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#535582 - 11/30/11 05:45 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Bottle of ibuprofen and bottle of tylenol.
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#535696 - 12/01/11 09:35 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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4X, them trannies must have you all banged out huh? I think Hillary Scott was only up to a 3X.
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#535698 - 12/01/11 09:54 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Tranny Whisperer
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Registered: 08/02/03
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4X, them trannies must have you all banged out huh? I think Hillary Scott was only up to a 3X. I am not gay. They are special (custom/handmade) plugs made by some master glass blower from California. He had them on 1-day sale at 40% off and he is honest about shipping charges (ships in flat rate box).
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#535700 - 12/02/11 12:43 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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so what are you doing with those?
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#535714 - 12/02/11 05:27 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Putting them in his behind in a most artistic way.
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#535740 - 12/02/11 11:00 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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Putting them in his behind in a most artistic way. the seymore butts approach.
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#535781 - 12/03/11 03:51 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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I picked up a few pairs of pants while I was in Buffalo this past week. Also some socks, silk long underwear and two belts. And a few pairs of socks.
I'm happy.
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#535806 - 12/03/11 01:08 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Got a sweet coupon in email, 30% off total purchase for Timberland. I wish I knew before check out that the discount was on the total purchase. Boots were buy one pair, get another 50% off. If I'd have gotten a second pair of the ones I bought, it would have only cost me about $25. The sales women seemed annoyed with me. 2 of them tried ot get me to fill out a card for the 30% off, and when I told them I already had and I printed a coupon for the discount, they got crabby. Panzer, how did I do? list $95 - sale at store - 30% cost $24.50 ![](http://i.imgur.com/IY6ol.jpg) got this with blue stripes, not green list $70 -now 60- sale - 30% cost $29.50 ![](http://i.imgur.com/ni4qm.jpg) Also a couple long sleeve t-shirts normally $14.99/ea, my cost $8.75/ea. I'm thinking about going back for this jacket. $158-40% in store discount - 30% total purchase discount = $66.36. ![](http://i.imgur.com/9n1QZ.jpg) I seem to be on a green/brown kick recently. I used to be almost all black/blue.
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#535957 - 12/05/11 07:06 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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^^^Good finds, Jerkules. And if you're looking for colors to pop with camo green, do camel or brown, navy blue, or purple. For navy blue, do grey, orange, lime green, or light purple.
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#535960 - 12/05/11 07:33 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: gia jordan]
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Tranny Whisperer
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Registered: 08/02/03
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^^^Good finds, Jerkules. And if you're looking for colors to pop with camo green, do camel or brown, navy blue, or purple. For navy blue, do grey, orange, lime green, or light purple. ^ Gay tip of the week
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#535984 - 12/05/11 09:45 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Thanks for the insight Gia. Except for he 2 pairings I mentioned, I'm color clueless.
If Alex is getting snippy, it must be because he is jealous of my successful Jewery.
Oh, and I bought a pair of Levi's today. 20% off the already reduced price. I think it came out to like $37.00.
I keep a bobo email account, just for signing up for store promotions. Some places won't scan the coupon on your cell phone, so you actually gotta print the shit out. Today the store I was at, would only accept my coupon once. Last time I was there, I had like 4 items and the chick shot the coupon 4 times, then handed it back to me, after she scribbled on the bar code. Cunt. Next time I go there, I'm going to print out a mess of them, and leave them in the parking lot to blow around for people. Hurt the store and the environment, win/win.
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#536073 - 12/06/11 04:28 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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I got my first (as in since 1997) mobile phone today.
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#536083 - 12/06/11 07:01 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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list $95 - sale at store - 30% cost $24.50 ![](http://i.imgur.com/IY6ol.jpg) I've had a few of those over the years. I think they are based on WWI "doughboy" issues. I like the cotton better than the wool even though the wool is warmer. That shit itches my neck. They are very warm.
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#536084 - 12/06/11 07:03 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7598
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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Samsung monitor and extension cord. some master locks. tray for winter boots.
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#536204 - 12/07/11 05:14 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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A PGA shirt, Izod sweatshirt, and stafford undershirts at Jacque Pinet ! Oh about 48 bucks.
