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#64179 - 10/18/04 07:09 PM
Furious Monkey calls for Porn Shake Up
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Porn Jesus
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I just read on fayners site that news has spread to not hang around fayner because it reflects badly on them, you might remember the same shit was said about porn stars who like to communicate with their fans on porn forums, well this has set me right off. Before i get into this rant i will post what fayner posted at the bottom of this thread.
Okay im calling for it now, porn needs a shake up , a fucking serious one and quick. people are taking themselves way too seriously and drug riddled starlets think they have the right to say who other starlets should and shouldn't hang around, how much and where they should post, which radio shows they should and shouldn't do. I say fuck that, we the fans and people in charge of porn media DICTATE what we want from the stars not the other way around, we need some people to start posting some serious dirt on the main offenders of the unspoken rules of porn star educate. I mean go old school luke ford on them, these people are being protected, they are RUINING porn. Enough is a fucking NUFFFFFF. Monkey is calling for it and if those in charge of porn gossip sites don't start doing something about it and keep laying back and taking it in the ass garfield style then monkey will have to come out and do something about it, its fucking bullshit. Porn is popular because its taboo, they are trying to make it a clean cut corporate set up, porn will never be that, stop trying to get the stars to try and act like professional main stream stars, it isn't supposed to happen and won't if we put an end to it now. Hypocrites and parasites, i call on you, we need you now more then ever, we need the dirty, the dodgy and the stuff that titters along the edge of truth and we need lots of it, we have to keep these people honest , because if we don't all fucking hell will break lose and the porn we love will be no more, it will be replaced, with strategically placed coke cans and cereal boxes, advertisement sex, im calling on you all, we need to fight this shit.
FUCK ADT
FUCK VIVID
FUCK PROFESSIONALISM
FUCK BILL OREILY
FUCK CLUB JENNA, TERA AND KRYSTAL
FUCK JESSE JANE
FUCK KSEX
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Fayner Posts: I was on the phone last night with a porn honey we won't name 'cause I already feel like I've done so much damage to her reputation and don't wanna cause her any lose of work or a surprise intervention by her friends.
Truthfully, I've only hung out with her twice, once when someone called me up and asked if I could score her some candy. I only knew her name, never had the pleasure of meeting her until that night when she came over and chilled for a while with me.
The other time we got together was for an industry party some time ago. We didn't fuck, didn't cuddle, I didn't even get my mandatory hummer from this babe. I'm not sure, but we most definitely used stimulants in both of our encounters. It's nothing new for people in the smut racket though, is it? I didn't think so.
So she tells me last night that she got reprimanded by some of her friends for stepping up to the plate and going full-force with me like I always end up doing, something I learned from the Captain of the Narcotic All Star team Tony Testa.
"You shouldn't be hanging out with Fayner!" I think she told me one of her friends told her. "He's way out of control, I mean, you read the shit he writes on the site, right? He's literally minutes away from a never-ending dirt nap and here you are gallivanting in public with him. It's time to re-evaluate some things, don't you think?"
In my defense it must be mentioned that I have no real job, no responsibility and it's basically my nature to go at it like a wild boar with a thorn stuck in his ball sac at every opportunity with no concern for my health and reputation.
So, to review, a porno actress that does the most sinful acts on video for money can somehow have her reputation tarnished by just being seen with me. I mean, if it was a librarian I'd understand, but how does partying with me trash an already shitty reputation of being a sleazy whore?
Inquiring minds want to know.
And yeah, my deepest apologies to that fine chick who got in trouble for my evil ways. If it helps, she couldn't keep up at all. I'm surprised no one chewed me out for her novice ways fucking with my reputation. Now that would have been funny, don't cha think?
Edited by smelly monkey (10/18/04 07:11 PM)
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#64180 - 10/18/04 08:14 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Come on people, you are all happy to respond to far less important posts yet this actually has some meaning behind it, i know people in the industry who read here know what im talking about and must have some feelings one way or the other show the balls of inflated vagina lips and respond with your thoughts because being quiet and going along with the crowd sure as hell isn't working.
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#64181 - 10/18/04 08:22 PM
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Demon Spawn
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I've only hung out with her twice, once when someone called me up and asked if I could score her some candy.
The washed up dealer/bard is being ousted by drugged up whores. That's almost lower than Swami. Terrible, just terrible.
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#64182 - 10/18/04 09:30 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I am going to name names of people i think are responsible at least one way or another in the destruction of porn
Jilly Kelly
adt's steph
Carly Milne
JENNA JAMESON (without a doubt)
CEO of vivid (name slips my mind)
Gen Padova
AVN (without a doubt in my mind whatsoever, number 1 offenders)
Jesse Jane
Dozier Law
Paul Cambria
I will name more names as they come to light, please feel free to contact my privately by private message if you wish for the truth to be heard while remaining nameless.
