Bush is now projected to win re-election. It may be messy in the next few days but nothing compared to just one bukkake scene. There will be plenty of people pissing and moaning, but it's in the books now. Possession is 9/10's of the law, and Bush is already keeping his shorts at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. One day, if you own some rental property and try to evict someone you'll know just how much that means.

The re-election is all part of the plan to keep porn out of the mainstream. I called Carl Rove a week or so back and explained the situation to him. I gave him the link to this thread, a few stats on porn's effect on the economy, and sent him some pre-release dvds. He called me back 2 days later and said "fugitaboudit" in the way that says "W loved the flicks and hears your pain". So I quit worrying. (An aside here... were Kerry elected, a source told me his people were already in talks to let Vivid film scenes in the Lincoln Bedroom). I can't verify but was told Ashcroft and Co. will pressure corporate advertisers to stop corporate placements in porn flicks.

So, as soon as all the recounts are tabulated all true porn fans can relax for four more years.