You take delight in a fellow mammal dislocating its limbs desperately trying to get unstuck from your trap and claim it isn't sadistic? What level of deliberate cruelty qualifies as sadism in your cretinous noggin? You're a despicable motherfucker, motherfucker. I'd like to coat a Slip n Slide with gallons of crazy glue and knock your nude ass down upon it. Then Jeff Mike's out of work bukkake boys would semenboard you into unconsciousness. Prick.