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#408523 - 04/25/09 11:13 PM Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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shameless bump because I hate how XPT is so boring lately!



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#408524 - 04/25/09 11:19 PM Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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#408525 - 04/25/09 11:22 PM Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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Evidently, Mr. Moore lurks xpt and tried copying the famous Taylor Rain pic.
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#408526 - 04/25/09 11:31 PM Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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no I made him do it. I said "please, just make me pretty like Taylor Rain"


Does anybody recommend any old threads for me to lurk on? I've already read the Lisa Ann "option" thread and the AC-Life as a fanboy thread.
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#408527 - 04/25/09 11:53 PM Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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Quote:


Does anybody recommend any old threads for me to lurk on?



Peeve: You left me hangin, fangirl! Now, click it and tell me a GOOD story, details and all yes?


Other peeve of the week:
The gay bank teller asked me "if it sucked my birthday was so close to X-Mas?" I replied, "of course not I don't give a fuck about X-Mas!" (I was pissed off from something else that day) He responded, "Oh yeah, you're Jewish..."

This was my face: :

This was his:

This was more funny than peeveworthy, but man, that fuckin flamer had some balls to fingerblast me like that...


Also his face: 8==D
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#408528 - 04/26/09 12:04 AM Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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^^^eww speaking of banks and Rodney Moore, last time I went to Wells Fargo to cash his check, the sweaty dude behind the counter totally knew what "Rodnievision" was and started giving me "the look"

Electro I am working on your love letter in another window right now. xo
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#408529 - 04/26/09 12:30 AM Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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Quote:

"Oh yeah, you're Jewish..."






do you have a berg, stein, gold or silver in your last name or what?

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#408530 - 04/26/09 12:49 AM Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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Electro, did you have a Bat Mitzvah?
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#408531 - 04/26/09 12:57 AM Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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Coke, I believe you can send her a belated Bat Mitzvah gift via her Amazon Wish List...
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#408532 - 04/26/09 01:01 AM Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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Coke, I believe you can send her a belated Bat Mitzvah gift via her Amazon Wish List...




that could eat into the amount I had budgeted to spend on you, Marley
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#408533 - 04/26/09 01:08 AM Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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Coke, I hope you're serious because Bree isn't the only one who wants this
::hint hint::
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#408534 - 04/26/09 02:10 AM Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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Quote:

Quote:

"Oh yeah, you're Jewish..."






do you have a berg, stein, gold or silver in your last name or what?





Stein and Berg! Steinberg.

Mini peeve: everytime I see this thread I think it says "Pet Pervs/The ones that make you MAD!!" Thread it, Marley!
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#408535 - 04/26/09 07:48 AM Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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^^^eww speaking of banks and Rodney Moore, last time I went to Wells Fargo to cash his check, the sweaty dude behind the counter totally knew what "Rodnievision" was and started giving me "the look"

Electro I am working on your love letter in another window right now. xo



Hey it was really hot that day and I was working my ass off. AND maybe I was giving you "that look" was because your tit was hanging out of your tube top.
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#408536 - 04/26/09 01:57 PM Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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Quote:

no I made him do it. I said "please, just make me pretty like Taylor Rain"


Does anybody recommend any old threads for me to lurk on? I've already read the Lisa Ann "option" thread and the AC-Life as a fanboy thread.



I think our careers are mirroring each others!! Every time you post about a site or person you've shot for I think "hey..I did that one too!!"lolol

Porns a small world I know,but still odd for 2 girls as far apart in age as we are to have done so many of the same shoots!

How was your Rodney shoot? He's a trip and I fell in love with his cat,even though she scratched me by accident.
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#408537 - 04/26/09 03:39 PM Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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^^^I know, that is weird. Kinda like being scheduled to fuck the same guy 3 times in a week. Happens a lot. Anyway Rodney's a cool guy. He's shot me like 4 times or something like that. I loooove his wolfie-cat! That cat actually looked exactly like my cat I had growing up, so it hit a soft spot for me.

Corndog, I know I can be really bitchy in public, and you couldn't help the fact that the AC went out that day, but pleeease don't post my real name out of spite!
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#408538 - 04/26/09 06:21 PM Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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^^^I know, that is weird. Kinda like being scheduled to fuck the same guy 3 times in a week. Happens a lot. Anyway Rodney's a cool guy. He's shot me like 4 times or something like that. I loooove his wolfie-cat! That cat actually looked exactly like my cat I had growing up, so it hit a soft spot for me.

