When I still shuffled of this mortal coil I dreaded Thanksgiving. Where to go, who would take me, would they notice the ankle bracelet. . .

I hope all of you perverts and degenerates have someplace to safely land this Thanksgiving, even if it's your local soup kitchen because you lost your job because of your porn addiction . .

We have much to be thankful for. Like in the new movie "Bad Santa 2" Billy Bob Thorton nails this Ginger piece of trim right next to the dumpster. I mean this should give some hope to Ryan Knox, he fucken lives in that dumpster cause he a hobosexual.

I know most of you are totally antisocial. Fuck Jerkey is unusual here because he actually was allowed to breed and someone might give a shit if he died. Even if it was because no-one was buying Jerkey Jr. Grand Theft Felony 6, the butt pirate edition.

Nope, most of you are probably dining alone this year, except for Gia who is probably on her fifth hebe of the year. Love ya babe, can't ya tell.

I'm plastered pretty good, but as the beer commercial says: "I love ya man" and keep the fuck away from my six pack, cause it's hard to score food stamps when you're dead, just saying.

Lastly, Windsock I hope you die in a fire because you are a self absorbed piece of shit who feels he has to inflict multiple piece of shit posts on us daily. Clue to Windsock, it doesn't make us like you, it only makes us hope that you get brutally raped in prison after your next drunk driving arrest.

In conclusion, to quote the famous editorial by Larry Corra about H&K, "because you suck and we hate you!" Keep up the good work!

Jake Malone's Ghost

Nice try. But like Norwood Vee, you missed wide right.

Look it up.

Why single me out for vitriol and not someone like, say, jimchoss? Is it because I spam the board and have never been gimp boxed? That's not a good enough reason in this context, sir. I suspect there is more going on here than meets the eye. I am not that bad.

I had to watch that game on a friggen Watchman in the back of a VW Bus driving back to New York from DC because none of my fellow college-aged douchebags had coin left to go to a bar and do it properly. Still one of the best football moments I've ever seen.

Happy Thanksgiving, folks.

Spent the fay at my sister's. Hammered the apps and only ate a little of the actual meal. Had 5 beers, a double flusher dump and a nap. Working on a coffee while waiting for dessert. Then i'll be drinking again.

P.S. you guys could all breed, ya just havent found a broad as crazy as i did to incubate my seed full term.

Geez dude there's enough vitriol for you AND Jim Choss. It's not a contest.