A little knowledge is a dangerous thing. A coworker of mine was discussing the Jenna Jameson book, which it seems every hip liberated city trixie a la Carly Milne must now purchase and read like Holy Scripture (it's easily the Bridget Jones Diary of the year!)

Anyway, they were talking about how she was "best new starlet when she was only 19!" I had to resist the urge to blurt out "Oh yeah, she's a fucking prodigy. They usually don't get 'Best Cherry Rosebud' or "Best Tonsil Milkshake" Award until their 20!" But that would have blown my secret pornoman identity.

This beast needs to be shot full of holes and put to rest. Kill porn!