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#64183 - 10/19/04 07:03 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
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 It's been approx. 36 hours since my last visit to the board. I believe Fayner is speaking of Teagan. There was a rumor that she let him blow coke up her ass through a straw. Taylor Rain mentioned it in her interview in the latest Un-Natural Sex vid. I wonder who this friend is that said this to her. How fucking self righteous can a porn whore be? Christ. BTW,  and pound the coke up into her throat. That sounds a bit violent. Not sorry. 
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#64185 - 10/19/04 01:07 PM
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I caught what U said...  Monkey...not funny I'd expect better humor from U & Fagoto, it's good to C I am in Your head so much that U even have a quote of Me in Your message....U fag
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#64187 - 10/19/04 02:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Ladies this is a serious post, so can you please keep the garfield insult ones to the garfield insult posts located in other parts of the cage please. Thank you.
John, the comment is withdrawn, it wasn't supposed to be an insult to you but how much people in porn fear the iron fist that rules it by non important people who like to run a strict program and i won't stand by and let that happen. I will use what little voice i have in the hopes others will use their little voice until we work our way upto a talk and then eventually a shout, Lets do this people. Grassroots here.
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#64188 - 10/19/04 05:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
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This is just a bump because this thread is far too important to ignore.
If this trend is allowed to continue we'll have Jenna Jameson action figures, Gen Padova shilling facial creams that are effective for removing cum during afternoon soaps, Melissa Lauren selling Fleet Enemas during the CBS News and Belladonna selling massengale disposable douche during Good Morning America.
Porno chicks, (no dudes, as they will remain life support systems for cocks), will become regular guests on the Dr. Phil Show, giving relationship advice. Oprah will select Jenna's new book for her book of the month club. Ron Jeremy will, God forbid, get a regular TV Show.
What we are faced with here is the dumbing down of American porn, and we can't stand still for that. We need people on the cutting edge; people that aren't afraid to appeal to the likes of a Simp.
When viewed in this light, Ashcroft may be all that's currently keeping porn outside the boundaries of mainstream society.
Wait a minute, we already have Jenna action figures...
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#64189 - 10/19/04 07:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
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This is just a bump because this thread is far too important to ignore.
If this trend is allowed to continue we'll have Jenna Jameson action figures, Gen Padova shilling facial creams that are effective for removing cum during afternoon soaps, Melissa Lauren selling Fleet Enemas during the CBS News and Belladonna selling massengale disposable douche during Good Morning America.
Porno chicks, (no dudes, as they will remain life support systems for cocks), will become regular guests on the Dr. Phil Show, giving relationship advice. Oprah will select Jenna's new book for her book of the month club. Ron Jeremy will, God forbid, get a regular TV Show.
What we are faced with here is the dumbing down of American porn, and we can't stand still for that. We need people on the cutting edge; people that aren't afraid to appeal to the likes of a Simp.
When viewed in this light, Ashcroft may be all that's currently keeping porn outside the boundaries of mainstream society.
Wait a minute, we already have Jenna action figures...
This is only one facet of what could happen and it scares the shit out of me. Its disturbing because it could be true we are making baby steps in that direction, 2 people i mentioned have contacted me, they want the monkey silenced, i will tell you what i told them.
I WILL SHOUT, SHOUT AND SHOUT IT ALOUD. THIS MONKEY WILL NOT BE BOUGHT, IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH THEN STAY OUT OF THE CAGE. WORD.
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#64190 - 10/20/04 03:57 AM
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Porn Jesus
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No one from the industry has posted anything to this, infact i like to use the term avoided it like the black plague, which i can understand risking your career and living to help the monkey prove a point isn't a smart move, BUT it would be great if a few people posted under a ID that has nothing to do with who they are as a anonymous poster to let us all know your thoughts one way or the other about what is happening in porn, the unspoken rules stars have to follow and who is yelling these orders down the line, we all know its happening, everyone knows, we just like a little insight to who is responsible and if i have blow this out of proportion or if i haven't said enough, love monkey.
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#64191 - 10/20/04 04:39 AM
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Porn Jesus
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As long as we're naming names, I don't think the contributions of the likes of Charlie Sheen can go unmentioned. He's dated a few porn girls, and probably helped introduce them to mainstream celeb society. Also, some of these rockers such as Tommy Lee probably impose strict codes of conduct on the porn girls they date.
Money wasn't enough for the girls, now they're after fame.
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#64193 - 10/20/04 07:50 AM
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Demon Spawn
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Money wasn't enough for the girls, now they're after fame.
Wasn't that the point for most of these whores contract or otherwise. A whore doesn't just stick her face in front of a camera for money. If they just wanted money they would marry the first fat wallet they layed there eyes on.
These girls want to be sexy starlets; misterious and all that shit. They want the world to see how sexually superiour and beautiful they are. They want immortality.