Corndog, I know I can be really bitchy in public, and you couldn't help the fact that the AC went out that day, but pleeease don't post my real name out of spite!




Being in banking, I know firsthand the penalty for early withdrawal so let me make a deposit and if you show alittle interest we can forget this whole thing
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#408539 - 04/26/09 08:29 PM Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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How was your Rodney shoot? He's a trip and I fell in love with his cat,even though she scratched me by accident.





Rodney FTW....





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#408540 - 04/27/09 04:57 AM Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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WOW, this is golden!!




Tell me about it. I cut off the part where he asked me if I remembered the '89 earthquake. I was two fucking years old in '89. So no, I don't.




He takes credit for it, its a pick up line that has worked for him twice.

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#408541 - 05/08/09 01:53 AM Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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Peeves:

Being "ditched" for a Halo tournament.

Having a hard penis shoved in my face while I try to read a good book. It was a REALLY GOOD book!

Halo makes me mad!



Edited by electrostatic (05/08/09 01:54 AM)
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#408542 - 06/18/09 04:09 PM Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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When people on the internet who use "ding ding ding" to express agreement with something said.
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#408543 - 06/18/09 08:49 PM Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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People that light up cigarettes in my house. Do you see any ashtrays, idiot? Sure go ahead and smoke. I hope you don't mind that I will constantly fart in your face since you have to light up.
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#408544 - 07/21/09 09:47 AM Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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Every single one of the ESPN channels. They have some of the ugliest whores to ever talk about sports.
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#408545 - 07/21/09 10:12 AM Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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Retarded conheads wearing spandex who blow through stop signs on their bicycles because they think they are entitled to ignore the rules of the road. Fucking piece of shit snob assholes!!
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#408546 - 07/22/09 01:22 AM Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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* When people lie about good things happening to them.

* When people lie and don't do a very good job at it. Esp. if it looks like they're not even trying.

* When people get to the point where they're outing personal information about someone on a porn board to protect their "position". You know you've fucking lost it, taking the whole thing way too damn seriously.

* Snobs and slobs.

* People who don't bother getting to know someone before they decide to piss all over them.

* When people say "I have a black belt in..." That doesn't guarantee you can kick my ass, it only means you test well.

* When guys ask how much I weigh.

* When people want to talk about money.

* "I have a degree in ..." or just bragging in general.

* When people on Family Feud wear matching outfits.

* The Price Is Right minus Bob Barker.

* When my cousin says "I'd never do porn, I am above that." or "Why do you look at that stuff?".



That's it for now. But there IS more.


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#408547 - 07/22/09 01:41 AM Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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* When people lie about good things happening to them.





Like someone who likes to lay out in the hamptons?

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#408548 - 07/22/09 02:07 AM Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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Something like that, Monks.

Or like...

Idiot: "I model now."

Me: "Really? That's cool, congrats! What agency and what have you done so far?"

Idiot:" I think they're called *lie*. I haven't been there yet they just send me places and I go. Catalog stuff none of it is out, I just started. They found me on myspace."

Me: What's the site?


Idiot: I don't know.


Me:

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#408549 - 07/25/09 02:47 PM Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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Quote:

bartenders who have to try to get pussy by juggling glasses and bottles like he's tommy boy cruise in cocktail when there's a line room deep that just wants a fucking drink.




*applause*
I fully agree!! When I used to bartend in nightclubs and manage them, more than once I either fired or warned employees for doing that shit.

Dont waste my fucking time and alcohol youre spilling to impress a couple girls to make a good tip. You are here to work for the establishment.

Make your tips by giving good service to all the people there to spend money and have a good time, not just the ones you think you can hustle by some half assed flair tricks. Go work at a flair bar if thats what you want to do.
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#408550 - 07/26/09 04:12 PM Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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The 'pop-in'. Why the fuck are you coming by my place unannounced, you fucking dummy? Get the fuck outta here...
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#408551 - 08/01/09 02:19 AM Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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People who hunt gullible animals


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#408552 - 08/01/09 07:41 AM Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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pet peeve... people who try to derail a 12-page thread with snoozeworthy demotivators.


come on dude... "tritone hunting"???



