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I'm between 34 and 36 too smut so don't feel bad, we can soon start talking about how things were so much better back in the day



A couple of months ago someone asked my why I don't rest my wrists on the keyboard when I type. I replied that I learned on a manual typrwriter.

Response: "What's a manual typewriter?"
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"All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."