http://www.tmz.com/2016/09/29/ron-jeremy-hits-pedestrian-beverly-hills/

I've forgotten: Is he on Pornlaw's No list?

Ron is one of the very few porn performers who has the money to hire a decent lawyer.

True, but Ron will find a way to get free counsel. I can't imagine him spending real money for an attorney. He will find some porn-struck young kid who just passed the bar and promise that he will get to hang out with the porn stars. Something like that.

Someone should convince him to spend some money on laser hair removal.

Did he fall asleep at the wheel? Everytime I see him at expos, he's sleeping in a chair and only wakes up when he hears a wallet open.

If he hires a free newbie he'll screw himself, he's looking at both a criminal action and a PI action. At least for the PI action, his auto insurance company should provide a competent attorney assuming he bought decent car insurance.

Pfffftttt. Guy was dressed in black, no drugs or alcohol involved so doubt much will come of it. Possibly a civil suit I guess but at this point doesn't appear the hedgehog was high.

Somehow I doubt the hedgehog can afford to live in Beverly Hills. Must've glommed onto somebody who can. Wonder if he was wearing those Crocs and his foot slipped. Though can't really tell what kind of car he was driving.

Just passing through, I'm sure.

He actually suffers from narcolepsy. I have been at a table with him a few times and if the people at the table aren't talking about him or to him, he passes out briefly. I have seen it several times first hand.

The Hedgehog got to fuck the Potter Twins.

Why do I get the feeling this is what set you on course to be XPT's Fake Mortician?

Why didn't you then try to take his wallet while he was passed out? You post here, we have certain standards!

The only thing that would emerge from Hedgehog's wallet are butterflies and a few wooden nickels.

Best!!

I'm guessing sleep apnea

I heard Ron was the only PW who actually saved his money, was that yet another lie? Whores Lie.

You may be right.

Ron is as big as an attention whore as any of the other porn whores.

Tip to civilians: if want to hang with Ron and get your picture taken with him, simply be willing to buy him dinner at a deli and make the conversation about him and your dream will come true.

You will get very bored quickly by his attempts to be funny during the dinner and regret your decision to hang with him, but then life generally has some regrets.

I remember the LA Weekly saying: Walk up and down Sunset Boulevard until you find him. This is how to locate Ron to invite him to dinner.

I would operate a longer con on Ron than simple theft for a bigger payoff. That sounds more like a Tritone move. Immediate (not very profitable) gratification. Besides the reward is low in that scenario. I am guessing just like a chick at a nightclub, he carries only an ID and a phone -- no wallet -- expecting everyone else to pay the freight. I do have a couple of Ron stories that show off parsimony that would make Jack Benny beam with pride.

I can't believe Dana Hayes couldn't get herself run over or tapped like that in all her time in LA. She could have made beaucoup money.

Ron Jeremy actually got to fuck the Potter twins, so I imagine that Dana Hayes is a somewhat lower priority.

Ron Jeremy by right should've been dead long before he drove that auto into that person. Life is strange and there is no god who considers the destiny of human beings to be of particular interest.

Nonetheless, the man did fuck the Potter twins. The Hedgehog must be given his due.

I've seen him here and there but my memory of him is his function as a comic relief type rather than any sex atrocities he may have performed. He's Jewish, cirrect? I just recall him as a wisecracking MC while Peter North drowned some wayward college coed with dicksnot.

The self-felatio thing he did probably qualifies as both. I seem to recall his dialog prior to this act being something like, "If she can do it, I can do it better!!"

I didn't see that. Was he quoting that showtune? I don't know what musical it's from but the parts go:
"Anything you can do, I can do better!
I can do anything better than you"
"No you can't!"
"Yes I can!"
"No you can't!"

Ronnie boy performed self-fellatio many years ago, but it was fairly recently that he fucked the Potter twins. He likes to portray himself as a Borscht Belt comic. More power to him, but frankly he is a bit of a slob. OTOH he did get to fuck the Potter twins, who are two attractive shiksas.

Cracked me up when he had the girls count him down from 10 to the come shot!

He did an infomercial with Kim Chambers for some shitty penis enlargement pill.

Great movie I saw as a kid. Props Mr. Blaster.

I was actually referencing an arcade game from the old coin-operated video game era: Death Race 2000-wiki
Death Race 2000 was a driver gave where you drove over pedestrians who would let out a little yelp and turn into gravestones with crosses. It was discontinued after do-gooder parents pitched a fit. I doubt it was even licensed by the film's owners.

I did love the movie though.

The only video game Hedgehog ever played was Custer's Revenge.