"We were raised on television to believe that we'd all be millionares, movie gods, rock stars, but we won't. And we're starting to figure that out." - Tyler Durden
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#64194 - 10/20/04 09:43 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Monstar & Chickenmaster, you two are blindly following the sweet trail of candy corn that is leading to Porn's destruction. What is so bad is that you may not even be aware of it. Here's a little reminder, from Smelly's opening post in this thread:
"Porn is popular because its taboo, they are trying to make it a clean cut corporate set up, porn will never be that, stop trying to get the stars to try and act like professional main stream stars, it isn't supposed to happen and won't if we put an end to it now. Hypocrites and parasites, i call on you, we need you now more then ever, we need the dirty, the dodgy and the stuff that titters along the edge of truth and we need lots of it, we have to keep these people honest , because if we don't all fucking hell will break lose and the porn we love will be no more, it will be replaced, with strategically placed coke cans and cereal boxes, advertisement sex, im calling on you all, we need to fight this shit."
If you're not going to be part of the salvation of this industry, then at least step aside and let those of us who are concerned roll our sleeves up and get to work.
Next time you want to post something all touchy feely like those last two posts remember: "First, Do no harm"
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#64195 - 10/20/04 10:03 AM
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Demon Spawn
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Next time you want to post something all touchy feely like those last two posts remember: "First, Do no harm"
Jesus, I didn't think my post was that touchy feely you fucking fuck. Porno is not taboo anymore. I don't know anyone anymore that wont admit to watching porn and if anyone does everyone knows they are lying. Do you think these guys are making millions because its fucking taboo you shithead? Fuck you, fuck monkey and fuck your useless one thread crusade. Was that too touchy feely for you? 
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#64196 - 10/20/04 10:11 AM
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Demon Spawn
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"First, Do no harm"
Ohh by the way, I'm into meatholes and insex so I doubt I'm one of the types that supports whores being starlets. I think my statements about them was pretty middle of the road. I was just stating what I think they think of themselves.
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#64197 - 10/20/04 10:19 AM
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Porn Jesus
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"First, Do no harm"
Ohh by the way, -snip, snip, snip- I was just stating what I think they think of themselves.
Hey man, don't backpedal on me now
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#64198 - 10/20/04 10:22 AM
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Demon Spawn
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"First, Do no harm"
Ohh by the way, -snip, snip, snip- I was just stating what I think they think of themselves.
Hey man, don't backpedal on me now
Backpedal? WTF, I hope smartt and kyoto double team your ass with chainmail condoms.
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#64199 - 10/20/04 10:34 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Backpedal? WTF, I hope smartt and kyoto double team your ass with chainmail condoms.
As do they, likely. Your chemical imbalance is getting boring.
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#64200 - 10/20/04 10:37 AM
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Demon Spawn
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Backpedal? WTF, I hope smartt and kyoto double team your ass with chainmail condoms.
As do they, likely. Your chemical imbalance is getting boring.
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#64203 - 10/21/04 06:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Thanks arab. I think if enough people voice these concerns then the people pulling the strings will hear about it and start to pull back, but we need to stand together as one to keep porn was the dirt thats needed.
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#64205 - 10/21/04 07:56 PM
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Demon Spawn
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They usually don't get 'Best Cherry Rosebud' or "Best Tonsil Milkshake" Award until their 20!"
That's gold arab.
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#64206 - 10/26/04 03:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
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The cause is too important, the consequences too dire. This thread remains in, at minimum, the top 6 when you view the monkeycage.
If we don't stand together, E! and the Enquirer will be sending helicopters out to film Fayner and Taylor's renewal of vows, and that's just not right.
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#64207 - 10/26/04 04:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Agreed, i saw fayner on a hidden cmaera show, i couldn't believe it.
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#64211 - 11/02/04 07:32 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Bush is now projected to win re-election. It may be messy in the next few days but nothing compared to just one bukkake scene. There will be plenty of people pissing and moaning, but it's in the books now. Possession is 9/10's of the law, and Bush is already keeping his shorts at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. One day, if you own some rental property and try to evict someone you'll know just how much that means.
The re-election is all part of the plan to keep porn out of the mainstream. I called Carl Rove a week or so back and explained the situation to him. I gave him the link to this thread, a few stats on porn's effect on the economy, and sent him some pre-release dvds. He called me back 2 days later and said "fugitaboudit" in the way that says "W loved the flicks and hears your pain". So I quit worrying. (An aside here... were Kerry elected, a source told me his people were already in talks to let Vivid film scenes in the Lincoln Bedroom). I can't verify but was told Ashcroft and Co. will pressure corporate advertisers to stop corporate placements in porn flicks.
So, as soon as all the recounts are tabulated all true porn fans can relax for four more years.
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#64213 - 11/03/04 08:16 AM
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Porn Jesus
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One day, if you own some rental property and try to evict someone you'll know just how much that means.
HMMMMMMMM, im interested to know what side of the fence you are on with this comment. I feel bad for smartt.
I'm on the side of good porn and landlords. I feel bad for smartt, too, on general principle. Why do you?
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#547467 - 03/16/12 02:29 AM
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Porn Jesus
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It's good to know something I said made such an impression on you to the extent you formed a memory and assembled a little visualization. That right there is flattery in it's sincerest form.
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