We once thought that consumer demand drove the free market. Then porn came along and we now know better. For the last 30 years a group of sexless old Jewish men with liverspots instead of eyes have shoveled this crap down our throats. Case in point: Sharon Mitchell's career. As in, why the hell did that human aardvark ever have one?

I join my voice to the Furious Monkey, slamming the podium with my shoe like a drunk Nikita Khrushchev. Porn needs a good round of persecution to weed out the speculators, the trust fund babies and the third rate Hollywood lawyers who thought it'd be easier to get laid to go into this business. The risk will drive out all but the naturally perverted and the mafia who will keep things nice and dirty.