This is just a bump because this thread is far too important to ignore.

If this trend is allowed to continue we'll have Jenna Jameson action figures, Gen Padova shilling facial creams that are effective for removing cum during afternoon soaps, Melissa Lauren selling Fleet Enemas during the CBS News and Belladonna selling massengale disposable douche during Good Morning America.

Porno chicks, (no dudes, as they will remain life support systems for cocks), will become regular guests on the Dr. Phil Show, giving relationship advice. Oprah will select Jenna's new book for her book of the month club. Ron Jeremy will, God forbid, get a regular TV Show.

What we are faced with here is the dumbing down of American porn, and we can't stand still for that. We need people on the cutting edge; people that aren't afraid to appeal to the likes of a Simp.

When viewed in this light, Ashcroft may be all that's currently keeping porn outside the boundaries of mainstream society.

Wait a minute, we already have Jenna action figures...