How about I change my sig to one of the posts where you fantasize about throatfucking a woman until she pukes on your rancid cock? Would that make you feel happy? Or would you just go further into a bottle of cheap gin?

We could roll with, "I'd still like to squirt hot, creamy, thick, rich, milky, viscous joy juice all over Marisa Tomae. All over her. On her face. In her hair."

Or perhaps, "...when I masturbate I tend to time my climax to coincide with the ejaculations of the males in the pornography. With material like 'Donkey Punch' would I feel moved to time my ejaculance to coincide with the impact of the fist on the back if the lady's head? Reconfigures my pud pounding paradigm."

I can bring out more, if you like, alkie.