Edited by backdoorman (12/07/11 05:14 PM)
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#536258 - 12/08/11 09:51 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/17/11
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Xmas started early for me. It was time to part ways with my Camry XLE. With 161,000+ miles and still running great. We had a great time, many memories and she never did me dirty. But after doing quite a bit of traveling the last year and a half, plenty of awesome rental driving and test driving; I've come to the conclusion that this is well deserved. And it brings me back to the unforgettable times of greasy hands for hours working on muscle cars with my Dad as a lil girl. ![smile smile](/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/default/smile.gif) so I got a Challenger SRT8 392 470 hp 6.4L hemi ... so far very satisfied. She has sexy black skid marks all across and down her back to her ass!
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#536268 - 12/08/11 10:46 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Congrats. I loved the original Challengers, but despised Barracudas for some reason. If I were to crave a new model car, it would be that one. I like the yellow with black striped one.
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#536269 - 12/08/11 10:51 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Congrats!
You might have to sell Panzer and Figgs some skid mark panties to cover all the extra gas that hemi gonna take compared to the Toyota.
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#536284 - 12/08/11 01:15 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/17/11
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Thanks guys! No worries, I've been good with my pennies ![smile smile](/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/default/smile.gif) I've been eye balling this opportunity for a long time. Still feels surreal. They're releasing the special edition called the Yellow Jacket in February. While I like yellow, I'm not keen on this one. The black stripe kinda bugs me. I figured I'm asking for trouble enough as it is with the car that I'd go with the dark side in hopes I blend in a little more on the road ![wink wink](/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/default/wink.gif) It just reached 50 miles.
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#536290 - 12/08/11 02:24 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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Colour CCTV for the apartment. very cool. Wine book. and a bunch of other shit. Costco rules...
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#536320 - 12/08/11 07:45 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/18/08
Posts: 1574
Loc: DIEGO!
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Panzer, have you heard of AliExpress.com? It's a B2C e-commerce portal site that hooks you up directly with the Chinese manufacturers of, well, everything that's bought or sold on this green Earth. Check out the glass buttplugs... I found 'em to be quite a bit cheaper from that site than from anywhere else. Many vendors include shipping in the price.
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#536322 - 12/08/11 08:25 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Tranny Whisperer
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Registered: 08/02/03
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Panzer, have you heard of AliExpress.com? It's a B2C e-commerce portal site that hooks you up directly with the Chinese manufacturers of, well, everything that's bought or sold on this green Earth. Check out the glass buttplugs... I found 'em to be quite a bit cheaper from that site than from anywhere else. Many vendors include shipping in the price. Thanks for the link. It looks like an eBay (I only seen the main page) from AliBaba, who has Chinese eBay-like site called TaoBao (all on Chinese). I am taking final exam online so I will get back and check it out.
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#536338 - 12/08/11 10:45 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/15/07
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Xmas started early for me. It was time to part ways with my Camry XLE. With 161,000+ miles and still running great. We had a great time, many memories and she never did me dirty. But after doing quite a bit of traveling the last year and a half, plenty of awesome rental driving and test driving; I've come to the conclusion that this is well deserved. And it brings me back to the unforgettable times of greasy hands for hours working on muscle cars with my Dad as a lil girl. ![smile smile](/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/default/smile.gif) so I got a Challenger SRT8 392 470 hp 6.4L hemi ... so far very satisfied. She has sexy black skid marks all across and down her back to her ass! $5 says your suitcase pimp while under the influence drugs/alcohol, wraps it around a tree within six months. A more narrowed down time frame would be when you let the insurance lapse so you can buy some new shoes.
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#536339 - 12/08/11 10:47 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Vice Admiral]
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Tranny Whisperer
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Panzer, have you heard of AliExpress.com? It's a B2C e-commerce portal site that hooks you up directly with the Chinese manufacturers of, well, everything that's bought or sold on this green Earth. Check out the glass buttplugs... I found 'em to be quite a bit cheaper from that site than from anywhere else. Many vendors include shipping in the price. I am checking the site for over an hour and I may order some stuff. I gotta buy in bulk to get the low price and I gotta sift through the products to get an assortment so I can have the edge over other eBay sellers without sacrificing lots of margin. So far I saved 5 products and looking for more.
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#536354 - 12/09/11 12:32 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/18/08
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Loc: DIEGO!
