#601425 - 11/06/1307:10 PMRe: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Generizer]
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Originally Posted By: Generizer
While fat America suffers with high cholesterol, high blood pressure etc. I'm the complete opposite. Extremely low cholesterol levels, weak artery walls, yadda yadda even the slightest lift of blood pressure in my case caused a burst (hemorrhagic).
It's affected both sides of the family both mini and minor cases. Come to find recently, malabsorption of certain fats during assimilation, not enough enzyme production and liver doesn't produce sufficient enough hormone (cholesterol). Easy fix as I'm taking lipase (enzyme), etc. and slightly increasing my dietary habits a bit outside the box of the usual Mediterranean diet I was raised on for now.
I'm almost perfectly fine now with the exception of a few mess ups and frustrations that usually myself or someone close can notice. It's been exactly 11 months.
While most people struggle to learn what moderation is, I've learned that my lesson here is to not be such a stickler to myself. In that case:
So you need to get fat? You should start shoveling down fried chicken and clark bars, do some big butt or bbw porn
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#601541 - 11/08/1303:10 PMRe: Your Latest Purchase
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Did you go out on your own? I thought you were working for someone?
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dang brand Toasted Coconut Chips. I don't have much of a sweet tooth and rarely eat coconut, but these things are fucking amazing. 3 ingredients: coconut, cane sugar, salt.
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#601554 - 11/08/1309:51 PMRe: Your Latest Purchase
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120x rectal mercury thermometers for $81.60 [I am almost sold out on my current on-hand stock]
I also want to "try my hand" at making and selling "artisanal" butt plugs on eBay. I pretty much take your standard "el cheapo" $5.00 chrome-coated aluminum Chinese butt plug, shater the glass/"jewel" in the rear, take a cheap cabinet knob/pull, saw-off the stem, and glue it in place of the "jewel"
#601576 - 11/09/1305:13 AMRe: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Good for your Bornyo. Get dat cheddah.
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Thanks- I am. So far I've made more than the average 90's p-dub. I figure that's a good measuring stick, to make more than a whore forgoing her dignity.
This story has a bad Gawker vibe to it, but there's a lot of truth in it.
#601595 - 11/09/1302:44 PMRe: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Bornyo]
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Originally Posted By: Bornyo
Thanks- I am. So far I've made more than the average 90's p-dub. I figure that's a good measuring stick, to make more than a whore forgoing her dignity.
This story has a bad Gawker vibe to it, but there's a lot of truth in it.
#601609 - 11/09/1309:11 PMRe: Your Latest Purchase
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The new converse skate shoe, which is just a Chuck Taylor with a super comfortable insert and some ankle padding. They shoulda made these years ago.
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#601610 - 11/09/1309:12 PMRe: Your Latest Purchase
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2x ride MetroCard - $5.00 1x slice of sausage and peppers pizza at 2 Bros for $2.00 1x Pretzel Pub chicken sandwich at Wendy's for $6.30 1x strawberry kiwi Nice! 0-calorie drink at Walgreens for $0.99 19x knobs and 2x 2oz tubes of JBweld for $46.61 1x bowl of spicy chicken ramen noodles and 1x bowl of spicy shrimp ramen noodles for $0.98 2x Maruchan Teriyaki Yakisoba trays for $0.78 2x Nissin sponnable bowls [1x chicken, 1x beef] for $1.38 2x Nice! cinnamon rolls, 1x pack of Grandma's brand of choco-chip cookie PLUS 2x FREE Maruchan Teriyaki Yakisoba trays for $2.98
^each Maruchan Teriyaki Yakisoba tray was $1.89 at this Park Avenue Walgreens location, and the cashier already scanned 2x trays, so I told him to take them out, and he took them out in register's computer, but forgot to take them out of the plastic bag. I left the store without saying a word
#601612 - 11/09/1309:32 PMRe: Your Latest Purchase
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The Pretzel Pub Chicken Sandwich at Wendy's is US$6.30 JUST FOR THE SANDWICH? Holy crap. Is the combo US$7.99 or something? Eight bucks for Wendy's? The Federal Reserve quantitative easing is gobbling up your dollars much faster than I had thought.
