No one like my Trandrushka Cheapovich?
As much as I spit out my licorice tea at Karl Skidmarx, he's not Russian.
You all are smert (dead in Russian) to me.
What about these names
Boris Buttplug
Ivan Enema
Trotsky Trannielover
See,
This is why I didn't want any late entries in the poll: With Alex there's ten thousand appropriate names. I only gave one to FB because he already had two of the three finalists; I figured he had the right to replace one. Save 'em all for his next name change request.
If he leaves for real I vote for Chicken Shit.
I was going to save that one for Ceramic Dogshite Productions, if it's all the same to you, BDM.