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I am checking the site for over an hour and I may order some stuff. I gotta buy in bulk to get the low price and I gotta sift through the products to get an assortment so I can have the edge over other eBay sellers without sacrificing lots of margin. So far I saved 5 products and looking for more. Alex, if you're going to buy in bulk and resell on eBay, skip AliExpress.com and head for Alibaba.com. That's the B2B English-language portal and you'll get even better prices. But I'm not sure you'll be able to outdo the South China and Hong Kong-based sellers on eBay like "hongkongbuy", who are also acting as resellers for China manufacturers of sex toys. You'll have to offer better service or something. You may be onto something with talking to a New York-area glassblower. There is something to be said for "Made in the USA", with designs that are proprietary. You like to draw sick and sadistic torture implements; have you considered getting into the fucking-machine business? There's a guy selling a $20 do-it-yourself set of instructions at FukBox, which should serve as a primer on what goes into making one of those devices. The margins are absolutely insane on those things, easily 200-500%. Maybe you could become a manufacturer of innovative fucking machines. Just remember: People (other than you) will pay for quality and design. Don't aim for the low-cost market. Aim for the high-cost, high-value market, like the sainted Steve Jobs did. Come to think of it, the name Panzer seems tailor-made as a brand name for the manufacturer of a fearsome fucking machine/torture chamber.
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#536356 - 12/09/11 01:10 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
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I am checking the site for over an hour and I may order some stuff. I gotta buy in bulk to get the low price and I gotta sift through the products to get an assortment so I can have the edge over other eBay sellers without sacrificing lots of margin. So far I saved 5 products and looking for more. Alex, if you're going to buy in bulk and resell on eBay, skip AliExpress.com and head for Alibaba.com. That's the B2B English-language portal and you'll get even better prices. But I'm not sure you'll be able to outdo the South China and Hong Kong-based sellers on eBay like "hongkongbuy", who are also acting as resellers for China manufacturers of sex toys. You'll have to offer better service or something. You may be onto something with talking to a New York-area glassblower. There is something to be said for "Made in the USA", with designs that are proprietary. You like to draw sick and sadistic torture implements; have you considered getting into the fucking-machine business? There's a guy selling a $20 do-it-yourself set of instructions at FukBox, which should serve as a primer on what goes into making one of those devices. The margins are absolutely insane on those things, easily 200-500%. Maybe you could become a manufacturer of innovative fucking machines. Just remember: People (other than you) will pay for quality and design. Don't aim for the low-cost market. Aim for the high-cost, high-value market, like the sainted Steve Jobs did. Come to think of it, the name Panzer seems tailor-made as a brand name for the manufacturer of a fearsome fucking machine/torture chamber. I agree about AliBaba, because at AliExpress only a few sellers offer nice prices; when I switch to 20+ units then I go from free shipping to like $233.00 by UPS. But with AliBaba you need freight forwarding, customs clearance and all the import forms, which I don't really want to deal as a guy who sells from home. If I had a full-time company with warehouse then yes, it would make sense. Designs can be easily knocked off by changing couple of features here and there, because of the utility features that are in sex toys. I was thinking about my own sex company but it would involve a lot of resources to make it work in the competing market. I think an enema company that would make and sell the goods. Even with offices in Russia and Ukraine. Kinda like Klystra but different. Also a webstore for anal sex toys. I even got the domain name for it. And proprietary lubes like Ass Oil and Butt Butter.
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#536370 - 12/09/11 07:36 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/17/11
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$5 says your suitcase pimp while under the influence drugs/alcohol, wraps it around a tree within six months. A more narrowed down time frame would be when you let the insurance lapse so you can buy some new shoes. Thanks, G Baby! ![smile smile](/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/default/smile.gif) I purchased an awesome Frette cashmere and wool throw not that long ago. It makes it difficult to go from couch to bed some evenings. Fortunately I'm a good whore, Jason. I don't have a big shoe thing. Wish I did, so I could be a lil more girly. Don't you worry about me.
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#536383 - 12/09/11 08:31 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Mr. Coffee grinder on Amazon. 17.95
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#536411 - 12/09/11 12:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
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The 32gb/class 10 micro SD cards on AliBabaExpress are a real value. $17 w/free shipping. $50-60 on Ebay. After X-mas, I might pick up a few. Sell enough to get mine for free kinda deal.
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#536457 - 12/09/11 09:02 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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plug for tub and strainer for sink.
Alex, what do you do with those sex toys? Do you put them up your ass or someone else's?
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#536462 - 12/09/11 09:43 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
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plug for tub and strainer for sink.
Alex, what do you do with those sex toys? Do you put them up your ass or someone else's? It's for the trannies. Tranny Treats Deluxe.
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#536485 - 12/10/11 05:37 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Anyone else think that sometime or another some Australian transvestite named Matilda is going to go Bob Crane on Panzer?
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#536512 - 12/10/11 12:08 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
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Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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I've stumbled on alibaba a few times, but never really explored. Looks like it has the time burning potential of wikipedia.
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