Precision hairs trimmer at Big Lots for $5. I specifically bought it to trim nostril hairs to make it more pleasant for the girls at the titty bar to bite my dick through my khakis and rise up towards my face to faux kiss my from below.
You gave up on the sweatpants, huh?
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"When you're up to your ass in alligators, it's hard to remember that you set out to drain the swamp" -- HST