Charin's been gimped until next Friday for that photo.

No, I died briefly but was resuscitated. If not for medical science and luck I would still be dead.

Maybe you are dead and this is hell?

No way!! It sort of didn't belong in Porn Talk, but it is what it is. I respecfully and sincerely ask you guys to reconsider.

There is little to no arguing with Jig about his Gimpings. I tried once, and when I saw the look in his eyes, I feared I would be Gimped myself, for insolence. All I do know is try to remember when the release date is and gently remind him.

I suggest we make the gimp thread lively while Chuck is there.

I think a one-day symbolic gimp would have been appropriate and sufficient, especially because it's the "fuck you, cancer" talking, and join this request. He's not being Sm@rtt, Jig.

I also respectfully and sincerely suggest the thread be moved to AWOP, where it belongs.

Yeah his ancient pecker is definitely in AWOP. I'd post mine if it weren't for the oncoming little bird with a turntleneck in a nest jokes that would follow.

If you post yer dick, I'm going to lock you into a tranny thread w/ Panzer and Christian.

Lol don't worry. Not gonna happen.

PET-CT TUMOR IMAGING SKULL BASE TO THIGH, PET-BRAIN POST WB (COUNT/NR)

CLINICAL INDICATION: The patient is a 57-year-old male with a history of sigmoid resection in 2007 4 moderately differentiated adenocarcinoma. Fine-needle aspiration of a rectal mass performed on 20/2/2014 demonstrated adenocarcinoma. The patient completed chemoradiation 2/20/2015 followed by colectomy 4/10/2015 or there was no evidence of malignancy in the rectum or sigmoid colon and no evidence in the sampled lymph nodes. Tissue from the left lateral wall did demonstrate malignant glandular cells. PET/CT is requested for restaging.

COMPARISON: CT of the thorax/abdomen/pelvis 3/11/2016, MRI of the abdomen 1/8/2015, CT of the abdomen/pelvis 11/10/2014

TECHNIQUE: The patient was studied in a fasting state and 11.5 mCi of fluorine 18 labeled deoxyglucose was given intravenously. The patient's blood sugar was 98 mg/dL at the time of injection. Approximately 60 minutes post injection, tomographic imaging from the vertex through the thighs was performed. A low dose CT scan was acquired for attenuation correction and anatomic localization of the PET images. The CT scan portion of the study is not for diagnostic purposes. No contrast agent was given and no breath hold technique was performed. A separate referral should be made if a diagnostic CT is required.

FINDINGS: There is normal FDG uptake seen throughout the cerebrum, cerebellum, and basal ganglia without focal abnormality in the brain. High physiologic background FDG uptake within the cortical gray matter limits the sensitivity of PET for detection of metastatic disease in the brain.

There is no evidence of malignancy seen in the nasopharynx, oropharynx, larynx, or bilaterally in the cervical and supraclavicular regions. The thyroid gland is grossly normal in appearance.

Normal FDG uptake is seen bilaterally in the lungs without evidence of hypermetabolic or noncalcified nodules. A subcentimeter calcified granuloma is seen in the right lower lobe. There are no pleural pericardial effusions. There is no evidence of malignancy seen in the mediastinum, bilateral hilar regions, bilateral axillary regions, or throughout the remainder of the thorax and bilateral upper cavities. Non-FDG avid calcified right hilar and mediastinal lymph nodes are consistent with a history of granulomatous disease. A chemotherapy port is seen in the right anterior chest wall with a right internal jugular central venous catheter tip ending in the SVC. Multivessel coronary calcifications are noted.

There is no evidence of malignancy seen in the stomach, liver, spleen, pancreas, adrenals, or abdominal, pelvic, and inguinal nodal stations. A right pleural calcified mass demonstrates no increased FDG uptake is unchanged when compared to prior studies, most consistent with a benign process. Punctate calcifications within liver and spleen are consistent with prior history of granulomatous disease. Postsurgical changes are seen consistent with a recent ventral abdominal incision and hemicolectomy. Mild increased FDG uptake is seen surrounding the sutures in the rectal stump an ileostomy is seen in the left lower quadrant.

