I know you're just kidding. I know you really don't want me to die for real. You're just speaking in like comic hyperbole.
Is that how she died or are you getting her confused with Elvis Presley? Apparently a hard stool did The King in. Which is weird because I'd figure all the pharma would rendered his shit perpetually soupy though I defer on this point to several members of the board who offer up encyclopedic knowledge on the effects of drugs and booze on the body on a regular basis with firmulas and shit to back it up.