My hourly rate of US$650 probably is going up this year over US$700 because of this.
#601613 - 11/09/1309:52 PMRe: Your Latest Purchase
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Originally Posted By: Rear Admiral
The Pretzel Pub Chicken Sandwich at Wendy's is US$6.30 JUST FOR THE SANDWICH? Holy crap. Is the combo US$7.99 or something? Eight bucks for Wendy's? The Federal Reserve quantitative easing is gobbling up your dollars much faster than I had thought.
My hourly rate of US$650 probably is going up this year over US$700 because of this.
Yeah, the meal was either $7.99 or $8.99. The sandwich was okay, but I would rather pay under $5.00 for it. The pretzel bread was more like bagel bread. Chicken was a tad-bit dry and the whole stack of ingredients was sliding left and right. But it was tasty.
#601614 - 11/09/1310:03 PMRe: Your Latest Purchase
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I always liked Wendy's myself, and their chicken sandwich is a good one. But the combo should be about US$3.99 instead of US$8.99. No wonder gas is four bucks a gallon; the dollar has lost half its value and it takes twice as many of them to buy the same shit.
The very best fast-food chicken, though, is at Chick-Fil-A.
#601615 - 11/09/1310:27 PMRe: Your Latest Purchase
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Originally Posted By: Rear Admiral
I always liked Wendy's myself, and their chicken sandwich is a good one. But the combo should be about US$3.99 instead of US$8.99. No wonder gas is four bucks a gallon; the dollar has lost half its value and it takes twice as many of them to buy the same shit.
The very best fast-food chicken, though, is at Chick-Fil-A.
It was a ghetto Wendy's near Houston street. There were 5 more white people eating there, the rest were blacks and hispanics and all staff was black. There's 1 Wendy's location in Brooklyn kinda near me - it used to be Roy Rogers before, which I miss. They had good stuff there, but it was at least 10 years ago.
#601619 - 11/09/1311:33 PMRe: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Wendy's Spicy Chicken Sandwich is the best reason to go to the place.
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Hey assholes, I'm a Wendy's shareholder now and I'm up 50% in just a few months. Only good things should be said about their revolutionary new pretzel bun products.
P.S. - Have you had a delicious Frosty lately?
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#601622 - 11/09/1311:51 PMRe: Your Latest Purchase
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Originally Posted By: Steezo
Hey assholes, I'm a Wendy's shareholder now and I'm up 50% in just a few months. Only good things should be said about their revolutionary new pretzel bun products.
P.S. - Have you had a delicious Frosty lately?
Hook me up with some free/complimentary Wendy's merchandise and free meal vouchers, nigga!
No frosty; I'm watching what I eat, since I began gymming again. Today was the day off, so its kinda like a cheat day, but I don't overdo it. 1x crunchy taco, 1/2 medium cup of Mountain Dew Baja Blast, 1x slice of pizza and the pretzel sandwich is all I ate today.
#601623 - 11/10/1312:07 AMRe: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Steezo]
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Originally Posted By: Steezo
Hey assholes, I'm a Wendy's shareholder now and I'm up 50% in just a few months. Only good things should be said about their revolutionary new pretzel bun products.
P.S. - Have you had a delicious Frosty lately?
The Frosty is the main reason to go to Wendy's. Unless that redhead girl in the commercial is off in the corner farting into Tranzer's face, saying, "Is that better?" Then there is sure comedic value in just waiting around until the girl sharts a little into Tranzer's nasal cavity.
#601624 - 11/10/1312:10 AMRe: Your Latest Purchase
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Originally Posted By: Willie D
Originally Posted By: Steezo
Hey assholes, I'm a Wendy's shareholder now and I'm up 50% in just a few months. Only good things should be said about their revolutionary new pretzel bun products.
P.S. - Have you had a delicious Frosty lately?
The Frosty is the main reason to go to Wendy's. Unless that redhead girl in the commercial is off in the corner farting into Tranzer's face, saying, "Is that better?" Then there is sure comedic value in just waiting around until the girl sharts a little into Tranzer's nasal cavity.
Wendy's had a facelift, so maybe thats why the prices went up. Cheapest item is 4x nuggets for $0.99: plain or spicy.
