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#640255 - 08/19/16 05:41 PM
Re: ATTN: Moblem
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3080
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What's the over/under on Moblem being in prison instead of having joined the dead whores that got him off?
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#640256 - 08/19/16 07:21 PM
Re: ATTN: Moblem
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
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He didn't bite for the Dana Hayes situation, which has been touch and go for some time now. He's in jail or losing his touch.
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#640257 - 08/19/16 07:38 PM
Re: ATTN: Moblem
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
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He wouldn't. Moblem only posted about the actual, verified deceased, not the dead inside. Slab or nothing, that one.
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#640259 - 08/19/16 09:08 PM
Re: ATTN: Moblem
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
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Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Aliases: Ashley Grace, Alixus, Butterflyfluffyy, Mizz Fluffy, Mzfluffy, Mzzfluffy, Chelsi Choadload
Edited by Steezo (08/19/16 09:15 PM)
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#640260 - 08/19/16 10:19 PM
Re: ATTN: Moblem
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5097
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From asthma, the fiance opines. Alexis Grace, RIP
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#640261 - 08/20/16 12:04 AM
Re: ATTN: Moblem
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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#640264 - 08/20/16 03:50 AM
Re: ATTN: Moblem
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ADT regular
Registered: 02/22/14
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Induced by coke ingestion.....
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#640273 - 08/20/16 09:12 AM
Re: ATTN: Moblem
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/04/15
Posts: 208
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I told her to leave that shit to professionals, like myself. And we all know how well I turned out!
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#640329 - 08/21/16 03:51 PM
Re: ATTN: Moblem
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 07/28/07
Posts: 1133
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I don't think you can summon Moblem, he is like the Snuffleupagus, he just moseys in on his own accord.
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#640330 - 08/21/16 04:10 PM
Re: ATTN: Moblem
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3080
Loc: cleanup
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He's the Snuff-Film-Upagus.
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#640334 - 08/21/16 05:17 PM
Re: ATTN: Moblem
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
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To conjure Moblem from the Darkness you need the essential oils of dead porn slut.
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#640349 - 08/22/16 06:00 AM
Re: ATTN: Moblem
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/04/15
Posts: 208
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Wanker is also down here, he screams, "Why isn't Jeff sending me new dead porn sluts?"
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#640354 - 08/22/16 08:31 AM
Re: ATTN: Moblem
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
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On one of the pornography clip sites in the comments under an excerpt from Hailey Paige's 'Gangbang Audition' scene there's a comment in slightly broken English that beseeches the uploader to take that and all clips of Paige down out of respect for the dead. It goes on a little longer than necessary and I think it might be this guy.  Could have been written by her father. I think he was Mexican.
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#640366 - 08/22/16 12:29 PM
Re: ATTN: Moblem
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
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There was a whore in the 90s whose father tried to erase his dead daughter's porn career by buying all available copies of her videos. Can't remember her name right now. Jerry Van Dyke ?
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#640595 - 09/01/16 11:32 PM
Re: ATTN: Moblem
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/29/04
Posts: 764
Loc: Tralfamadore
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My theory is that her asthma was set off by the accumulation of dried cum in her home that somehow became aerosolized. Dried cum is a helluva allergen.
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#640606 - 09/02/16 01:25 AM
Re: ATTN: Moblem
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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My theory is DE MORTUIS NIL NISI BONUM. Only Speak Well of the Dead. They aren't to give their side of the story. She was a hot piece of ass, and we masturbated to her sex shows. Now is the time for mercy and remembrance, the Serenity Prayer, and The Lord's Prayer.
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