I wish that that happen to you.

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#598538 - 09/11/13 12:48 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Dude was only into little boys, tranny chaser.

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#598539 - 09/11/13 01:06 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: gia jordan]
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Dude was only into little boys, tranny chaser.

I'm not into boys. I like girls like everyone else here.

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#598559 - 09/11/13 06:34 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Originally Posted By: Mr. Horton
Tube of toothpaste for $10.50


I call Shenanigans. Panzer won't pay $3.00 for a year's worth of pickles, and is is so unhygienic he's got a turtle living in his shower. Ain't no way he's paying $10.50 for toothpaste.

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#598563 - 09/11/13 07:06 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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agreed.... panzer, how many squeegee people did you suck off to afford that tube of toothpaste?.
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#598596 - 09/12/13 03:45 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: LouCypher]
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Originally Posted By: LouCypher
agreed.... panzer, how many squeegee people did you suck off to afford that tube of toothpaste?.

Only your mother.

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#598601 - 09/12/13 07:50 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Can we put Panzer Rule #2 into effect where if he says any variation of "Your mom" either in the forum or the shoutbox he he's boxed for a day? This will help Alex think of new insults, thus making the world a better place.
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#598623 - 09/12/13 06:22 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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we probably should but for the sake of full disclosure i'll admit my mom is a pretty decent tipper. no way panzer has the game or bucks to get there but i got a laugh out of him for once.
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#598637 - 09/12/13 09:27 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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I bought a 4.5 hp mower engine at Harbor Freight and mounted it on a 20" mower body that had a 3.5hp Briggs & Stratton. I think I've built a monster. Will know this weekend.

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#598638 - 09/12/13 09:38 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Bornyo]
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Doesn't Harbor Freight sell the cheapest Chinese tools on the planet? Some place that Panzer would haunt if he shifted his interests from enemas to hardware.

Do you trust that engine to not explode or die after 20 minutes?
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#598641 - 09/12/13 10:32 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Yeah, they sell a lot of trash. That is why I like it for some things. Why shell out for Snap On when you only need a tool for one job, then it collects dust?

They are also great for dumb shit. Magnetic trays, brushes, etc. $10 / 4pc pry bar set from them was my handiest tool purchase in about 7 years.
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#598648 - 09/13/13 05:29 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Yeah they sell shit tools. The engines they have though, are Chinese knock-offs of Honda OHV engines. They are actually pretty highly reviewed. It started just like a Honda, on the second pull out of the box. I'm actually looking forward to mowing. The damned engine is as big as the mower body.

Like Jerk said- their tools are not to make a living with, but for occasional use stuff like flywheel pullers and nut splitters, and shit you lose before you wear out like nutdrivers and ratchet straps they can't be beat.

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#598656 - 09/13/13 08:52 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Bornyo]
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#598657 - 09/13/13 08:59 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: ]
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Originally Posted By: J.B.
Originally Posted By: Mr. Horton
Tube of toothpaste for $10.50


I call Shenanigans. Panzer won't pay $3.00 for a year's worth of pickles, and is is so unhygienic he's got a turtle living in his shower. Ain't no way he's paying $10.50 for toothpaste.






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#598680 - 09/13/13 03:16 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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That necklace looks like it's from the John Strong collection.

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#598682 - 09/13/13 04:09 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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^ it was the cheapest one from all the ones I like. I figured since I splurged on the Gucci II, I should also get the chain, but the cheapest one.

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#598686 - 09/13/13 05:21 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Why are you buying cologne? Start with soap and a washcloth.

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#598705 - 09/13/13 09:37 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Heehee.
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#598831 - 09/15/13 04:39 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Just won around $1,000-worth of lighting equipment [from the seller with 0 feedback] for $317.00. Lets see if I will get it safe and sound.

1x Lowel Tota light
1x Lowel Omni light
1x Lowel Rifa light
bunch of Lowel accessories and lamps/bulbs
3x units Leviton light controllers/dimmers that are unknown to me but show up on Amazon for $200-$400+ each

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#598869 - 09/15/13 07:18 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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What will you use it for?
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#598870 - 09/15/13 07:22 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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^I will use it for your mother.

Come to think of it, the whole auction worth like $2,000 new. The lights alone [less light stands and case] are $1,136.88 at B&H.

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#598950 - 09/16/13 07:56 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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$21.27 for 64-page buttplug booklet from 1920.

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#598970 - 09/17/13 04:52 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Are you that stupid you need an instructional manual?