#601625 - 11/10/1312:24 AMRe: Your Latest Purchase
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Four nuggets for 99¢ means the price has gone up 25% because that portion used to be five nuggets. Now, the average American is not hurting for calories, so getting only four nuggets for your buck is probably for the best. But definitely the purchasing power is declining.
#601626 - 11/10/1312:26 AMRe: Your Latest Purchase
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Originally Posted By: Rear Admiral
Four nuggets for 99¢ means the price has gone up 25% because that portion used to be five nuggets. Now, the average American is not hurting for calories, so getting only four nuggets for your buck is probably for the best. But definitely the purchasing power is declining.
Some manufacturers already making packs of butter at 7-ounces. Even a common product like butter is not exempt from the shrink ray.
McD's nuggets never were [at least in the past 5-6 years] 5 for $1.00.
#601645 - 11/10/1301:17 PMRe: Your Latest Purchase
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Best value at McD's is 20nuggets for about $10. I'll eat a 10pc, then throw the other 10 in the fridge for the next day. They reheat well in a toaster oven.
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#601646 - 11/10/1301:21 PMRe: Your Latest Purchase
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Best value at McD's is 20nuggets for about $10. I'll eat a 10pc, then throw the other 10 in the fridge for the next day. They reheat well in a toaster oven.
The best value is when these 20 for $10 nuggets are on promo at 40 per $10. This way its 2x better since you are getting 2x more nuggets.
McNuggets are the best [especially when dipped in their honey mustard sauce].
#601650 - 11/10/1302:23 PMRe: Your Latest Purchase
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20pc are $5? huh? I though it was $10. The 10pc are like $6, no?
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#601664 - 11/10/1308:16 PMRe: Your Latest Purchase
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I don't think I've eaten 10 McNuggets in my entire life.(and I'm a fat fuck)
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#601706 - 11/11/1310:25 PMRe: Your Latest Purchase
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Originally Posted By: faceblaster
I don't think I've eaten 10 McNuggets in my entire life.(and I'm a fat fuck)
This pink shit is used in cheap $1.99-$2.49 [and also the ones that go up to $5.99] per pound nuggets, especially ones that coe in yellow foam tray. McNuggets are made from whole meat, not from paste. Break apart 1 McNugget and 1 CheapNugget and you will see that McNugget breaks with its innards being kinda rectangular, like whole meat, and CheapNuggets break with innard consistency being porous and circular.
Nothing beats the taste of McD's McNuggets: they are the best. THE BEST!, I tell you!
#601712 - 11/12/1312:13 AMRe: Your Latest Purchase
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KFC popcorn chicken had the McNugget beat. I don't know why they stopped selling the stuff.
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#601713 - 11/12/1312:15 AMRe: Your Latest Purchase
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
KFC popcorn chicken had the McNugget beat. I don't know why they stopped selling the stuff.
It was good stuff [I bought the small and mediums ones a couple of times] but they don't sell it near me for at least 5 years. The amount of popcorns per bag was miniscule though.
#601761 - 11/13/1311:26 AMRe: Your Latest Purchase
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Cheap ass stretchy gloves (murder gloves as my friend calls them). long sleeve undershirt. It's cold in the D....
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#601896 - 11/16/1305:12 AMRe: Your Latest Purchase
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Bunch of stuff at Target and at nearby PathMark, including 140-load box of Surf detergent for $11.99, some potato boxes by Betty Crocker for $1.00 each, Campbells gravy cans for $0.49 each plus more stuff.
#601913 - 11/16/1312:31 PMRe: Your Latest Purchase
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Super grippy silicone jell cover for the cellphone.
28 cents on Amazon.com.
Some enterprising Panzer could buy a shitload of those and mark them up a couple of bucks.
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#601917 - 11/16/1301:42 PMRe: Your Latest Purchase
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They are ripe to be silk screened w/ knocked off logos and resold for $10 & free shipping.
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#601922 - 11/16/1302:06 PMRe: Your Latest Purchase
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Shipping was 1.50
Another vendor sells them for 2 bucks with free shipping.
Get busy Alex.
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#601924 - 11/16/1302:58 PMRe: Your Latest Purchase
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What phone was it you bought? That S4 mini?
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