I know you can do better. I've seen it myself. So can we go back to the golden days now? You've lost your touch.




ps: yessss, somehow I knew you had more pics!!!! you big liar, you! Reminds me of someone I know.....
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#408553 - 10/15/09 05:55 AM Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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Illiterate morons who spell "Jordan" as "Jordon". The interwebz has been full of them lately.
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#408554 - 10/15/09 04:25 PM Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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People who text like motherfuckers when they could just give me a quick call and tell me what's up.

Ignorant-ass fuckheads who call me and then say "Who's this?".
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#408555 - 10/15/09 04:50 PM Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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You may have a voice that's not exactly pleasing Tatty..
Just an observation based on the info provided.
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#408556 - 10/15/09 05:39 PM Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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Quote:

You may have a voice that's not exactly pleasing Tatty..
Just an observation based on the info provided.




Telephone etiquette is dying out. I've run into the same thing and it irritates the shit out of me. I've given more than a few people the 3rd degree for stupid shit like that. When I get a telephone call I expect to be greeted, informed of who the caller is and then politely asked the name of the person the caller is trying to contact. The worse thing you can do is call my phone and TELL me to put someone on the the phone and only slightly less insulting is to have a caller ask who I am before they identify themself or who they wish to speak with. The caller will never get in contact with who they are calling for after that if I am around.
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#408557 - 10/15/09 08:21 PM Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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Welcome back Fiend. I always answer "Who is this" with "You called ME, motherfucker".


Gia,JimB, is my voice that bad?
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#408558 - 10/16/09 06:55 AM Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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People who text like motherfuckers when they could just give me a quick call and tell me what's up.




I had a slap-my-forehead dumb moment a while back when I was driving and wanted to send someone a quick text. I was thinking that it'd be great if there was some sort of speech-to-text app that would convert what I was saying into a text message. Then I realized DUUHHHH, I can just call someone and say the same thing. Honestly, I don't know anyone who talks on the phone any more. It's all texting. It's like we're sending one another Twitter tweets.
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#408559 - 10/16/09 11:25 AM Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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Slow drivers blocking the left passing lane.

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#408560 - 10/16/09 05:32 PM Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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New Jersey

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#408561 - 10/16/09 10:19 PM Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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T-Mobile
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#408562 - 10/16/09 10:46 PM Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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geeks

people with no personal accountability

bailouts
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#408563 - 10/17/09 09:35 AM Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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Quote:

geeks





You sound bitter. Did a geek shack up with your ex in the house that you paid for? A regular income can be quite attractive, you know.

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#408564 - 10/23/09 08:28 PM Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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People who put "holla atcha boi" in myspace comments.
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#408565 - 10/23/09 10:45 PM Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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Also, girls who don't bunch their toes up when you spread their legs out wide.
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#408566 - 04/10/10 11:09 PM Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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MY PHONE CHARGER BROKE AND I TOTALLY GOT FLAKED ON TONIGHT!!!!!!!
GRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#408567 - 04/11/10 01:49 AM Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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MY PHONE CHARGER BROKE AND I TOTALLY GOT FLAKED ON TONIGHT!!!!!!!
GRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!







Black guy? if so you might be fishing in the wrong pond.
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#408568 - 04/11/10 08:09 AM Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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dont remind me
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#408569 - 04/13/10 03:16 AM Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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Fuck you, STUPID CITY OF BEVERLY HILLS today where I come out of Chipotle one minute late and face a $60 PARKING TICKET.
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#408570 - 04/13/10 07:40 AM Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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Quote:

People who text like motherfuckers when they could just give me a quick call and tell me what's up.




I had a slap-my-forehead dumb moment a while back when I was driving and wanted to send someone a quick text. I was thinking that it'd be great if there was some sort of speech-to-text app that would convert what I was saying into a text message. Then I realized DUUHHHH, I can just call someone and say the same thing. Honestly, I don't know anyone who talks on the phone any more. It's all texting. It's like we're sending one another Twitter tweets.




this boondocks clip is for you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCa9f8cPRbk
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#408571 - 09/14/10 02:01 PM Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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People whose typical vernacular are 'can you lend/ can I have/ can I borrow.'
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#408572 - 09/14/10 07:43 PM Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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^^^I'll see your "Lemmie" and raise you the "I left you X to make up for it," when X is nowhere near the Y you've given 'em.

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