Normal FDG uptake is seen throughout the visualized osseous structures without suspicious sclerotic or lytic lesions on CT to suggest evidence of osseous malignant involvement.

Impression
1. There is no definite evidence of malignancy.
2. Mild FDG uptake surrounding sutures in the rectal stump are within the limits of inflammatory postoperative changes, however a small component of residual viable malignancy cannot be completely excluded and attention is recommended this region on followup studies.

so you're good? awesome.

Yep and thank you for not posting another dick pic. lol

Honestly, I was expecting the worst after that pic. It seemed like the kind of thing someone would do after they've given up hope and just stopped caring about everything.

Was probably just a stage in the coping process.

Halfway through my XELOX chemotherapy. This is oral Xeloda, two weeks on one off, with Oxaliplatin infusions at the beginning of each cycle. I'm tolerating it well. Tomorrow is infusion five of eight total. I'm guessing then a PET scan to verify our victory.

Becoming an AA old-timer - don't drink and don't die.

Latest CT scan:



It's been a journey. I had a hernia the size of a baseball from where they cut me open. They cut me again and put in a bunch of mesh, surgeon said I was like Swiss cheese. Rough recovery from that one.

I still have neuropathy from the oxialpalatin. Feet and fingertips are partly numb.

Life with the colostomy is going O.K. I irrigate every two days, like a giant enema through the stoma. Panzerific. But I can wear a mini-bag and have no output between irrigations. I can do about anything I did before.

All the cancer is gone and I lived through it. Good to have a healthy prognosis.

Good luck, Chuck! You're kind of like the doormat in front of my house that's shredding and falling apart, but I don't want to throw it away until it's completely useless. You'll get there someday!

Will you ever get to take a real shit again? Did they sew your asshole closed? Can you have whores lick your ass after three days with no shower, guilt free?

I'm sewn up a couple inches in. It is permanent.

Ouch, pretty good trade off though I'd say.

Ha!

One year from surgery.



Kicked cancer's ass again!

Didn't they sew your asshole shut?

Congrats on the good news.

Old perv is 2-0 vs cancer. God bless.

Good news!

You belong in the I can eat glass thread. Congrats!

^ I'm pretty sure shards of glass inside of a colostomy bag would lead to a quite a mess.

This is a Panzer question. How do you fart if your asshole is sewn shut?

My rectum is closed up about 1.5 inches in. I pass gas through my stoma. I pass some mucus from my anus every 3-4 days. Every morning I infuse about 2 liters of warm water into my colon, and have no output during the day. I wear a mini-pouch.

Test results from Friday - CEA (marker for colon cancer) <0.5 ng/ml, PSA (marker for prostrate cancer) 0.42 ng/ml (abnormal is above 4.0). CAT scan in 3 months. Oncologist upped my Lyrica for neuropathy to 100 mg 3 times a day. All good news.

Congrats, Chuck.

Glad yer gonna live to see the Injuns win a title.

Cool news. Does that lyrica give you a bit of a feeling of having smoked a joint? I took it for a while and it did that to me.

I don't seem to get any side effects from Lyrica.

Nice to hear.

Good to hear, Chuck.

Great to hear.

You are a tough guy.

I feel so alone down here! Even though it's Halloween!

Good news! Congratulations.

(Why is this in the General Porno Talk category?)

3rd time's the charm:



Biopsy confirms this new tumor is malignant. I see radiation tomorrow and the surgeon Wednesday to see what they can do.

Sorry to hear that, Chuck. Hang tough.

Fuck sorry dude. You got this shit.

sorry to read this, chuck. hoping the best for you.

cunt cancer!

Sorry man. Am I reading it right that it hasn't spread much though? Maybe able to get it all this time.

Radiation Man says he can zap it dead in 5 treatments, but it will probably reappear somewhere else.

Sorry to hear that Chuck. But honestly though, do you really even have any ass left at this point? No pics please, btw.

Hope it goes away without taking too much more of you.