She was legit a solid 9 here. Oh time, why must you be so cruel

A nine?! She was a legit solid 6 here.

Kidribz got it right - the text makes your head hurt. Yet, I can't stop myself. This debacle will either end in a gas station washroom, the bedroom of a classy gent residing in Westchester county, or a courtroom in Ontario (Canada or California, take your pick). It's a gripping story, even though it does that 'Moebius strip of despair' quality to it. I, myself can't wait for the next chapter to develop. I am actively rooting for the Luvinlioness to reclaim her throne.

How does she pay her cell phone bill every month?

For a 50-year old that has to be at least an 8 to 9.

Send Me an Angel!

This is probably a Paki stalker's entry, but what if it were true?

Hi Dayna it is Kingfish from USA, I enjoy your porns very greatly. Pleese send me authographed picture. Iam youre very most biggest fan.

Channeling Dana: I cas't malke t prostofce. phone iss borken and frrrezin in csar.Wont somfreon hlp plez? I dn desservt this.

Perhaps fornicating with all those Negros over the years has given her a ghetto pass and all of the government benefits that go with it.

Two rounds of head will probably pay for a month of Cricket, Metro, etc...

Aw man, that's cruel.

I feel Dana is a Boost mobile kind of gal.

Perhaps I didn't go into enough detail. Sorry about that. How does the "pay" for service? I'm sure she can scramble up enough BJs from the negroids to afford it. But does she actually have a credit card or a bank account? Does she just hope there's a store operated by her carrier somewhere nearby where she can drop off some cash? Does she actually go to the local Kroger, buy a money order and a stamp, and send it off? Her FICO score must be lower than Donkey Long's IQ.

You can go into a Walmart, grocery store, etc. and buy refill cards for most cell phone carriers. She probably operates in the cash and sexual bartering world. I agree with you Willie, she is probably an off-the-books kind of person.

The real mystery is the car, with the insurance and license. Those have to be renewed every year and I guess she is probably a monthly car insurance payer, no Collision and Comprehensive, minimum liability. What address does the license renewal go to?

The car has to be borrowed from a friend, with minimum insurance for which she prepaid the friend. She might be driving without insurance. If she gets caught and the car gets impounded, it's ciao, Leonessa.

The refill cards for the phone are probably the way she operates. Wonder if she uses reloadable debit cards and adds money to them when she can. I don't know if you can do that from convenience or grocery stores.

There must be a dozen street survival techniques the Lioness has mastered over the years. She's a survivor.

I didn't know you could buy prepaid cards for cell providers without having to buy a new burner phone.

So this brings up a few other questions:

1. If she actually is keeping insurance on the buggy, where does she mail the payment? And what form does it take? I highly doubt she has thought this through as much as our little cabal, but it's an interesting discussion.

2. If she is using a prepaid debit card, does she keep reloading the same one, or does she just buy a new one at Walmart when she's running low? It's quite expensive to rely on those cards in terms of per-transaction and activation fees. The only bank I can see that might even be able to service her needs on this Homeric odyssey is JPM Chase. If she could make it to the NY state line, she could turn some tricks in Hell's Kitchen, then hightail it for Saratoga Springs and the Canuckistani border. Maybe even celebrate with a nice dinner at Peter Luger.

3. Has anyone alerted Tranzer that a mature luvlioness is headed his way? Maybe Alex could steal some rubles and kopecks from his grandparents Soviet apartment and entertain Dana with his radioactive crank and a free enema.

Someone call a Hollywood script writer stat!

The Tranzer might be interested in scoring some dirty butt pictures for his ungodly collection.

Glad you didn't say unholy.

What if this was all a clever ruse and she's doing just fine and was really making at least 80k a year.

If it's a clever ruse then this thread is something like her 401k quarterly report; it shows how her strategies are working out.

NewsFlash - Bloomington or Bust

Looks like Dana is off to Indiana, surely to bag some would be delegates.

I don't mind and even revel in big butts, but they must be clean.

Cleanliness is next to godliness so I have heard ad nauseum throughout my life from sheepish religious people.

You all masturbate to pornography and hardly any of you are remarkably smart, truth be told.

Go defecate on some other thread, alkie.

Windsock ain't as think as he smart he are

Ain't that the truth!^

Last day in Chi-town! Catch her if you can!
Age: 59 - more like 62

Friday Night 24

Decatur is nowhere near Chicago.

The Magical/Mystical Toyota transporting her and Lucky must be able to make it in half an hour.

Dacater brings dafood. So that has nothing to do with Dana. How do she stay so fat?

The Lioness probably eats lots of carbs, I would think, subsisting on greasy fast food. I don't see her reaching for a soup and salad at this stage. I hope she's not eating Lucky's food.

Hell its probably healthier than the shit they sell us in most stores and cheaper too.

There Bloomington IN and Bloomington-Normal IL. If it's Indiana she's just a little south of me. If I had the time I might just make the trip south and provide this thread the pics it so deserves.

Only guy I know from Bloomington, IN:

Hmmmmm. She must be off to Bloomington-Normal, IL, then. Bloomington Indiana looks to be too far south. But then, I guess she goes wherever the next paid booty call takes her.

And you are right, this thread needs some up to the minute visuals. We are working with old, tired pictures. Never a good thing. The latest is the Backpage ad pics, which are about 1.5 months old but likely to be heavily photoshopped.

Bloomington IN means IU. About 40k students no small amount male. Wonder if she gives group rates for frat parties.

An opportunity to bone up on her DP experience.

Hence, Henry Blake and that godawful sweater. Radar, Radar, Radar...

Those Hoosiers/Rudy guys were from Bloomington. IN.

I not sure.... That I is orange, that seems to be IL. IU is cream and crimson (The I would be red).

Probably U of Illinois - their colors are orange and blue.

^and so it is. Good call.

Wonder how many IU parents are going to get hit up for extra allowance this month. I can hear it now, "Mom, I need an extra couple hundred ros..er dollars this week".

Also, IU has a shit ton of asians going there. Only god knows of the things those kinky motherfuckes could think up to do with a 60 yr old woman with little to no morals. Dana just may be about to bite off more than she can chew.

Mom, I want to bang a woman who could be your older sister, or even your mom. Can you please deposit $250 in my account?

Except Illinois is in Champaign-Urbana. I believe Illinois State is in Bloomington/Normal, Illinois.

How ironic if the bipolar luvlioness wound up in a town called "Normal." Actually, I think the infamous "enema bandit" plied his trade at Illinois State for a while. Shaun Costello made a porno about it in the late 70s called "Waterpower." I think I did a review of it in Smutty's review area.

She probably could use a solid enema. Paging Tranzer!