So Monica doesn't want Jerky's love, or at least his sexual attentions in exchange for a box of wine. As his fake friend, I think we need to find him some other likely candidates for his affections. They must be:
1) Over the age of 18.
2) Stripper hot (even if they are not strippers)
3) Insane, and publicly so.
4) Public persons. Post pictures of women who are already the subject of newspaper articles. Not your crazy ex girlfriend who no one has ever heard of before.
My submission:
Chalice Renee Zeitner
This fine filly is now doing "hard" time for conning the government into paying for her late term abortion by having "fake" cancer.
http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=67867She also likes to scam government benefits by claiming to be a vet. She lasted 2 months in basic before they kicked her out. So she then created her own scam vet charity to milk people.
http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=39021 Jerky all you need to do is get on her visitor list, put some money in her account and she'll give you a handy under the table in the visitor's room.
What's not to love?
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