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#598976 - 09/17/13 09:15 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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That's a coffee table book for him.
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#598977 - 09/17/13 09:46 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: gia jordan]
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Are you that stupid you need an instructional manual?

No, but your mom is.

I will resell the booklet for $60.00. The seller poorly placed the description, but in the last 8 seconds of the auction the bidding jumped from $6.00 to the final price.

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#598979 - 09/17/13 10:07 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Originally Posted By: Mr. Horton
No, but your mom is.


Ah ah ah.
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#599033 - 09/18/13 02:00 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Too-good-to-be-true photo lights deal just came in. Everything is there but I have not tested out the lights. Most of the stuff looks almost new.

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#599039 - 09/18/13 04:26 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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socks. sweatpants.
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#599040 - 09/18/13 04:36 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: tattypatty]
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Originally Posted By: tattypatty
socks. sweatpants.

No GTA5?

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#599058 - 09/18/13 09:24 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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I am not into video games at all. But I saw a commercial for it on sunday and it looks fucking awesome.
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#599063 - 09/19/13 12:03 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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^The game generated over $800,000,000 in revenue on the 1st day of the release

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#599071 - 09/19/13 07:10 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Did you buy it Alex?
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#599072 - 09/19/13 09:33 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Frye boots. Was $304 but got them for $280. I think I need to get them stretched a bit because I was in between sizes and got the smaller one.

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#599073 - 09/19/13 10:34 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: gia jordan]
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How can you afford it Gia? Have you started providing yet?
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#599076 - 09/19/13 12:28 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: tattypatty]
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Originally Posted By: tattypatty
I am not into video games at all. But I saw a commercial for it on sunday and it looks fucking awesome.


But not a second of actual gameplay.
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#599077 - 09/19/13 12:33 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Crocodile]
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Originally Posted By: Crocodile
How can you afford it Gia? Have you started providing yet?


High 200s for a pair of classic style boots I intend on keeping for many years because I take care of my possessions = not expensive.

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#599078 - 09/19/13 12:44 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Barry the Pirate]
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Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
Originally Posted By: tattypatty
I am not into video games at all. But I saw a commercial for it on sunday and it looks fucking awesome.


But not a second of actual gameplay.



Correct. And I probably never will. I just kinda don't get it (I liked the FIFA series). My buddy always has these insane games on when I come over. I am totally blown away by the graphics and the whole 'worlds' that a lotta these games (really, it's fucking incredible) have, but I just get nothing from playing them.
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#599079 - 09/19/13 01:18 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Jigaloo]
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Originally Posted By: Jigaloo
Did you buy it Alex?

No.

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#599080 - 09/19/13 01:43 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Why not?
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#599084 - 09/19/13 02:17 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Jigaloo]
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Originally Posted By: Jigaloo
Why not?

Because I bought this cologne for $18.00:



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#599099 - 09/19/13 06:23 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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For your mom when she shaves ?
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#599103 - 09/19/13 06:30 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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That stink water reminded him too much of an enema bottle to pass up.
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#599151 - 09/20/13 11:26 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: tattypatty]
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Originally Posted By: tattypatty
Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
Originally Posted By: tattypatty
I am not into video games at all. But I saw a commercial for it on sunday and it looks fucking awesome.


But not a second of actual gameplay.



Correct. And I probably never will. I just kinda don't get it (I liked the FIFA series). My buddy always has these insane games on when I come over. I am totally blown away by the graphics and the whole 'worlds' that a lotta these games (really, it's fucking incredible) have, but I just get nothing from playing them.


A lot of the appeal for me is the huge playground and the ability to pretty much do what you want. The game is almost secondary. More of my focus is robbing and stealing cars and getting chased...or playing cop.
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#599338 - 09/23/13 11:49 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Barry the Pirate]
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Just ordered 2x pairs of prescription sunglasses for $40.32 shipped. I found their 1-day sale promo coupon and decided to take advantage of it since prescription sunglasses cost a lot of money. Most of the frames, even the cheaper ones, had the cheapest lenses starting at $65.00, but the frames that I chose had the cheapest lenses that started at $10.00 [I chose them].



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#599369 - 09/23/13 10:44 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Spyderco Tenacious




I really like it so far.


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#599395 - 09/24/13 05:37 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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#599400 - 09/24/13 08:12 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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$60 for 4gb of RAM don't seem very economical. I got 8gb of quality RAM for like $45 over a year ago.
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