I've very much insulted Jake Malone's memory for more then a year. During that time, I've told multiple variations of Brandon Iron Herpes Jokes, and insulted his fitness as a father as a dwarf, and as a client for hair club for men. Fuck, even his many strains of herpes don't like him, and he's their main transmittal point.

But it's getting old, and there is a shortage of other porn whores and mopes to insult here. Christian no longer posts, and he was always good for some tranny STD roulette jokes. Seriously have you seen how much bottoming he's been doing in Thailand and Brazil lately? That boy is eventually going to come home with GRIDS the way he's behaving.

Though I loathe to admit it, I actually like Gia more then I should and don't want to troll her. I also don't want to spend all my time trolling other posters here. Three West Virginia jokes were more then enough for Backdoorman, especially since I like the guy. He's kinda the coal (salt) of the earth.

Nope, every insult I've said, Willie D has done better.

I'm now effectively limited to bad suicide and death jokes.

Shall I retire this account? Granted it might be as temporary as a babs fairwell tour but it's a thought. Or should I move to birth defects, the way the March of Dimes did. Speaking of birth defects, shout out to Ryan Knox.

Your comments would be appreciated.